MJB

That looks horrendous. Could just be Bale though

Whitewash. So harsh. Frankie and The Risk can fuck right off.

Anybody work out what Sophie was going to sing? Couldn't hear her.

Sophie's in trouble here.

Wagner made me Cher makes me

Really? I thought she was the worst.

Ugh. Cher Lloyd. Just ugh.

Let the game load. It will take a while (possibly over half an hour) but you must let it load.

I thought Cech looked like he was close to getting a head hat on the ball and that picture is brilliant. So bloody close.

The best half of football I've seen in a while, all credit to Chelsea. They have given it everything, absolutely everything.

Ouch. Well that hurt.

Coventry

Aguero You cunt.

Another penalty. And it was a penalty. Rooney to make it two out of two? Yep. 2-0

Bring Berbatov on at CB.

WHAT THE FUCK!

Wow that looked a harsh decision. EDIT: Maybe not. Rooney (pen) scores. 1-0 Utd. Thank God for that.

De Gea, Smalling, Evans, Ferdinand, Evra, Park., Giggs, Jones, Fletcher, Young, Welbeck. Lindegaard, Anderson, Carrick, Valencia, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez. Reina, Kelly, Carragher, Skrtel, Enrique, Kuyt, Lucas, Adam, Gerrard, Downing, Suarez. Doni, Agger, Robinson, Henderson, Spearing, Carroll, Bellamy. Two teams both playing 4-5-1 by the looks of things.

We were like.....10. I'm fairly sure we weren't following exact rules. You cheated then So's your face. Your mum

We were like.....10. I'm fairly sure we weren't following exact rules. You cheated then

The ball isn't allowed over head height in six-a-side though?

I got put there after about an hour of my first game aged 7. We played some crap team and I'd scored five goals already when the goalie wanted to play out, so because I'd got the goals, they swapped him with me and I never played out again.

Is everyone a 'keeper on this board?

I played in goal at Carrow Road four times between the age of 12 and 16, winning every time.

74 is way too high, he has all the charisma of a murderer I'm sorry.