Azazel

I'm still running like 90% on obstacle courses and failing hard at the rest (except that match game which I have never lost).  There is an achievement to come 1st in a race while doing a full taunt that I was actually able to get because I crushed one so hard.  The team game where you have to roll the balls to the end SUUUUUCKS.  One person can just get in your way and you are basically screwed.

I have like a 90% success rate on all the courses that are just run to the end, even Slime Climb.  Hell is team games.  Fall Mountain is my least favorite because I don't even feel like I ever have a chance to win because someone always gets there way before me even if I only screw up like once.

The Tail Grab games though just seem glitchy to me still, I still think I should have 1 win because the guy did not look anywhere close enough to grab me especially since half the time I am on top of someone I still miss them.

I should have won that game.  The stupid tail game TWICE.  I barely survived the first one and the final was just a crock of shit.  I hate how I will be right on a dude and grab and get nothing but someone can grab the tail from me when they are nowhere close with 2 seconds left.

I was doing that Tip Toe one where you have to get across the blocks but only some are real.  We find the correct path and me and the other 2 way ahead all jumped at the same time and knocked each other over so none of us made it or qualified.  So far the best experience I've had in the game.

I take it back, Slime Climb as round 1 where only 8 people qualified.

And nothing I hate worse than that grab the tail final game when you grab the person with the tail but don't get it.

5 minutes ago, GoGo Yubari said:

The one where you have to go through the doors is my archnemesis.

I don't think I've ever lost that one.  The one where you need to keep the balls in your zone though, that is by far the one that takes me out the most.  Still looking for that 1st win, gotten to the finals half a dozen times.

I paid for it but I get first day launch issues, not a huge deal.  I can actually get other stuff done instead of playing it for a bit.

22 minutes ago, RPS said:

Anyone playing on steam or is everyone on PS4? 

I'm on Steam as cecilnyx

Best I've done is Round 4, team challenges are basically purgatory where you have no real power to help your team win or lose and just have to hope for the best.

Finally got in a game, made it to round 3 and failed to climb some mountain.  It's so stupid that I'll probably die because I'm laughing more than anything.

10 minutes ago, OctoberRaven said:

So, Takeshi's Castle?

Pretty much, yes.

Game got released today, servers got taken down so they can add more since I guess the player base was much bigger than expected.  Anybody else going to get in on this ridiculous?  I feel like I might actually enjoy watching people play over actually playing because I want to see them get frustrated instead of it happening to myself.

If you haven't heard of it, its a Battle Royale game except you are these dumb little unathletic jelly bans running obstacle courses and other mini games until only one is left standing and it really promotes the idea that the absolute worst thing imaginable is other people.

Shenmue on Dreamcast, the 2nd last fight in the game is you and an AI fighting 70 people at once (3 of them are bosses).  When you beat it (or the game, I forget which) you unlocked an option to just do the fight solo in a time trial.  I probably did that dozens of times because it was just a hell of a lot of fun to tornado kick a bunch of dudes repeatedly.

8 minutes ago, C-MIL said:

11. Chartreuse.

How dare you

39 minutes ago, RPS said:

Do you know how badly I felt having to use RNG when brown 69 was still alive. 

Please do not talk about RNG around me, it triggers me.

I wasn't sure if we all needed unique numbers and colours.

I now wish we had all gone with really dumb colours, I should have gone with off-white or chartreuse.

19 Grey

Just now, Jam said:

Apologies I completely misread the post and never realised we were at night! 

That is what I figured.  I'm frustrated because all my work systems keeps crashing but realized taking it out on people playing a mafia game was a dumb idea.

I came incredibly close to modkilling three people just now

If we can get 1-3 more in the next couple hours I will send out the roles and start the game.

I originally set it up for 18, can do 16 without much change.  So 2-4 more would be perfect!

I watched the last Marbleympics by accident and I couldn't stop.  The Marbula One was less exciting, will watch this though.

Please sign up below if you would like to play The Thing 2 Mafia.  Please not The Thing acts a little different than a normal mafia came so please read the below and let me know if you have any questions.

1) Blood Tests replace lynching in the day phase.  Whoever gets the majority of votes will be tested.  If the test comes up The Thing, they will be killed and the day phase will continue and a new person will be voted to get tested.  If the test comes up Human, the day phase will end and the Night Phase will begin.

2) The Thing is able to assimilate players are night time, adding them to their ranks.  This means someone who tested Human one day may become The Thing later in the game.  The Thing wins when it has assimilated the majority of the living players.

3) For Time limits I will do 48 hours for the Day Phase.  Any test that comes up The Thing will add an additional 24 hours to the phase.

4) This game will take place in the Alien Universe, specifically the movie Aliens, but instead of Xenomorphs it is The Thing.

Please sign up below!

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1 hour ago, Mx. Canadian Destroyer said:

Feels like 2 things are happening. People are a little more active than we've had in the past and it's not devolving into insults and people being angry.

And it doesn't take a week to get through a day phase so games do not take 2 months.

5 minutes ago, DFF said:

I'm 100% paranoid in every gae I'm in, so no change there!

You asked for it!  I will be the finish touches on it tonight.  It's been one of those things where I keep getting new ideas.  I don't mind if someone goes before me if they really want.

The Thing 2 should only happen if everybody is ready to get overly paranoid.