Plubby

I feel young again after seeing this meme.

Well, cock.

And was somehow even less successful...

The B stands for "bloody awful rules" - remembering they introduced Fucking Arbitrary Ass-Backwards waivers.

Kellen Moo- ..oh Harrison Butker, Kickerman, KC @Lowerdeck

Alex Smith, QB, Washington New Orleans Defense @Lowerdeck

Kerryon Johnson, RB, Lions OJ Howard, TE, Bucs @Lowerdeck

Good ol' Matchbox 20. "He's not crazy, he's just Isaiah Crowell..."

You missed that one too

Brock Osweiler threw a 100-yard pick six against Boise State in his final college game (56-24 victory for Kellen Moore btw). Did they really think he was going to magically learn to throw a football just because he was standing kind of near John Elway?! The old saying in football and basketball held true with Osweiler and Lynch and maybe now we'll see it in Allen: Little guys have to prove they can play in the league. Big guys have to prove that they can't.

Sorry folks I had a bunch of chores on today. AND five of the last seven picks cleared my draft board away. CJ Anderson, RB, Carolina Jamison Crowder, WR, Washington Professional Football Team @Lowerdeck

...and?

We're trying to teach the good man some football and you lock the thread?!

Should have chanted for Siemian to be honest. Or for Tim Tebow.

I also called Paxton to bust at the draft. He fucking sucks. Mind you i'm also calling Mayfield to bust spectacularly as well.

Marvin Jones, WR, Lions Kyle Rudolph, TE, Vikings @Lowerdeck

Taken by Lint at the top of the 4th @LL.

Dak goes 3/3 with a score. Coach Kellen Moore with a successful debut (definitely how it works btw)

Fuck. I think i'd have won the draft already if he fell one more. Demaryius Thomas, WR, Broncos Alex Collins, RB, Ravens @Lowerdeck

I noticed this just before. No running backs strat!

Doug Baldwin, WR, Seattle Aaron Rodgers, QB, Green Bay @Lowerdeck

I've drafted 12, 10, 10 and 11 before this year, quit yer bitchin

It is indeed! Happy August to all, and welcome aboard Todd Gurley, RB, LA Rams @Lowerdeck - who I always seem to tag in these

I thought he had signed with Tampa?

I get to claim Dak now by proxy. ^_^ ...I feel dirty claiming a Cowboy