Chris2K

Great news for England, Michael "What's an attacking shot?" Vaughan may not be fit for the next match against Australia. What a damn shame. [/sarcasm]

I quote from BBC Sport: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport...one/4109538.stm

Few things: 1) Ferrari were the one team that didn't comply with the building of the chicane idea. The other nine teams did. 2) Jordan said they weren't going to race, then did anyway. Pissed off by this, Minardi raced as well to try and give the fans some entertainment. 3) My favourite Schumi moment is Jerez 97. Obvious deliberate attempt to take Villenueve out to defend his minor world championship lead, and he suffers for it by crashing out himself, handing Villenueve the title.

I was there LIIIIIVE today, and watching Pietersen bat was worth the entrance fee alone. His last six off Gillespie went two yards away from me, and it went by so fast I didn't even see it. I got on TV though. That triple wicket over was also great, as was Collingwood's catch. And the crowd's relentless insinuation that Jason Gillespie was a gypsy.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA. I laugh at fans of Sam. Finally the girl with lips far too big for her face is gone. *banned*

Vernon Kay also married and impregnated Tess Daly. Who is hawt.

Girls on looks: 1. Saskia. 2. Vanessa. 3. Lesley. 4. Mary. 5. Sam 6. Makosi.

Currently eliminated from the box challenge: Vanessa (didn't take part) Science (quit) Kemal (quit due to Science) Sam (quit) Maxwell (quit) Saskia (quit after pissing in condom, and then spilling said condom) Derek, Roberto, Craig, Anthony and Makosi remain. Big Brother's been shouting stuff at them, such as: "Stay in your box if you've got no friends. Particularly you, Craig. Billy no mates." "Put your hands up if you're really cool. Can't see your hand, Makosi. That's because you're a loser." "Stay in your box if you smell of cheese. Derek, you smell of cheese." Can't wait to watch all this.

Anyone else just see the ECW One Night Stand advert on a piece of cardboard behind Davina?

According to The Sun, Mary was working as a "massuese" in a "massage parlour" (please note the apostrophes) less than six weeks before she entered the house. Seriously, who'd pay for THAT?

If you're gonna get a Bond game, get Everything or Nothing. Mario Kart DD is awesome, even on one player mode. Mario Party 5 or 6 is always good for a multiplayer laugh, especially with four people. SSBM's ok multiplayer wise but can get a bit too hectic sometimes.

As a Spurs fan that is far more interested in hating Man Utd than Arsenal, I haven't got a problem with Maxwell. Saskia has gained many points of hawtness over the last week, except her tits are possibly too big... to the extent they're starting to sag already. I loved the counting game too. Seriously didn't see the BOO coming.

Ramsay is an absolute LEGEND in the UK, and is regarded as the best chef in the country. He never wanted to be a TV chef but was thrust into the limelight due to his abilities. He first went after a career in football (soccer) but a leg injury forced him to retire at just 18. He took up cooking, and eventually worked under *** Michelin Chef Michelle Roux before setting up his own resteraunt and becoming a *** Michelin chef himself. He doesn't do Hell's Kitchen over here any more, instead he has an awesome programme called Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares where he tries to turn around a failing restaurant by changing things, such as re-motivating staff, and sometimes teaching the chefs how to actually cook. All whilst swearing a lot.

Source: BBC Sport Oh hell yeah.

I guess worries about Robinson can be appeased by Man Utd signing Van Der Sar. Damn shame about the UEFA cup though.

Source: BBC Sport Sure came out of nowhere...

Mudda could be right according to the latest odds: Source: DS:BB. And apparently, Makosi won't be the unlucky housemate next week, it's going to change weekly because otherwise Makosi would likely get an unfair advantage due to her being bullied by BB.

Peter Serafinowicz, the legend behind Look Around You and Hardware, was the voice of Darth Maul in TPM. Courtesy of Have I Got News For You.

You know who'd make a great BB voice? Norman Lovett.

1. Roberto 2. Maxwell 3. Saskia 4. Craig 5. Sam 6. Derek 7. Lesley 8. Science 9. Vanessa 10. Mary 11. Kemal 12. Mosaki 13. Anthony

Not been a Saskia before to my knowledge. And to complete the human freak show, they have this muppet.

Hey, she has a butter face.

Did Channel 4 just go and raid a local asylum or something?

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