Jook

I just realised....I won't be able to masturbate for 5 days

Beatles Libertines

Tomorrow, festival virgin Jook embarks on a magical journey. A journey to a wet, sodden, far away place. Jook is going to his first ever festival, and he's pretty fucking excited. So, discuss either how much you're jealous of me, or how shit the line-up is, or something. :kiss:

Haven't heard it yet, can't be arsed downloading, so I'm just waiting for the release

Goldfrapp Beatles Flaming Lips Beck Libertines

CATEGORY A Radiohead The Doors ---- CATEGORY B Beck DJ Shadow --- CATEGORY C Aphex Twin Goldfrapp --- CATEGORY D The Clash Libertines

Aston Villa 2-1 Newcastle Blackburn 0-2 Man United Bolton 0-2 Liverpool Man City 1-2 Charlton Norwich 0-4 Arsenal Brighton 2-1 Preston Sunderland 2-2 Wigan Watford 1-0 Plymouth Port Vale 0-2 Bristol City Chester 3-0 Darlington

Film & TV [*]Best Movie (Limit: 7) Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind [*]Best Film Director/Producer (Limit: 5) Charlie Kaufmann [*]Best TV Comedy Series (Limit: 5) The Mighty Boosh [*]Best Sports Program (Limit: 5) Soccer AM [*]Best Primetime 1+ Hour Program (Limit: 7) Big Brother [*]Best Overall Show (Limit: 10) Soccer AM [*]Best Late Night Talk Show (Limit: 5) Johnathan Ross [*]Best 'Feud' Show (Limit: 4) (ex. Jerry Springer, etc.) Kilroy Sports [*]Best NFL Team (Limit: 4) [*]Best MLB Team (Limit: 4) [*]Best NBA Team (Limit: 4) [*]Best NHL Team (Limit: 5) [*]Best UK Sports Team (Limit: 8) Man Utd [*]Best Sport (Limit: 5) 'Soccer' Music [*]Best Rap Artist/Group (Limit: 8) Outkast [*]Best Rock Artist/Group (Limit: 7) Muse [*]Best Alternative Artist/Group (Limit: 5) (ex. Maroon 5, etc.) Goldfrapp [*]Best Overall Solo Artist (Limit: 7) Bjork [*]Best Overall Music Group (Limit: 7) Goldfrapp [*]Artist/Group of the Year (Limit: 5) Goldfrapp [*]Music Video of the Year (Limit: 7) Goldfrapp- Train (Hamster and Me are going to get nomo's for the 'Frapp ) [*]Song of the Year (Limit: 7) Goldfrapp- Train also: Hip-Hop vs Rock Rock Video Games/Computers [*]Best Platform Game (Limit: 4) (ex. Mario Bros., etc.) - [*]Best Sports Game (Limit: 7) (Madden 2005, ESPN 2k5, MVP 2005, etc.) Championship Manager 03/04 [*]Best Wrestling Game (Limit: 4) - [*]Best RPG (Limit: 4) (ex. FFX-2, etc.) - [*]Best Console (Limit: 3) PS2 [*]Greatest Console Ever (Limit: 5) Mega Drive [*]Greatest Game Ever (Limit: 10) Final Fantasy VII [*]Best Game Company (Limit: 5) (ex. THQ, Squaresoft, etc.) SI Games [*]Best Internet Search Engine (Limit: 4) Google [*]Best Internet Provider (Limit: 6) (ex. AOL, MSN, etc.) BTInternet [*]Greatest Freeware Computer Game (Limit: 5) (ex. EWR, etc.) .....EWR I guess also: Windows vs Mac Windows Restaurants [*]Best Fast Food Franchise (Limit: 8) KFC [*]Best Buffet Franchise (Limit: 3) - [*]Best Type of Meat (Limit: 5) Chicken also: french fries vs onion rings Fries News [*]Most Annoying Court Case To Hear About (Limit: 3) Michael Jackson Cars [*]Best Car Company (Limit: 7) Hyundai [*]Best Volkswagen Beetle Color (Limit: 5) Uggh...Yellow? also: the vehicle vs motorcycle Vehicle

COME ON THE GOLDFRAPP!!! CATEGORY A Radiohead- Beatles- Blur Modest Mouse- CATEGORY B Beck Roxy Music Kid Koala Snow Patrol CATEGORY C Scissor Sisters Aphex Twin- Bjork Goldfrapp CATEGORY D Belle and Sebastian The Clash Libertines Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind 1. Theme 2. Mr. Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra 3. Collecting Things 4. Light & Day - The Polyphonic Spree 5. Bookstore 6. It's the Sun [KCRW Morning Becomes Eclectic Version] - The Polyphonic Spree 7. Wada Na Tod - Lata Mangeshkar 8. Showtime 9. Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometimes - Beck 10. Sidewalk Flight 11. Some Kinda Shuffle - Don Nelson 12. Howard Makes It All Go Away 13. Something - The Willowz 14. Postcard 15. I Wonder - The Willowz 16. Peer Pressure 17. Dream Upon Waking 18. Strings That Tie to You 19. Phone Call 20. Nola's Bounce - Don Nelson 21. Down the Drain 22. Row 23. Drive in 24. Main Title 25. Spotless Mind 26. Elephant Parade

Is better musical? Not heard either really... Is a better actress? Lohan Is hotter? Duff

Bergers goal was just stunning. I felt sorry for Bentley, but hey, at least we didn't concede to Norwich first

IMO they fall into a general dance category. Of course, they're not strictly dance, but neither are Goldfrapp, Portishead, Bjork or The Rapture.

You suck. And I can't be arsed replying to every single one of those. So...shut up.

Day 1: Goldfrapp Massive Attack Scissor Sisters The Rapture 2 Many DJ's Aphex Twin Chemical Bros. Add n to (x) Day 2: Bjork Portishead The Prodigy Leftfield Faithless Zero 7 Basement Jaxx Squarepusher Discuss.

Family Guy Futurama I'm Alan Partridge The Mighty Boosh I'll edit it more later.

1. Final Fantasy VII 2. GTA: Vice City 3. Super Mario Bros. 3 4. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 5. Micro Maniacs 6. GTA: 3 7. Pro Evo Soccer 3 8. Tomb Raider 9. Fifa '96 10. Bonanza Bros.

Sound like one of those playground rumours...like in Year 6 when everyone in my school was convinced that 'Kenan and Kel' died in a car crash.

AWESOME! I fucking love SI

You said it yourself, right at the end.

Forlan was fucking awful.

Aaah fuck, I just assumed it was all the Premiership games, so I copied and pasted my predictions from Bullsh!t Oh well....

Arsenal 2-1 Middlesborough Birmingham 0-2 Chelsea Man United 3-0 Norwich Southampton 1-0 Blackburn West Brom 0-2 Aston Villa Ipswich 1-1 Cardiff Reading 1-1 Rotherham Leeds 2-1 Nottm Forest MK Dons 0-2 Bournemouth Swansea 1-1 Cheltenham

Jook is sad

Man Utd?