Gazz

All my players, myself and my 1 staff member are unpaid amateurs, so it's all profit baby!

2000 non seater, 50p a ticket, the odd thing is I have 25 £2 season ticket holders, you'd think they'd at least show up for every game. I've always wondered what it must be like to attend a Queens Park home game. I bet it's quite surreal.

First game of the season, attendance: 16. >_<

I decided as a side game to my Newcastle game to start a journeyman game based around SE Asia. I accepted the first job I was offered, so now I am the manager of SSBJ in the Malaysian U20 Division 1, a completely amateur team with a total club value of £230. I'm basically managing a pub team. :/ EDIT: It's not even a pub team, pub teams at least have a 43 year old pot bellied centre back who I could use as captain...

It really isn't. Managers are not allowed to comment on referee's before a game, full stop. He should know better.

I'm guessing he had the audacity to give a decision, however menial, against United for once.

Fucking fuck Chelsea and there 'oh lets win the champions league but only finish 7th in the league so Gazz and his 4th placed Newcastle team miss out and have to play in the Europa League'. Bastards!

Sunderland fans camp out to buy the new kit.

I watched the first 45 seconds, got extremely bored with the... overpronounced... really... slow... emphasis... on... every... word... styles that all these hot air balloons talk in and turned it off.

Not even the usual 'Newcastle are also thought to be interested' footnote that appears on every transfer rumour story, regardless of who the player is.

Stoke are in Europe. Does. Not. Compute.

Get off Johnny's laptop, Ruth!

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Ruki's on Dance Central again?

Finished all the DLC content on Fallout, all I need to do now is start a new game, collect the achievements for being neutral and evil at levels 8 and 14 and I'll have 100%ed it. Then I can start New Vegas.

In Fallout you can go out to 3rd person and pan the camera round to look at your dude. Completely useless for combat obviously, but you can make yourself look badass posing on stuff. Racing games, I always play in 3rd person I suppose you could call it, I can't really get a feel for where the car is in relation to the curbs etc, otherwise.

You should have a winger called Yohann Mollo, I think he starts out on loan. I'm a few years in and he is a very good winger, Liverpool signed him for £8.5m.

I always find I end up with too many DMC's and not enough strikers, good DMC's seem easy to find but strikers I always seem to find something in their stats that puts me off buying them. Speaking of which, Nile Ranger may be the worst striker I've ever seen (completely accurate then), I've sent him out on loan the past two seasons, he has made no progress stats wise and played 26 games for Watford without scoring and has played 12 for MK Dons so far without scoring. A quite narrow 4132. I mess about with the touchline shouts though during the games to mix things up. I usually play with pass to feet, work ball into box and look for the overlap. That way I keep the midfield packed with usually a man over the opposition and allow my two fullbacks to come forward to give the team some width when attacking. The three man midfield is 1 advanced playmaker, 1 deep lying playmaker and 1 ball winning midfielder so in reality it becomes more like a narrow 442 diamond when going forward but drops into a flat 3 when defending. I'm rather annoyed that both Boyata and Macheda, who I've had on loan for 2 years each and now list Newcastle as their favourite clubs, won't negotiate a contract with me at the moment, it might be because they are on loan to me. Hopefully, Champions League qualification might make them a bit more interested at the end of the season. I'm especially narked because Macheda has scored nearly 40 league goals for me in total and Utd only want £5.75m for him.

Defence first, conceding goals pisses me off far more than scoring goals pleases me.

Newcastle, the football pools players worst nightmare.

It's far from one of the best written of all time. Without going into spoilers, the twist is very predictable and the secret reveal about Chell was telegraphed way too early. The dialogue, yes, that is some awesome writing, but the story itself is absolutely nothing new. I agree, the twist was predictable....but what was the secret reveal of Chell? Turns out she's Aeris from FF7, who didn't die after all...

You'd think Fergie could smile a bit...

Brighton used to be massively overrated in the CM games due to Marc Vaughan. Probably still are, but no one plays CM anymore.

I saw Ruki playing Dance Central, according to XBL. The thought was hilarious and also frightening.

Thought long and hard about getting Brink. I don't usually like shooters, they are too repetitive, especially online. I don't know if the parkhour gimmick is enough to compensate getting owned by 15 year old nerds all the time.