Congratulations Metalman

[Gazz]

A warm and hearty congratulations to @metalman , who this season has plumbed new depths of Premier League fantasy terribleness.

Your prize my good sir...

[METALMAN]

Oh come on I picked this team and forgot about it because my attention was firmly on SCOTTISH FANTASY FOOTBALL (where I was beaten by both my dad and my brother). If I did all the transfer lameness you boys did I would have dominated.

[Adam]

21 minutes ago, metalman said:

Oh come on I picked this team and forgot about it because my attention was firmly on SCOTTISH FANTASY FOOTBALL (where I was beaten by both my dad and my brother). If I did all the transfer lameness you boys did I would have dominated.

In Scottish Fantasy Football, do you just pick 5 Rangers players, 5 Celtic players and Lawrence Shankland?

[METALMAN]

Maybe if you live in a world where Chris Burke doesn’t exist.
 

My god I’d hate to live in that world.

[LL!]

I can't believe you would avoid your responsibilities like this. Utterly disgraceful behavior by someone I considered a friend. 

[METALMAN]

19 minutes ago, LL! said:

I can't believe you would avoid your responsibilities like this. Utterly disgraceful behavior by someone I considered a friend. 

I’m sorry. I didn’t want things to end up this way. I just never expected it would be would be so difficult to maintain two fantasy teams in two different countries in the midst of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

If I had known how much this would have hurt you I would never have attempted it.