WS1 Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 I remember when Holland beat England and we didn't go to world cup usa. Towards the end of the game Holland fans started singing "England give us a song" and the England fans replied with the famous "You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in" lol. Also love the "Can we play you every week". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syck Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 My favorite gose with two rival high schools, Red Mtn. and Mtn. View...when all of Red Mtn. started chanting..."FUCK MOUTAIN VIEW!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahyder1 Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 How is 'Go Leafs Go' or 'J-E-T-S' in the least bit original or unique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdavinator Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 North American chants really are boring. 'Let's Go (insert team here)'? How boring. I gotta admit the English pwn North America when it comes to chants. They're more original and funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjt4ever Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 The worst chant in the world has got to be: "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, Oi, Oi!" It gives me shivers whenever I say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Ellis Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 (edited) Okay someone is fucking hacking me Edited November 27, 2004 by King Ellis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summers Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 "He's fast, he's quick, his names a porno flick... Emmanuel. Emmanuel." Good movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slickman Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 Ok A Spurs Season Ticket Holder So Expect Biased chants "have you ever seen campbell with a bird ? , have you ever seen campbell with a bird ? have u ever seen campbell , ever seen campbell , ever seen campbell with a bird" Best one ever To Youll never walk alone to the scousers " Sign On , Sign On with a pen in your hand and youll never get a job so sign on , sign on " "Viera Woah Viera Woah he wants to leave the scum cos campbell wants his bum" also heard somewhere "Viera Woah Viera Woah he wants to go to Madrid cos Campbell fiddles his kids" "Hark now hear the tottenham sing the arsenal run away but we will fight forever more because of boxing day" "We are Tottenham, we are Tottenham Super Tottenham, from the Lane We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham We are Tottenham, from the Lane" "Well it's a grand old team to play for It's a grand all team to see And if you know your history It's enough to make you hart go whoo-oo-OO-OO We don't care what the other teams say What the hell do we care? For we only know that there's gonna be a show And the Tottenham Hotspur will be there." This is used around the country i believe "And it's Tottenham Hotspur Tottenham Hotspur FC We're by far the greatest team The world has ever seen." WE'RE THE - PAXTON/SHELF SIDE/ PARK LANE WE'RE THE - PAXTON/SHELF SIDE/ PARK LANE WE'RE THE - PAXTON/SHELF SIDE/ PARK LANE- Tottenham (Sing the stand you're sitting in) something for those xmas lovers Away in a manger no crib for a bed! the little lord Jesus woke up and he said We Hate Arse**l and We Hate Arse**l We are the Arse**l Haters!!! Damn spurs have got loads of chants And there is no argument British chants are a mile more witty than any of the chants from the US , I Can be sitting at home watching sky and theyre will be a chant at a game that will make me laugh , in a us game its like being at highbury you cant hear fuck all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reyrey619 Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 I liked the Yankees Suck chants...in Colorado. That made me laugh for a good week. The Who's Your Daddy chants are catchy, yet unoriginal. Now, "Who's your Dealer?" is certainley original... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summers Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 Original.. because they changed the word daddy for dealer..? I see how original that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 (edited) Bootle boy born and bred Jamie Carragher is a red Bootle boy born and bred He throws coins at cockneys' heads Edited November 28, 2004 by pigeon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dakendo Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 Gotta love any chants at fat people in the opposition's stand. I was at the Leeds-Charlton game last season, which was the last Premiership game at Elland Road before the relegation, and a chubby Charlton fan who dared to take his shirt off got harrased verbally. 'Hey fatty, give us a song' was a good chant that stands out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Drags Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 I hear very few original english football chants. And if you actually heard the Jets/Leafs chants, you'd probably understand it better. But english chants, original? no way. The Chelsea game at the weekend, the only chants I heard were "Gudjohnsen, Gudjohgnsen" and "Chellllll-sssseeeeeeeaaaaa" Must have taken an age to come up with those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Dragon, Woaaaaaah Dragon, Woaaaaaah American Chants are crap so shut your useless trap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 From Charlton to Bristol City that I heard once: When the red red robin comes bob bob bobbing along... Shoot the b*stard, shoot the b*stard. everyone directed towards Aston Villa..The classic... SHHHHHHHHHH*T ON THE VILLLLLLA! Or, from my first visit to White Hart Lane as a lad, with my parents, the crowd started a.... The referee's a w*nker, the referee's a w*kner! Hang on a second, surely GO LEAFS is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrilla Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 'You're going home in a fuckin' ambulance' 'He's fat, He's scouse He's gonna rob your house Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WS1 Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 I hear very few original english football chants. And if you actually heard the Jets/Leafs chants, you'd probably understand it better. But english chants, original? no way. The Chelsea game at the weekend, the only chants I heard were "Gudjohnsen, Gudjohgnsen" and "Chellllll-sssseeeeeeeaaaaa" Must have taken an age to come up with those ← Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo Yannis Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 I like the one for Kanu "He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack" For very PC, but very funny, "He's fat, he's scouse, he's gonna rob yer 'ouse, he's Wayne Rooney" Newcastle fans when Rooney played for Everton "Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel" Guess who that's about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Ste Gerrard Gerrard Can pass the ball 50 yards He's big and he's fucking hard Ste Gerrard Gerrard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 something for those xmas lovers Away in a manger no crib for a bed! the little lord Jesus woke up and he said We Hate Arse**l and We Hate Arse**l We are the Arse**l Haters!!! ← I love that. I can't think of any that I really like off the top of my head. Hearing the "12 Days Of Cantona" chant from Utd fans recently is great though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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