EWB's Top 50 Women 2005

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Less talk, more pictures.

Come on you've had about 18 hours since I was last online...and no more pictures? Tsk tsk shame on you.

[kaya]

Does Pri smell Indiany? If so, does it make you hungry or turn you on?

[Guest Ringmaster]

Do you smell like an arab or a jew? Ie. that's a stupid question, i know you're trying to get a rise though, so i wont bite... hard!

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[FLiam]

Celebrities are suppose to be amongst some of the beautiful women in the world, people like Julia Stiles doesn't cut the mustard, she's average in the normal person sense. I'm not saying I'd walk past her in the street and comment on her being ugly, but she wouldn't turn my head, unless I heard her voice, in which case I'd chase her and punch her in the neck.

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Bwahahaha.

That just made Coke come out my nose.

No, not the drug coke.

And thank JohnnyPerfect and Wrestling_Man for voting for her. ^_^

Edited March 23, 2005 by Gooner4Life

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

That just made Coke come out my nose.

:blink: :blink: :blink:

No, not the drug coke.

Oh ok then. :thumbsup: My mistake.

Edited March 23, 2005 by ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

[Guest Bluesman]

Have you ever wondered that perhaps it is so bad she would rather go without.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Brit stinks like shit, it's perfectly normal for her to come up with such a delightful perfume.

[Guest Bluesman]

Well as long as we're clear you're wearing perfume.

Is that your secret with the ladies? To smell better than them?

[Guest Ringmaster]

Yeah, but in a manly way.

[Guest Bluesman]

Is that why you didn't get any action when you smelled like smelly russian chick?

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Fuck sophistication!

I WANT DRUNKEN SLUTS!

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[Guest Ringmaster]

Yeah, for the day or so where my hands stunk, I did not get any action. Then again, my then girlfriend wouldn't have liked that.

And Kou, don't speak ill of Jennifer Connelly.

Edited March 23, 2005 by Ringmaster

[Guest Bluesman]

You're going to have to start chipping in here, my back is going to give out if I have to carry this conversation much longer...

[Guest Ringmaster]

Ugh. Fine. You're a prudish homo who doesn't shower. Ball's in your court.

[Guest Bluesman]

Remember what that girl said that time when you couldn't do her because you went limp?

WEAK.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Well you could have gone after my referral to Jennifer Connely being Kou's mother. We're kind of in a rut here.

And she didn't say weak, she sucked it me until I was hard again.

[Guest Bluesman]

Yea, but then I would have to carry you AND Kou...I'm strugging just to keep this going.

Last night the fiancee's sister sent a dirty sexual "chain letter" text message via the cellphone. We broke it immediately because of how filthy and disgusting it was.

[Guest Ringmaster]

You want filthy and disgusting? Think Access Hollywood:

http://www.screenhead.com/funny/oddities/t...mail-036643.php

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Carry Kou? Please the last man that had to carry me was big fat Tony.

And that's because he's big and fat. Oh please Mr. Bluesman, Don't poke my penis through a black sheet.

[Guest Bluesman]

Okay, so that is filthy and disgusting...

I wasn't aware that people with Spongebob in their avatars had a penis? Or even were old enough to know what one was?