Favorite Quotes

[StevenRichardsRules]

This thread was inspired by me watching Orgasmo for the first time last night and BaseKetball last week for the first time. (Y) What are your favorite quotes from their movies?

[K]

The whole song in the car

"And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away.... unless you use topical cream everyday"

[StevenRichardsRules]

I love that part as well as the Orgazmo theme song. I also adore Matt Stone in Orgazmo. I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing but...

[Guest Wrestling_Man]

Alce Baldwin!! He's my hero, the single greatest actor of all time!

Team America

[Toe]

"Matt Damon!"

Matt Damon - Team America : World Police

[darrdor]

"If you turn your back on us, I swear to God I'll rip off your balls and shove them up your ass so that when you shit, you shit all over your balls! Got it?" ----Team America

The whole "I'm so Ronery" song by Kim-Jong Il is fucking hilarious too.

Haven't seen Orgazmo in a while though :thumbsdown:

*Goes to watch BASEketball*

[Liam]

Kim-Jong Il: Hans, you are really busting my balls!

[The Dork Knight]

Fudge, Packer?

TDK

[Whisper]

"The pope has got it and so do you" - from the "Aids" song in Team America.

[fineintent]

Squeak: (Reading off his hand) Hey Tuttle, your mother's deaf.

Tuttle: My mother's dead you little twerp!

Squeak: I guess that's why she did not move around a lot.

Baseketball

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Coop: Ugh, I'm drinking fat liposuctioned out of Marlon Brando's ass.

Baseketball

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Army General: Operation 'Get Behind the Darkies'

South Park

[BlackFlagg]

BASEketball

Referee 1: What's the matter with Coop?

Referee 2: I don't know, but he's 1 for 11 and he smells like Christian Slater!

and the other side of it...

Surgeon: Has there been a rise in his fluid intake? SWEET JESUS! His sodium levels are through the roof!

Surgery Nurse: I don't get it. He's eight years old and he smells like Robert Downey Jr.

[cram]

*squeak walks into coop and reemer's house and sees a sofa bed*

S - "woah dude, this is a sweet bed"

R - "it sure is dude, but that's jenkins' bed (the dog), this....

*points to a cardboard box with a blanketover it*

...is your bed"

S - "dude, that's so fucking weak, how am i ever gunna get a chick in this?"

*coop walks on eating cereal for some reason*

C - "oh don't worry dude, you couldn't get a chick if you has a 100 dollar bill sticking out your zipper"

then that part where squeak's like "that's it, if you guys shit on me 15 or 16 more times...i'm outta here"

i love BASEketball

[BlackFlagg]

I need to get BASEketball on DVD, only Parker/Stone flick I don't have

[Guest Hurricane]

Baseketball is probably my favorite movie ever. There are so many funny parts in that movie.

Coop: Listen up pigfucker.. do you mind if I call you pigfucker?

Reemer: No, only my real friends can call me pigfucker.

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Coop (for the psyche-out): Hey, I hear your sisters going out with SQUEAK!

Squeak: I'm not going out with his sister...

Reemer: I know, its just the point of the game is to say totally fucked up shit to make the other guy miss

Squeak: Oh... HEY! Why is me going out with his sister totally fucked up?!

Theres so many more, too.

[The Sultan of Swank]

I love it when they bring in the viking midgets spinning the dishes in Basketball.

[EWFan2004]

The whole monologue at the end of Team America just cracks me up.

Edited June 6, 2005 by EWFan2004

[Gabriel]

"All this time, I thought that the perfect terrorist was Middle Eastern...and it turns out to be a god damned Gook... I'll never be racist again."

-Spotswoode in a deleted scene from Team America.

If you haven't seen that bit, watch the deleted scenes on the DVD, it's hilarious.

[BlackFlagg]

Remer: "well, I don't know where the hell he is. for all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet."

Robert Stack: "Scenario No. 1, he is hanging by his neck in his fucking closet."

[The Dork Knight]

I also loved all of Robert Stack's lines in Baseketball.

Jenna Reed: You wanna know where Coop went. Try the place with the most grossly exploitation of children.

Robert Stack: Scenario number two, Coop went to Disneyworld.

TDK

[PkmnTrainerJ]

Can't remember his name: 'Suprise cockface'

On Team America when they make the terrorists crash into the Sphinx.