101 Rules of Metal

[lafunky xxvii]

The 101 Rules of Black Metal

http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=9

101 Rules of Prog Metal

http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=18

101 Rules of Nu-Metal

http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=19

196 Rules of Doom Metal

http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=20

The 101 Rules of Power Metal

http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=24

I just liked it because the Power Metal one reminded me of Reily

[Skummy]

Bwahahaha, Manowar = Too metal for clothing.

The power metal one is genius.

[Steeb]

52. Epic. Tight. Pants.

53. Higher vocals are epic vocals. Female lead singers are great for this.

54. So, male lead singes should sound like female singers. See rule #52.

[public enemy]

I seen the Prog Metal one over at the Dream Theater forums, great stuff.

[MalaCloudy Black]

16. If at all possible, be Michael Kiske.

Fahahaha. Awesome.

[gunnar hendershow]

That was great. Hahahaha... I have quite a few friends who'll be especially amused by the Black and Power ones.

[Farmer Reil]

Bwahaha. That was great. Mainly because it's mostly true

76. If your live album does not have the crowd singing all the harmony parts for you, you aren’t epic enough to justify a live album.

Edited July 27, 2005 by TheReilDeal

[Guest John Kerry's Evil Twin]

The Black Metal is great. Sadly, I only have the patience to read one.