Dumbest Celebrity Poll

[Lowerdeck]

I'm pretty sure I'm missing someone that's pretty damn pathetic in terms of brain capacity. So I left in that write in category.

But those four, go ahead. Who's the biggest dumbass on the planet?

[FunkAsPuck]

Jessica Simpson. Maybe something to do with the fact that I hate her with a firey passion.

[Ananas]

Paris Hilton. Jessica Simpson may be dumb, but she's a fucking scientist compared to that twit.

[ROC]

Paris Hilton. Jessica Simpson may be dumb, but she's a fucking scientist compared to that twit.

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Quoted for emphasis and for the fact that I voted for Hilton.

[Boulder]

David Arquette

[Corizzle]

I think Jessica is just acting dumb to get people to watch her show....

Paris is a real dumbass

[zero]

Anna Nicole Smith... Hilton is a fucking tard, but she's at least aware of what's going on. Simpson's just a little ditzy. But Anna Nicole Smith is out of her fucking mind.

[Guest bruins72]

This was a tough choice. None of them are rocket scientists. For me it was a toss-up between Jessica Simpson and Anna Nicole Smith. I went with Jessica Simpson. I think Anna Nicole's stupidity can be attributed to being doped out of her mind. Jessica is just dense.

[apsham]

For me, it was between Courtney Love just becasue she's a fucking dumbass and the Simple Life sluts just becuase... they're fucking dumbasses. I'm just going to be fair, and not vote.

[Media 2.0]

Quoted for emphasis and for the fact that I voted for Hilton.

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Quoted also.

At least Jessica Simpson knows you don't put a fucking metal pan in the microwave. :ohwell:

[Guest Small Blue]

Other: Jade Goody.

Silly slag.

[Guest Angry Baboon]

Courtney Love just becasue she's a fucking dumbass

Actually, She's not. She's got quite a sharp intelligent wit and she can be pretty deep. Sadly she's turned into a media seeking whore (Emphasis on whore).

I vote for Jade Goody, a British Big Brother contestant. Dear god.

[Jook]

Jessica Simpson.

I saw one Newlyweds, and wanted to smack that bitch upside the head.

Then hit it.

[Mishmow]

Anna Nicole is a hick and a slut....I'll say her.

[illmatic]

Jessica Simpson you are a fuckin moron! http://newgrounds.com/collections/fuckingmoron.html

[britneyspearsisgod]

Jessica Simpson. Hilton's just a rich bitch, but Simpson is truly a complete and utter fucking moron.

[Big Tuna]

I think Jessica is just acting dumb to get people to watch her show....

Paris is a real dumbass

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Exactly. Jessica probably isn't dumb, you saw her in that Pizza Hut commercial, she can really do Math! (This is the first time I've used the shifty)

[Lowerdeck]

If I could vote in the poll, I'd say Anna Nicole. I saw her on a late night talk show. And damn, she's just a fucking ignorant little shit.

Although Paris Hilton is very sad too.

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