PINGU

[probablyoliver]

He's talking about pkmntrnrJ.

[Benji]

He's talking about pkmntrnrJ.

I haven't spoken to him since he went America a week and a half ago, he's dead to me, YOU'RE ALL DEAD!

[King Ellis]

Speaking of which, Gary Glitter is going to be sentenced to death by firing squad apparently. It's the most surreal thing i've ever heard...this week.

Speaking of surreal, how did a thread about a cartoon penguin turn into discussion of Benji's cradle snatching?

Edited November 21, 2005 by King Ellis

[YI]

Speaking of which, Gary Glitter is going to be sentenced to death by firing squad apparently. It's the most surreal thing i've ever heard...this week.

Speaking of surreal, how did a thread about a cartoon penguin turn into discussion of Benji's cradle snatching?

Edited November 21, 2005 by Spyrazul

[Guest Small Red]

I have a pingu video.

[Benji]

I have a pingu video.

I'd buy that off you for the theme tune alone.

[StevenRichardsRules]

I hate Pingu. He's such a little asshat.

Lazy Town is okay. The girl with pink hair is so young and that's gross. Come on! Hermione > her though that could change in a few years. I love the villian (Bobbie Rotten) though. He amuses me.

Clifford sucked too.

Fairy God Parents and Spongebob are sweet but the new ones blow.

Edited November 22, 2005 by StevenRichardsRules

[NobBe Nobbs]

Lazy Town is okay. The girl with pink hair is so young and that's gross. Come on! Hermione > her though that could change in a few years. I love the villian (Bobbie Rotten) though. He amuses me.

[Benji]

I hate Pingu. He's such a little asshat.

Lazy Town is okay. The girl with pink hair is so young and that's gross. Come on! Hermione > her though that could change in a few years. I love the villian (Bobbie Rotten) though. He amuses me.

Clifford sucked too.

Fairy God Parents and Spongebob are sweet but the new ones blow.

When you know their names you have to get out of your nappies.

Lazy Town is okay. The girl with pink hair is so young and that's gross. Come on! Hermione > her though that could change in a few years. I love the villian (Bobbie Rotten) though. He amuses me.

THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH! LET US ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP EMMA WATSON AS OUR SEX GODDESS!

Okay, I just said the pink hair chick was hot/cute, that's a level I don't need to know about Ze.

[King Ellis]

Don't make me shift my Benji ribbing onto Ze

[Benji]

Don't make me shift my Benji ribbing onto Ze

You won't just shift it, you'll put Caps Lock on so it can never leave after that.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Lazy Town is okay. The girl with pink hair is so young and that's gross. Come on! Hermione > her though that could change in a few years. I love the villian (Bobbie Rotten) though. He amuses me.

THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH! LET US ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP EMMA WATSON AS OUR SEX GODDESS!

Edited November 23, 2005 by Ze

[Benji]

Lazy Town is okay. The girl with pink hair is so young and that's gross. Come on! Hermione > her though that could change in a few years. I love the villian (Bobbie Rotten) though. He amuses me.

THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH! LET US ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP EMMA WATSON AS OUR SEX GODDESS!

Okay, I just said the pink hair chick was hot/cute, that's a level I don't need to know about Ze.

She's about sixteen anyway, why shouldn't she be revered as the sex goddess she is? Emily Browning too.

She barely just turned 15 IIRC.

Besides, she can only be a sex queen until she's 21, then she's allowed to be a Goddess.

[King Ellis]

Lazy Town is okay. The girl with pink hair is so young and that's gross. Come on! Hermione > her though that could change in a few years. I love the villian (Bobbie Rotten) though. He amuses me.

THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH! LET US ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP EMMA WATSON AS OUR SEX GODDESS!

Okay, I just said the pink hair chick was hot/cute, that's a level I don't need to know about Ze.

She's about sixteen anyway, why shouldn't she be revered as the sex goddess she is? Emily Browning too.

I didn't know who she was so I checked her site.

And in the trail of Ze vs Benji i'll need both your ages.

[Benji]

Depends, do you need mental age, shoe size, what?

[Kaney]

Fuck.

She looks like her eyes have burst from the inside. Is it wrong that she's got skin like an old woman?

[King Ellis]

Birth age will suffice...for now.

[Benji]

Birth age will suffice...for now.

You know... you COULD have just checked my profile.

[NobBe Nobbs]

I'm seventeen, and that's a bad picture. Besides, it's not just me who thinks Emma is hot; imdb.com says: 'At 13, after being a teenager for just ten months, she placed tenth in "The Hottest Female Stars", in February 2004.'

You see - public opinion is with me, and I rock anyway.

[King Ellis]

Birth age will suffice...for now.

You know... you COULD have just checked my profile.

Indeed I could, asking involves less clicks though. Nevertheless upon further inspection there is a greater age gap between you and Pinky and Ze and Emma. Thus your pedoness factor is greater. Whether or not Ze's declartion of Emma's 'Sex godess' status tips the scale is open for debate.