WWE: The New Direction

[MDP]

The midget angle was great and I like the way you brought the Corporation back. Kane and Foley should be good but maybe bringing back the Mankind character would've worked better for his match against a sadistic opponent like Kane. I'm just throwing things out there. Good job on this diary thus far.

[JairusCain]

Friday August 18, 2006

Live! From Washington, D.C.

World Wrestling Entertainment Presents: Smackdown on UPN

The Smackdown broadcast begins with a video package recapping last week’s main event. The video shows random clips of battles between Batista and JBL and then fades out with a shot of a face-to-face between the two. Following the video package, the usual Smackdown intro video plays through, followed by the opening pyro and then the music of London and Kendrick. They make their way to the ring before their music is cut off by Southern Comfort’s music (SC is Noble and Kash repackaged, as mentioned last week. Also as mentioned, their music is that of Jamie Noble when Nidia was his manager.) Southern Comfort make their way to the ring and the match begins.

Tag Team Match

London and Kendrick vs. Southern Comfort

Very good match, highlighted by the highflying of both London and Kendrick, as well as the top glass technical work of all four men. Noble and Kash make frequent tags, keeping Kendrick from tagging out. About five minutes into the match, Kendrick manages to get the tag to London. London comes in a cleans house, but is soon double teamed and subdued. Kendrick tries to make the save, but Noble catches him with a Tiger Bomb! At the same time, Kash nails London with a huge Brainbuster and goes for the cover! 1... 2... 3!

Winners: Southern Comfort

Overall Rating: 90%

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The show returns from the break as Southern Comfort stands in the back in front of the interview set. They say that they just defeated the former WWE Tag Team Champions in a number one contenders match, and now they have the right to challenge for the titles. They go on to say that after SummerSlam, they don’t care who the champions are. Be it MNM, the Second City Saints, or even the Rock N’ Roll Express, they will beat whoever they have to. They will take on whatever team holds the titles, and they will become the WWE Tag Team Champions!

Overall Rating: 81%

Triple Threat Match

Gunner Scott vs. Sylvan vs. Matt Hardy

The cameras cut back to the arena where Sylvan is already in the ring. A few seconds later, Gunner Scott makes his entrance. Following Scott, Matt Hardy makes his way to the ring and the match begins. The match mostly consists on Gunner and Hardy taking it to Sylvan, but there is the inevitable altercations between Gunner and Hardy. A few minutes into the match, Matt Hardy nails the Twist of Fate on Sylvan! But, before Hardy can go for the cover, Scott nails him with the One Night Stand! Scott goes for the cover! 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Gunner Scott

Overall Rating: 64%

Michael Cole and Tazz go on to hype tonight’s main event, and discuss the Smackdown brand’s matches at SummerSlam. After a few moments, the cameras cut to the back abruptly. The cameraman runs down the hall, hearing fighting. The camera turns the corner to reveal William Regal and Gunner Scott exchanging blows. After a few moments, agents rush to the area and break the two apart. Regal yells at Scott as the agents pull him away. Gunner Scott looks surprised and even somewhat frightened. What the hell just happened?

Overall Rating: 74%

Singles Match

Gregory Helms vs. Super Crazy w/ Psicosis

The cameras cut to the ring as The Mexicools’ music comes over the speakers. Super Crazy makes his way out from the back with Psicosis at his side. They climb into the ring as the show fades to commercials.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The show returns from the break just as Gregory Helms’ music hits the speakers. Helms emerges from the back and makes his way to the ring and the match begins. They go back and forth, displaying some great wrestling. It looks like the New Blood’s attitude is having an impact on some of the Smackdown roster, as more wrestling has been integrated into matches lately. Late in the match, Helms hooks Super Crazy for the Nightmare on Helms Street, but Crazy counters out and hoists Helms up onto his shoulders for a fireman’s carry, only to SLAM him down onto the match forcefully. Super Crazy climbs to the top rope. Moonsault! 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Super Crazy

Overall Rating: 82%

The cameras cut to the back as ANOTHER brawl has broken out in the back! This time, we see Christopher Daniels and the Second City Saints, along with Rey Mysterio, brawling around with Finlay, Mr. Kennedy, and MNM! Before things can get too violent, agents once again rush to the scene to break up the fighting. A few seconds later, Teddy Long makes his way into the situation. In an effort to try and break up the fight, Long gets knocked on his ass by one of the wrestlers. The agents finally pull everybody apart and Teddy Long gets to his feet.

Long: Okay, you know what. I am sick and tired of this, playas. Lately, it seems like everyone thinks they can do whatever the hell they want to! Well tonight, I’m putting my foot down. You are all banned from the arena tonight for fighting outside of a sanctioned match in the ring!

Kennedy: You can’t do that! We all have a match later tonight!

Long: Well not anymore!

Daniels: You can’t just completely take the match off the show, Teddy.

Long: You’re right, Chris. I’ll tell you what. Booker T… and Joe… they haven’t arrived to the building yet. But when they get here, they will go one-on-one inside that ring in place of the ten-man tag team match originally scheduled for tonight. Now, security, get these men out of my arena!

Teddy Long turns and walks away while agents and security usher the eight wrestlers out of the building.

Overall Rating: 80%

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Singles Match

Burchill vs. Orlando Jordan

The show returns from commercials as Orlando Jordan stands in the ring with his music playing. His music is soon cut off by Burchill’s. Burchill makes his way to the ring and the match begins. Orlando gets in one or two shots, but Burchill soon takes over, hitting a handful of moves - including a standing shooting star press. Burchill pulls Orlando to his feet and nails him with the Sea-4! 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Burchill

Overall Rating: 75%

The cameras cut to the back as JBL stands alongside Kristal Marshall in front of the interview set.

Kristal: JBL, tonight you are going one-on-one with the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Cham…

JBL grabs the microphone from her.

JBL: The World Heavyweight Championship. A championship, that I held for the longest reign in a decade! A championship, that I should be the number one contender for! Batista was gone for how long? Six months! And he thinks he can just show up, beating a nobody, and then come out his first night back on Smackdown and run off the champion? That doesn’t earn him the right at a damn title shot! Tonight, I’m going to prove exactly why Batista doesn’t deserve a shot. I’m going to Clothesline that piece of garbage right to Hell! Because I can! Because I am… a wrestling… GOD!

JBL stares into the camera, looking as pissed as ever, before the screen fades to black.

Overall Rating: 90%

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Singles Match

Samoa Joe vs. Booker T w/ Sharmell

The show returns from the break as the New Blood’s music comes over the speakers. Samoa Joe emerges from the back and makes his way to the ring to a decent ovation. Once he is in the ring, Booker T’s music hits the speakers and he emerges from the back with Sharmell. They make their way to the ring and the match begins. Samoa Joe opens up on Booker T right from the start, hitting him with a ton of stiff moves. However, after a few minutes, Sharmell shows why she’s at ringside, and enables Booker T to take over. Booker T controls the match for a couple of minutes and then hooks Joe for the Booker End! NO! Joe counters out and sends Booker into the ropes. Samoan Drop! Joe pulls Booker to his feet and sends him to the corner. Joe charges at hit’s a huge running knee on Booker, causing Booker to drop to his ass in the corner. FASH WASH! Uh oh! Samoa Joe charges across the ring, comes off the ropes… OH! Boot to the face in the corner! Joe smiles and lifts Booker T to the top rope. MUSCLE BUSTER! 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Samoa Joe

Overall Rating: 78%

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Non-Title Match

Batista vs. JBL© w/ Jillian

The show returns from the break as JBL’s music hits the speakers. JBL makes his way to the ring with Jillian at his side. His music dies out, and after a few seconds, Batista’s music echoes throughout the arena as the crowd erupts into cheers for the hometown hero. Batista makes his way to the ring and gets face to face with JBL. Before they can exchange punches, Chris Benoit’s music hits the speakers. The Rabid Wolverine emerges from the back with Ric Flair, both looking quite dapper in their expensive clothes. The World Heavyweight Championship rests on Benoit’s shoulder as the two make their way to the announce table, joining Michael Cole and Tazz on commentary. Inside the ring, the match begins and the two go back and forth, trying to overpower one another. Jillian starts to interject herself, allowing JBL to get the upper hand. JBL control the match for a few minutes, even hitting the Clothesline From Hell! JBL is in shock, however, as the Clothesline From Hell does not take Batista off of his feet! JBL comes off the ropes again and goes for the move once but, but Batista ducks! JBL spins around! SPINEBUSTER! Batista does the thumbs down taunt and then pulls JBL to his feet, setting him up for the Batista Bomb!

What the hell?! Ric Flair jumps up onto the apron, getting the referee’s attention. Batista shoves JBL aside, hearing the commotion behind him. Batista turns around to see Ric Flair as Benoit slides into the ring behind Batista. Batista spins around and gets clobbered with the title belt! Immediately, the bell rings and Chris Benoit looks surprised. The referee had turned around and seen Benoit just as he hit Batista with the belt! Having already caused the DQ, Benoit decides to continue beating down on the now bloodied Batista. JBL eventually gets back to his feet and joins in on the beating, as does Ric Flair. A few moments later, Lashley runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. Flair goes after Lashley, only to be tossed to the outside! JBL goes after Lashley and the two begin to exchange punches! On the other side of the ring, Batista fights his way to this feet and exchanges shots with Benoit! Batista get Benoit for the Batista Bomb! Lashley hooks JBL for the Dominator! They both lift them up at the same time… and SLAM them down simultaneously! Batista and Lashley raises one another’s arms in victory as Batista’s music comes over the speakers. Batista picks up Benoit’s World Heavyweight Championship belt and Lashley picked up JBL United States Championship belt. They then pose on opposite corners as the crowd cheers. They come down off the corners and stand in the middle of the ring, holding up their opponents’ belts as the show goes off the air!

Winner: By Disqualification, Batista

Overall Rating: 82%

Overall Show Rating: 81%

Television Rating: 6.04

Attendance: 10,046

Quick Results:

- Southern Comfort def. London and Kendrick via Pinfall

- Gunner Scott def. Sylvan and Matt Hardy via Pinfall

- Super Crazy def. Gregory Helms via Pinfall

- Burchill def. Orlando Jordan via Pinfall

- Samoa Joe def. Booker T via Pinfall

- Batista def. JBL via Disqualification after interference from Chris Benoit

[JairusCain]

Credit WWE.com

The Biggest Party of the Summer

August 20, 2006

WWE Championship

Four months ago at WrestleMania 22, Rob Van Dam won the second annual Money In The Bank Ladder Match, guaranteeing him a title shot any time he chose to cash in the contract. On June 12, the night after Vengeance, Rob Van Dam announced that he would be cashing in his Money In The Bank at the biggest pay-per-view of the summer, SummerSlam. For the past few weeks, Edge had been turning up only to Spear RVD, leaving him lying on the mat. However, six days ago, RVD and Edge would come face-to-face in a tag team match in which RVD would get the pin over the WWE Champion. Can RVD score the pinfall again, this time with the WWE Championship on the line?

World Heavyweight Championship

The Animal, Batista made his long awaited return to the WWE at the Great American Bash where he defeated William Regal. Since then, Batista has been dead set on recapturing the World Heavyweight Championship that he never lost. With Ric Flair at his side, Chris Benoit has managed to keep the upper hand over Batista, until this past Friday, when Batista would lay Chris Benoit out with a Batista Bomb. Can Batista regain the championship that he had to give up due to injury?

Era vs. Era

In the late 90’s, The Rock was the biggest superstar in sports entertainment. Almost ten years later, John Cena can lay claim to being the biggest superstar in the business. However, with Cena’s recent change in attitude, has come a new arrogance. One night after losing to Rob Van Dam at Vengeance, John Cena blamed the people for his change in attitude. Blaming “the people” didn’t sit too well with one man. That man being The Rock. The battles between these two in recent weeks have been quite heated, including John Cena delivering the FU through a table during the contract signing two weeks ago, as well as The Rock putting John Cena through the announce table six days ago with a Rock Bottom. Who will come out on top in this battle of eras?

Guaranteed Brutality

Kane’s obsession with making the Big Show bleed brought about the return of the Hardcore Legend, Mick Foley. With a common obsession for blood, it was announced that these two would face one another at SummerSlam. The obsession with blood soon turned to an obsession with fire, which brought out a side of Kane that no one had seen in years. Will either of these men survive this match that is guaranteed to be nothing less than brutal?

United States Championship

Smackdown General Manager has scheduled United States Champion, JBL to defend his title against the 2006 King of the Ring, Lashley on two separate occasions now. The first of which, JBL’s manager, Jillian aided him in winning. The second time, at the Great American Bash, JBL walked out on his match, resulting in a count out, allowing him to retain his championship. This time, however, Teddy Long has made it a Steel Cage match. And this time, JBL cannot run away, or he will lose his title by disqualification. A winner will only be determined by a pinfall or submission inside the ring. Can Lashley finally pull out a win now that the odds are even?

Old Rivalries Die Hard

For months, Vince McMahon tormented Shawn Michaels, doing everything he could to make his life a living hell. On June 11, at Vengeance, Chris Jericho would defeat Shawn Michaels with the help of Chris Masters. As the show came to a close, Vince McMahon would indirectly announce the reformation of The Corporation. The next night on RAW, it was made official along with Vince McMahon inducting the Spirit Squad - renamed The Interns - into the Corporation as well. That same night, Vince would schedule Shawn Michaels to take on Kenneth and John in a Handicap match. However, when it came time for the match, HBK never came out to his music. Instead, the music stopped, and on came the music of D-Generation X! The war picked up some momentum in the last few weeks, leading to some old-school antics from DX, but also some vicious battles between the two factions. Now, Chris Jericho and Chris Masters - representing the Corporation - will go up against DX in tag team action! Who will come out on top in this heated battle?

WWE Tag Team Championships

The Second City Saints debuted as part of a group calling themselves the “new blood” of the WWE, stating they were going to bring wrestling back to the company. Not longer after the group’s debut, the leader, Christopher Daniels, would capture the Cruiserweight Championship in a match that he came up with. He would then announce that the Second City Saints would now have their time to shine, as they challenged for the WWE Tag Team Championships. Two weeks ago, four teams squared off in Tag Team Turmoil in which the winners would go on to defend against the runners up at SummerSlam. MNM retained their titles, but only with the help of Melina at ringside, giving them the win over the Second City Saints. Will CM Punk and Colt Cabana follow in Christopher Daniels’ footsteps and bring more gold to the New Blood?

Grudge Match

This is a battle that has been brewing for months on end. Months ago, Chavo Guerrero would challenge Shelton Benjamin for his Intercontinental Championship, only to lose and then proceed to quit the WWE. JR would eventually convince Chavo to return, where he would go on to make a mark in the Intercontinental Championship division. Since then, things have not settled down between the two, especially in the last few weeks. While Chavo Guerrero was unable to defeat Shelton Benjamin both times he challenged for the Intercontinental Championship, can he finally pull it off here at SummerSlam?

New Blood Or Experienced Veterans?

A few weeks ago, the seeds for this match were planted when Samoa Joe would run in to save Rey Mysterio from a beating by Booker T and Mr. Kennedy. Not long after, it would be Samoa Joe’s stablemate, Christopher Daniels, saving Joe and Mysterio from a beating by Booker T, Mr. Kennedy, and Finlay. This would bring about this match. The New Blood, along with the veteran Rey Mysterio, taking on the veterans Booker T and Finlay, along with the rookie, Mr. Kennedy. The sides seem to be relatively even heading into this match. Can the New Blood continue their impressive streak in the WWE with the help of Rey Mysterio?

Don’t miss all of this on Sunday night, August 20, LIVE on Pay-Per-View as WWE presents SummerSlam at 8/7 CT.

Edited June 24, 2006 by JairusCain

[I Don't Mind]

WWE Championship

"Mr. Money In The Bank" Rob Van Dam vs. "The Rated R Superstar" Edge

The Money In The Bank should be like the Royal Rumble, where sure the winner's granted a title shot but it should become a new tradition that the MITB winner always wins the title match. Plus, it would solidify Edge as a Transitional Champion and piss him off even more than usual

World Heavyweight Championship

"The Animal" Batista vs. "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benot w/Ric Flair

I'm not positive who the returning superstar is, but i'm betting he'll interfere in this match and be added to your growing Four Horsemen type of aura.

Era vs. Era

"The People's Champion" The Rock vs. "The Doctor of Thuganomix" John Cena

I'm sort of hoping Cena wins this one to get The Rock back to Hollywood, as he's not a full-time wrestler and just seems out of place and taking up space that a new wrestler could be using. The Rock should definitly get some payback right after the match though to send the people home happy.

Guaranteed Brutality

Kane vs. Mick Foley

Again, Mick Foley's no full-time wrestler and putting him over Kane would just be degrating to his character. That would be like Shane McMahon beating Kane in their feud, it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

United States Championship

"The Wrestling God" John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Lashley

Take the belt off of JBL and put it on a midcarder where it belongs, especially on a beast like Lashley. This way, JBL can be thrown back into the World Title hunt.

Old Rivalries Die Hard

"Corporate Kiss-Asses" Chris Jericho and Chris Masters vs. DeGeneration-X

D-X Baby, there's no real reason for why they should win other than their greatness.

WWE Tag Team Championships

MNM w/Melina vs. Second City Saints

Daniels holds the CW Title, Second City Saints hold the Tag Team Titles and Joe hunts the US Title. Makes perfect sense to me.

Grudge Match

Shelton Benjamin vs. Chavo Guerrero

While Chavo will probably have nothing to do after this match unless he wins the title... I don't really care cuz Shelton's the freaking man. Hell, Chavo should be stuck tagging with Eugene and thrown in the tag ranks or something.

New Blood Or Experienced Veterans?

Mr. Kennedy, Booker T and Finlay vs. Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels and Rey Mysterio

Kennedy SWERVES screwing the veterans to join The New Bloods. Then Daniels holds the CW Title, SCS hold the tag titles, Joe can hold the US Title and the new World Heavyweight Champion - MISTEEEEERR KENNEDY!...

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[Jaze]

RVD should win against Edge, he has held the title long enough and is becoming kind of boring.

You will probably NC ending between Benoit and Batista. Batista is arguably the most over in WWE. I will go with Benoit though, just in case you stretch out the feud.

MNM will lose the tag belts because you seem to be giving TNB the hard push.

Kane beats Foley. The storyline has me intrigued

Team Mysterio for the 6 man tag. Maybe Joe turns on Rey afterwards going after Lashley and his US Belt?

Lashley deserves the US tile.... plus Lashley VS Joe would be a great feud.

Chavito, I guess, I dunno, his feud with Benjamin is meh.

DX over Mastericho. HBK has been 1-upped at Vengance so it makes the perfect sense.

Rock/Cena, hmmmmmmmm in real life The Rock would get the win to add publicity for his movies. Cena pulls out the win here probly with his good ol' Steel Chain.

Bonus: I will go with Lesnar. You need a big man to oppose Batista. Lesnar's the perfect fit.

No Angle and Carlito? For shame..........

Edited June 23, 2006 by Jaze

[Guest TNA/WWE Fan]

WWE Championship

Rob Van Dam vs. Edge ©

^^^

RVD is the flavor at the moment and I think RVD will defently win this because of that.

World Heavyweight Championship

Batista vs. Chris Benot © w/Ric Flair

^^^

I just can't see Batista winning the title yet. Chris Benoit is curently where he should be I don't see anyone taking that away from him at the moment.

Era vs. Era

The Rock vs. John Cena

The Rock versus Hulk Hogan of 2006. I think it is The Rock's turn to put the building star over and this is where I think it will happen.

Guaranteed Brutality

Kane vs. Mick Foley

I never really caught on to this feud as I just really started getting into this thread. I think Kane will win, but not sure.

United States Championship

John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Lashley

It looks like Lashley is being pushed, but come SummerSlam I think JBL will get the victory and hold the title entail a rematch.

Old Rivalries Die Hard

"Corporate Kiss-Asses" Chris Jericho and Chris Masters vs. DeGeneration-X

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Well after the heels I said who would win I think this is the other major win for the PPV.

WWE Tag Team Championships

MNM w/Melina vs. Second City Saints

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My personal favorite besides Cena vs. Rock. I am hoping SCS gets the victory as they have been getting a hell of a push.

Grudge Match

Shelton Benjamin vs. Chavo Guerrero

^^^

This match should be very good. I think Chavo will be getting a push here.

New Blood Or Experienced Veterans?

Mr. Kennedy, Booker T and Finlay vs. Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels and Rey Mysterio

^^^

I defently think the new guys will win, but what is up with Kennedy on the EVs team. I have to agree with Inner D tottaly here.

[TheTruth]

WWE Championship

"Mr. Money In The Bank" Rob Van Dam vs. "The Rated R Superstar" Edge

RVD is Mr. MITB for god sakes & what would be the point of him winning it if he won't win the WWE Title? Also, it adds to Edge's frustration at being a transitional champion.

World Heavyweight Championship

"The Animal" Batista vs. "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benot w/Ric Flair Batista will need to be built up more before he can win the title from Benoit, so Flair can just cost Batista the match.

Era vs. Era

"The People's Champion" The Rock vs. "The Doctor of Thuganomix" John Cena

Cena has to win, just because he is the the full-time wrestler. But afterwards, Rock should just Rock Bottom Cena to keep the millions & millions of his fans happy.

Guaranteed Brutality

Kane vs. Mick Foley

Kane needs this victory, so you can get over the whole psycho ordeal he has going on right now. I hope this win also leads to bigger & better things for Kane...

United States Championship

"The Wrestling God" John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Lashley

JBL could make the Batista/Benoit storyline last one month longer & Lashley could make the US Title credible again. So all signs point to a Lashley win.

Old Rivalries Die Hard

"Corporate Kiss-Asses" Chris Jericho and Chris Masters vs. DeGeneration-X

D-X because its D-X, but I think that maybe X-Pac might return during or after the match.

WWE Tag Team Championships

MNM w/Melina vs. Second City Saints

I guess you will be going for the stable of gold with the New Blood, so it will continue here.

Grudge Match

Shelton Benjamin vs. Chavo Guerrero

I don't care about this match, so Benjamin should just keep the title.

New Blood Or Experienced Veterans?

Mr. Kennedy, Booker T and Finlay vs. Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels and Rey Mysterio

I could see a double turn here, since Mysterio is more experienced then Kennedy. But if only one happens, it will be Kennedy.

[phatman]

WWE Championship

"Mr. Money In The Bank" Rob Van Dam vs. "The Rated R Superstar" Edge

Edge is going to hold onto the title here I believe... I really don't believe that RVD is being pushed enough to be a credible champion just yet.

World Heavyweight Championship

"The Animal" Batista vs. "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benot w/Ric Flair

Both champs will retain tonight, Benoit will pick up the win here thanks to some assistance from Ric Flair

Era vs. Era

"The People's Champion" The Rock vs. "The Doctor of Thuganomix" John Cena

Rock wins... Not sure how yet, just expecting him to pull out a victory, maybe even by DQ...

Guaranteed Brutality

Kane vs. Mick Foley

Kane is going to destroy Mick and then move onto the world title scene.

United States Championship

"The Wrestling God" John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Lashley

Lashley got the victory via DQ last month and this month he will get the pinfall and take home the US Belt.

Old Rivalries Die Hard

"Corporate Kiss-Asses" Chris Jericho and Chris Masters vs. DeGeneration-X

DX have been getting the better of the Corporation but I think that the Corporate team need the victory here and will get it one way or another...

WWE Tag Team Championships

MNM w/Melina vs. Second City Saints

Wouldn't be surprised to see a DQ victory or something here... Second City Saints should get the win even though MNM only won the belts back a month ago...

Grudge Match

Shelton Benjamin vs. Chavo Guerrero

Not really sure why I'm going Chavo...

New Blood Or Experienced Veterans?

Mr. Kennedy, Booker T and Finlay vs. Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels and Rey Mysterio

Nothing real special here, expecting Daniels to get the pinfall in the match...

[tqwcw]

Edge over RVD

The Rated-R superstar's run can't come to an end just yet.

Benoit over Batista

There's more to be done with Benoit/Batista/Flair, so Benoit wins here and Batista continues the chase.

Cena over Rock

Any credibility Cena has built would be damaged by a loss here.

Foley over Kane

If Cena/Rock weren't on the card, I'd predict Kane over Foley. But I see Foley picking up a bloody win and Kane carrying on the violent vendetta in the weeks that follow.

Corporation over DX

I see a surprise appearance here, likely in the form of a new Corporation member; I think both sides need beefing up, preferably with some younger faces.

Lashley over JBL

Third time's the charm.

MNM over Second City Saints

MNM just won the titles back. And I think fans would resent it if the New Blood started winning championships left and right. I think there was more to be done with the MNM-Kendrick/London feud, so I hope that's revived somehow.

Shelton over Chavo

Chavo will come close, but another win for Shelton (perhaps tainted) will further build his heat.

Veterans over New Blood

The individual feuds can continue from there.

I'm stumped on the bonus.

Edited June 24, 2006 by tqwcw

[Evansfan1]

WWE Championship

"Mr. Money In The Bank" Rob Van Dam vs. "The Rated R Superstar" Edge

-You get the MitB contract for a reason, to be on the top of the brand in less then that year. I see RVD taking this one getting Edge pissed off like always. I don't see that long of a run by RVD, though, maybe until the Rumble.

World Heavyweight Championship

"The Animal" Batista vs. "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benot w/Ric Flair

-I don't see Batista coming back right away and winning the title back. It would be a very good story for him, but he just returned last month. So I see this feud continuing after this and when it finally ends, The Animal will take the gold.

Era vs. Era

"The People's Champion" The Rock vs. "The Doctor of Thuganomix" John Cena

-I could see you go either way with this decision as if you want to put Cena over or make the crowd happy with The Rock. I do believe Cena should win to just get even more heat and a bigger push back towards the title.

Guaranteed Brutality

Kane vs. Mick Foley

-Again, I see you going either way with this one, but I think I can see Kane getting the win. For one reason and that is he get also get a push to the title and especially with his whole new obession with fire, his opponents would fear him.

United States Championship

"The Wrestling God" John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Lashley

-I see no point in having Lashley the US Champion as he is the King of the Ring and that means he deserves a World Title Shot soon enough. So let JBL keep it and get Lashley into the World Title Picture.

Old Rivalries Die Hard

"Corporate Kiss-Asses" Chris Jericho and Chris Masters vs. DeGeneration-X

-DX of course. Let Vince try to beat the two themselves. I see two ways DX winning. First either by overcoming the odds with the interference or a run-in help from a former DX member.

WWE Tag Team Championships

MNM w/Melina vs. Second City Saints

-The battle of two very young and talented teams. I see Punk and Cabana taking these Titles, though, so it could be them and Daniels as Champions. Then soon enough I could see Joe taking some gold like the US Title and let the New Blood run wild on Smackdown.

Grudge Match

Shelton Benjamin vs. Chavo Guerrero

-Chavo is one of those guys as if he loses he will be thrown back to the bottom as if Benjamin loses, he is good enough to have a good midcard feud with someone. So I see Chavo finally taking the IC Title and making Eddie proud.

New Blood Or Experienced Veterans?

Mr. Kennedy, Booker T and Finlay vs. Samoa Joe, Christopher Daniels and Rey Mysterio

-I was kind of stuck here picking who should win, but I see New Blood again as I see they have a lot of talent and a bright future ahead of them. With Rey on their side, they have a lot of guidence.

[JairusCain]

Sunday August 20, 2006

Live! From Boston, Massachusetts

World Wrestling Entertainment Presents: SummerSlam on PPV

As the pay-per-view feed begins, a video package airs featuring highlights of all of the feuds leading into tonight. After the video, a huge pyrotechnic display goes off, signaling the official beginning of the biggest pay-per-view of the summer, SummerSlam! The camera race around the arena as the official PPV theme song plays, showing off the signs that fans have brought tonight. There are countless Batista and RVD signs, as well as New Blood and DX signs. The camera pan over to the stage as Mr. Kennedy’s music hits the speakers. He makes his way out onto the stage and heads for the ring, followed soon by Finlay. Once Finlay’s music fades out, Booker T’s music hits and he emerges from the back with Sharmell.

Six-Man Tag Team Match

Rey Mysterio, Christopher Daniels, and Samoa Joe vs. Booker T, Finlay, and Mr. Kennedy w/ Sharmell

Once all three of them are in the ring, Rey Mysterio’s music comes over the speakers, and he shoots up out of the stage. Mysterio makes his way half way down the ramp before the New Blood’s music comes over the speakers and Mysterio is joined by Christopher Daniels and Samoa Joe. The team makes their way to the ring together and climb in. All six men get face to face briefly before the referee orders them all to take their corners. Mysterio and Finlay start the match. Mysterio gets in a few shots at first, but then Finlay starts to dominate him with stiff shots and cheap tactics. Finlay gets in some offense for a few moments before tagging in Booker T. They get in a double team move and then Finlay heads to the apron as Booker T continues where Finlay left off.

Booker continues to dominate Mysterio for a few moments, and then sends him into the ropes. Booker goes for a side kick, but Mysterio slides under his legs, quickly gets back to his feet, comes off the ropes, and catches Booker with a drop kick to the knee. Mysterio comes off the ropes again and nails Booker in the face with a drop kick. Mysterio dives to the other side of the ring and makes the tag to Daniels. Daniels comes into the ring and gets in a few shots on Daniels, and then tags Finlay back into the match. Finlay and Daniels go back and forth for a few minutes, displaying some fantastic mat work, as well as some stiff shots. Daniels eventually gets the best of Finlay and is able to drag him to the corner, where Daniels tags in Joe! Joe comes into the ring and immediately starts to pick apart Finlay. This continues for a few minutes until Joe sends Finlay into the ropes, catching him with a huge Powerslam! Booker T is begging for the tag, wanting to take on the man who pinned him two days ago! Joe backs up off of Finlay and signals for him to tag in Booker. Finlay crawls over and makes the tag!

Booker comes into the match and the two begin to exchange shots. Booker gets a chance and sends Joe into the ropes, where Sharmell trips him up. Booker T starts to gain some momentum thanks to the help from his wife. Booker’s offense is short lived however. He sends Joe into a neutral corner and goes for a Clothesline, but Joe catches him and slams him down with an STO-like maneuver out of the corner. Booker fights to his feet and the two exchange shots until Booker is in the corner. Running splash from Joe, causing Booker to fall to the mat. FACE WASH! Joe charges across the ring and then back again, BOOT SCRAPE! Joe lifts Booker up to the top rope… Uh oh! Muscle Buster is coming! NO! Finlay attacks Joe from behind! Joe drops Booker! Kennedy is in the ring, and drags Booker to their corner. Kennedy tags himself in! Kennedy and Finlay proceed to double team Joe until Daniels and Mysterio come into the ring to help! Finlay takes Daniels over the top rope to the outside! Finlay follows him out and proceeds to beat him down on the outside!

Kennedy then goes on to beat down on the weakened Joe as Mysterio is forced to return to his corner. Kennedy makes a rookie mistake, and enables Joe to get in a shot or two. This opens up the chance for Joe to make the tag to Mysterio! Mysterio immediately springboards off the ropes at Kennedy! Kennedy catches him! No! Sudden Impact on Mysterio! Joe charges at Kennedy, but Kennedy side steps and Booker is there, back dropping Joe over the top rope to the outside! Kennedy pulls Mysterio to his feet and places him in the corner. Oh no… GREEN BAY PLUNGE! Kennedy goes for the cover! 1... 2... Daniels tries to make the save… 3! NO! He wasn’t quick enough! Kennedy wins the match for his team!

Winners: Booker T, Finlay, and Mr. Kennedy

Overall Rating: 77%

The cameras cut to the back to show Chris Jericho and Chris Masters standing in Vince McMahon’s office, while the chairman himself sits at his desk.

Jericho: You called us in here, boss?

Vince: Yes I did boys. I have some great news for you.

Masters: What’s that?

Vince: Your match later tonight, against Triple H and Shawn Michaels… is now officially a no disqualification match! Take advantage of that!

Chris Jericho and Chris Masters look at one another with a smile as the camera transitions to a shot of William Regal standing with Kristal Marshall.

Kristal: Mr. Regal, this past Friday night, following Gunner Scott victory over Sylvan and Matt Hardy, cameras caught up with you two in the back in the midst of a fight. Would you be able to elaborate as to what happened?

Regal: What happened? What happened is that wanker is bloody disrespectful, and needs to learn where he place is.

Kristal: What do you mean?

Regal: He ran right into me backstage after his match, and didn’t even bother to apologize for making me spill my tea all over my brand new suit! He needs to learn some bloody manners! And I think I am the best person to teach him those manners.

Regal adjusts his neck tie and then walks off screen.

Singles Match

Chavo Guerrero vs. Shelton Benjamin

The cameras return to the arena as Shelton Benjamin’s music hits the speakers. He makes his way to the ring and is then followed by the entrance of Chavo Guerrero. Guerrero climbs into the ring and the match begins. From the beginning, they go back and forth. They display some picture perfect technical work. They continue to go back and forth for a few minutes, until Shelton gets in a low blow and starts to take over. Shelton gets in a handful of suplexes, working over the back of Chavo Guerrero. After a couple of minutes of offense, Shelton goes to send Chavo into the ropes. Chavo reverses, and as Shelton comes back off the ropes, Chavo catches him with a textbook drop kick! Chavo pulls Shelton to his feet… Three Amigos! Chavo does Eddie’s taunt and then heads for the corner. He climbs up to the top rope and flies off with a Frog Splash! OH! Shelton gets out of the way!

Shelton gets to his feet and is back on the attack. Shelton gets a handful of moves and then climbs to the top rope. Chavo gets to his feet and Shelton soars off the top rope with a flying clothesline! He goes for the cover! 1... 2... NO! Chavo kicks out! Shelton gets to his feet and pulls Chavo up as well, hooking him for the Exploder! NO! Chavo counters out and rolls Shelton up! 1... 2... SHELTON KICKS OUT! Both men hurry to their feet! Chavo lunges at Shelton! Shelton quickly hooks him and NAILS the Exploder! OH! The referee gets clipped with Chavo’s leg! The referee is out! Shelton goes for the cover, not realizing the referee is out………… Shelton gets to his feet and sees the referee is down. Wait. What the hell?! Is that a fan! OH! A HUGE German Suplex on Shelton! Shelton hurries to his feet! EXPLODER SUPLEX ‘98 on Shelton! IS THAT?!? IT IS! IT’S CHARLIE HAAS! CHARLIE HAAS JUST ATTACKED SHELTON BENJAMIN!!! Charlie quickly flees from the ring as the referee comes to. Chavo, seeing that Shelton is down, crawls over and drapes his arm over him. 1.….. 2.….. 3!

Winner: Chavo Guerrero

Overall Rating: 90%

The cameras cut to the back as Lashley sits in his locker room getting ready for his match later tonight. There is a knock on the door. Lashley says for them to come in and he looks up with a smile when he sees who it is. Lashley raises to his feet and extends his hand for a handshake as the camera pans up the other person’s arm to reveal Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle is at SummerSlam, but still on crutches. Kurt wishes Lashley luck in his steel cage match against JBL later tonight, reminding Lashley that he sees something in him. He tells Lashley that he’s got a hell of a future ahead of him. Lashley thanks him and shakes hands with him once again before Kurt Angle heads out of the room. Lashley smiles as the cameras transition back to the arena.

WWE Tag Team Championships

Second City Saints vs. MNM© w/ Melina

The New Blood’s music hits the speakers and the Second City Saints emerge from behind the curtains. Punk and Cabana make their way to the ring before their music is cut off by that of MNM. MNM emerge from the back and the group makes their way to the ring. Johnny Nitro and Colt Cabana start the match. Cabana and Nitro go back and forth for a few moments until Cabana starts to get the upper hand. Within a few minutes, Cabana and Punk begin making frequent tags, keeping Nitro away from his corner. However, around three minutes into the match, Nitro makes the tag. Even so, Cabana and Punk keep up with the frequent tags, making sure to stay in control of the match. Punk has Mercury in a neutral corner and is laying into him with punches. Part way through, Mercury blocks and spins around, trapping Punk in the corner. Mercury lays into him with rights until he falls to the mat. Mercury backs up and then lunges at him with a knee to the face! Mercury drags punk to the corner and tags in Nitro.

Nitro comes into the ring and continues the beating on Punk. The next few moments consist of Mercury and Nitro making the frequent tags, keeping Punk as far away from Cabana as possible. A couple of minutes go by and Punk is in dire need of a tag as MNM are completely dominating him. Nitro gets him down in the middle of the ring where he proceeds to hit him with his break dance-like leg drop. Nitro goes for the cover, only to get a two count. Nitro pulls Punk to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Nitro hunches over, expecting to back drop Punk, but Punk PUNTS Nitro in the face, sending him stumbling back! Punk lunges at him with a few punches and then sends him into the ropes! Roaring elbow! Punk dives for the corner and tags in Cabana! Cabana comes into the ring just as Nitro dives to tag Mercury. Mercury storms into the ring only to get leveled by Cabana! Nitro gets back to his feet and goes after Cabana! Drop kick to Nitro! Mercury goes at him again and gets a back body drop! Nitro is back to his feet! He runs at Cabana, and gets tossed over the top rope to the outside!

Mercury gets up and stumbles toward Cabana! Cabana comes off the ropes with a STIFF Running Lariat! He goes for the cover! 1... 2... No! Mercury kicks out! Cabana pulls Mercury to his feet and sets him up for the Colt 45! Wait! NO! Nitro attacks him from behind! Nitro starts to beat down on Cabana, until Punk hurries into the ring and chases him to the outside, where they continue to brawl. Mercury gets to his feet and pulls Cabana up. While the referee is focused on them, Nitro blasts Punk with the ring bell on the outside! Nitro quickly gets back to the apron! Mercury drags Cabana to the corner and tags Nitro. They move to the center of the ring… SNAP SHOT! Punk is starting to get to his feet! Nitro goes for the cover! 1... Punk hops onto the apron! 2... NO! MELINA GIVES PUNK A LOW BLOW! 3! MNM retain! Nitro and Mercury quickly flee the ring while Melina runs around to the same side as them. They begin to head up the ramp where the referee catches up to them and hands them the title belts. Dammit!

Winners: And STILL WWE Tag Team Champions, MNM

Overall Rating: 89%

The cameras cut to the back as Todd Grisham stands with The Rock in front of the interview set.

Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with The Rock! Rock, you’ve got a big match coming up later tonight against former WWE Cha…

The Rock places his hand over the microphone, signaling for Grisham to shut up. The Rock looks up, with his usual “smelling” look, as the fans begin a “ROCKY!” chant. Rock slowly lowers his head and then looks at Grisham. Rock pulls the microphone away from Grisham and then shoves him off screen.

Rock: Finally… THE ROCK… HAS COME BACK… To Boston. John Cena, The Rock doesn’t know who you think you are. But The Rock thinks… no. The Rock KNOWS, that you’re nothing more than a jabroni that The Rock is going to kick all over the damn arena! Let’s do some compare… and contrast, shall we? The Rock. Multi-time WWE Champion. Most recognizable name in sports entertainment. No, scratch that. The most recognizable name in alllllllll entertainment! The most ELECTRIFYING man to ever step foot into a wrestling ring! John Cena. An Eminem, white boy rapper wannabe! “You can’t see me!” You’re damn right The Rock can’t see you, because you’re so far down below The Rock’s level! But The Rock will tell you what he can see. The Rock sees John Cena getting his ass kicked right here tonight! John Cena, The Rock wants you to do him a favor. The Rock wants you to give him your precious little CD. You see, what The Rock is gonna do, is this. The Rock is going to take your little CD. He’s going to spin it around, just like that stupid little belt you had. Hell, The Rock might even put it on a turntable and scratch a little, and then rap to go along with it! Then… The Rock is gonna turn that CD sideways… and stick it STRAIGHT UP… YOUR CANDY ASS! The bottom line, John Cena, is this! Tonight, right there in that ring… in front of the millions… AND MILLIONS… of The Rock’s fans… The Rock is gonna shut you up once and for all! IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… WHAT THE ROCK… Is cookin’!

The Rock does the People’s Eyebrow into the camera as it fades out.

No Disqualification Tag Team Match

D-Generation X vs. The Corporation

The cameras return to the arena as The Corporation’s music hits the speakers. Chris Jericho and Chris Masters - who is wearing his Intercontinental Championship - emerge from the back to a large round of boos. They make their way to the ring and their music fades out. A few moments pass as the crowd begins a “DX!” chant. Finally, the DX music hits the speakers and the crowd erupts into cheers. A few moments later, Triple H and Shawn Michaels appear from behind the curtain and crowd explodes. They make their way to the ring and prepare themselves for the chops. Chop! Chop! Chop! …… CHOP! The pyrotechnics go off with the chops as the green lighting fills the arena. They play to the crowd a little bit before their music fades out and the lights return to normal.

Chris Jericho and Chris Masters immediately storm the ring and attack DX. They beat down on the duo for a few moments before DX starts to fight back. The two-on-two brawling continues for a few moments. Eventually, Jericho and Masters are able to take Triple H off his guard long enough to throw him out of the ring, and then proceed to double team Shawn Michaels. The double teaming goes on for a minute or two, before Triple H returns to the ring to make the save. Triple H gets in a good number of shots, enabling him and Michaels to toss Jericho out of the ring. Upon doing so, DX goes about their own double teaming on the young Chris Masters. Of course, the offense is filled with plenty of sarcasm and comedy, but it gets the job done nonetheless. After a few minutes, Shawn Michaels heads to the outside to work over Chris Jericho, while Triple H remains in the ring with Chris Masters. Michaels and Jericho brawl around the ring on the outside.

Inside the ring, however, Triple H sends Masters into the ropes and nails him with a thunderous Spinebuster! Triple H goes for the cover! 1... 2... No! Masters kicks out! Triple H pulls Masters to his feet, and Masters begins to fight back! A few moments later, Masters has Triple H locked in the Masterlock! This can’t be good! Triple H fights and fights, but is unable to break the hold! A moment or two goes by, and it appears as though Triple H is about to fade… OH! Shawn Michaels with a stiff forearm to the back of Masters’ neck! Jericho quickly gets back into the ring and gets back on Michaels, subduing him. Chris Masters hoists Triple H up on his shoulders for the Torture Rack! I think we’re about to see the TKO! No! Triple H fights his way out! Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels are brawling on the outside again! OH! Jericho sends HBK into the ring steps!

Wait! In the ring, TRIPLE H WITH A PEDIGREE ON MASTERS! MASTER IS DONE FOR! Triple H gets to his feet to play to the crowd but… OH! MY GOD! Chair shot from Jericho to Triple H! Michaels jumps into the ring and runs at Jericho! NO! CHAIR SHOT TO MICHAELS, TOO! Jericho tosses the chair aside! Lionsault on Triple H! 1... 2... 3! The Corporation’s music hits the speakers as Jericho rises to his feet with a smile. Triple H and Shawn Michaels lie in the ring completely unconscious. Jericho helps Masters to his feet and the two celebrate briefly before heading for the back.

Winners: The Corporation

Overall Rating: 86%

The cameras cut to Rob Van Dam’s locker room. He sits on a bench, putting on his knee pads. He begins to put on his boots as the cameras cut to the interview set, where Maria stands with Carlito.

Maria: Hiiiiiiiii Carlito! I can’t wait to see your match tonight! Um… Who are you wrestling?

Carlito: I don’t even have a match tonight, genius. But that’s what I wanted to talk about. Carlito not having a match at SummerSlam? That’s not cool. Rob Conway… he’s not cool either. The truth is, Maria, Carlito wanted a match with Conway tonight, but he was too scared. Rob Conway knows that I can kick his ass. But uh, onto a different subject. That shirt you’re wearing. It’s showing off your… assets… pretty cool. Haha. And Carlito likes that. Carlito thinks that’s c…

Carlito turns his attention elsewhere, looking quite angry. The camera pans over to show Rob Conway.

Carlito: What are you doing here?

Conway: I heard you talking about me, so I thought I’d come over and see what nice things you have to say. I mean, there’s nothing bad anyone could say about me. Just look at me. I’m the Alpha Male. I’m the Total Package. Hell, I’m the Reflection of Perfection! But seriously, Carlito. I had something to say to you. You’re a former Intercontinental Champion. You’re also a former United States Champion. I find it absurd, that you can’t even beat me… and yet, having beaten you, I haven’t been given any title shots. So, I had some news for you. Since I seem to have no problem kicking your ass, how about one more match? Mr. McMahon told me that tomorrow night on RAW. You and me. For the number one contender spot for Chris Master’s Intercontinental Championship! Now that… Carlito… that’s cool! Hahaha!

Rob Conway turns and walks away, still laughing. Carlito gets furious and instead of attacking Conway, he takes a bite out of his apple and just stares in Conway’s direction, then glances at Maria’s chest, and then turns his attention back to Conway.

United States Championship Steel Cage Match

Lashley vs. JBL©

The cameras return to the arena as Lashley’s music hits the speakers. He makes his way out from the back to a nice pop and them makes his way to the ring, where the cage has now been lowered. He climbs the ring steps and enters the ring, awaiting the arrival of his opponent. JBL’s music soon comes over the speakers and he emerges from the back, alone. He hesitantly makes his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He examines the cage and then takes a few steps toward the door, but a referee at ringside closes it and locks it with a chain and padlock. JBL is trapped. The bell rings and the match begins. JBL stares at Lashley for a few seconds, frightened, but Lashley doesn’t move. Finally, Lashley takes a step, and JBL turns and leaps up onto the cage, trying to climb it, and use the ropes as a bounce. Lashley quickly makes his way over to JBL and yanks him down off the cage, slamming him to the mat! JBL gets to his feet and lunges at Lashley, only to be dodged and then forcefully slammed into the steel cage! Lashley then grabs JBL’s head and rakes his face back and forth across the cage! JBL stumbles back and falls to his ass, now begging off Lashley.

Lashley approaches him, but he keep scooting across the ring. Finally, JBL backs into the other side of the cage, and a look of pure horror engulfs his face. He slowly raises to his feet, still begging off Lashley. Lashley takes a step toward him, and JBL begins to unload on him with punches, backing him across the ring! JBL sends him into the ropes! Big Boot! Lashley starts to get to his feet and JBL comes off the ropes! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! NO! He goes for the cover! 1... WHAT THE HELL?! Lashley kicks out at ONE! JBL can’t believe it! Lashley gets to his feet, and once again slams JBL’s face into the cage! JBL IS BUSTED OPEN! Lashley lashes out (no pun intended) with punches and then nails JBL with a handful of suplexes! JBL scurries to his feet and once again tries to escape the cage, no longer caring if he loses his title by disqualification or not! He just wants to live! Lashley again pulls JBL off the cage. JBL gets back to his feet and Lashley grabs him… DOMINATOR! 1... 2... 3! Lashley’s done it! Lashley just won the United States Championship! Lashley is handed the belt and he celebrates as the cage begins to lift up off the ground. Once the cage is high enough, Lashley poses on the ropes with the belt as JBL rolls out of the ring.

Winner: And NEW United States Champion, Lashley

Overall Rating: 80%

The cameras cut to the back to show Kane making his way down a corridor. Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler hype that his match against Mick Foley is up next! The camera then transitions to show a video highlighting the feud and build up to their match up.

Hardcore Match

Kane vs. Mick Foley

The cameras cut to the arena as Mick Foley’s music hits the speakers. Foley emerges from the back to a large ovation. He makes his way to the ring before Kane’s pyrotechnics explode from the stage and his music follows. Kane comes out from behind the curtain and makes his way down the ramp, where he is cut off by Mick Foley! The music fades out and lights return to normal as the two begin to brawl on the ramp. They brawl their way down toward the ring, at which point Kane gets the upper hand, and sends Mick Foley crashing into the ring steps. Foley flips over the steps, dislodging them, and crashing into the barricade. Kane approaches Foley and pulls him to his feet. He then proceeds to toss Foley into the ring. Kane climbs into the ring and pulls Foley to his feet. He follows up with a few slams, including his trademark side walk slam. Kane signals for the Clothesline as Foley gets to his feet. Once Foley is at a vertical base, Kane goozles him! No! Foley fights out! Double Arm DDT! Foley goes for the cover! 1... 2... No! Kane kicks out!

Kane sits up as Foley looks on in shock. Kane gets to his feet and Foley gets him with a stump Piledriver! Seconds later, Kane sits up yet again! Foley can’t believe it. He climbs to the outside and grabs Lillian Garcia’s chair, taking it back into the ring. Kane gets to his feet again and Foley blasts him in the head with the steel chair! Kane is still standing! Another shot! STILL STANDING! Foley hits him with a third chair shot! HE GOES DOWN! Foley smiles, thinking he’s knocked Kane out but… he sits up again! Foley drops the chair and lands a number of punches on Kane, as Kane fights to get to his feet. He gets up, and Foley gives him a knee to the mid section! DOUBLE ARM DDT ON THE CHAIR! Foley goes for the cover again! 1... 2... KANE KICKS OUT!

Foley is in disbelief! He rolls to the outside, where he starts to pillage around under the ring for a few seconds. Inside the ring, Kane sits up. Foley emerges from under the ring with… Uh oh! A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED 2x4! Foley rolls into the ring and waits for Kane to get to his feet. He does, and Foley charges at him! Kane turns around and get a shot right to the face! Kane falls to one knee, and Foley feels the knee to clobber him in the back of the head with the barbed wire wrapped 2x4! Kane falls to the mat with a few trickles of blood coming from the back of his head. Kane rolls out of reveals that his forehead is busted open from the shot. Kane slowly gets to his feet and turns to Foley. Foley tries for another shot with the 2x4, but Kane beats him to the punch, with a Big Boot right to the face! Foley goes down, the barbed wire 2x4 flying across the ring. Kane measures Foley up for the Chokeslam once again. At the last second, Kane decides to head to the outside. He reaches under the ring, and a few seconds later, emerges with a black satin-looking sack. He climbs into the ring and pours out the contents… THUMBTACKS! Kane is taking a page out of Foley’s book! Foley gets to his feet and Kane goozles him again. CHOKESLAM ONTO THE TACKS! OH MY GOD!

Thinking it’s what’s best for him, Foley rolls out of the ring. However, Kane follows him. Kane smiles as Foley tries to get to his feet. In the meantime, Kane grabs the top half of the ring steps, and sets them next to him on the floor. Foley finally gets to his feet and Kane grabs him by the hair, dragging him to the steps. Oh no… Don’t do it, Kane! Kane hoists Foley up… No, no, no, no, NO! TOMBSTONE ON THE STEPS! FOLEY IS OUT COLD! Kane walks away from the steps as the camera follows him. He reaches under the ring and pulls out… Oh, my God, no! A GAS CAN! The camera quickly pans back to Foley, who is busted open from the Tombstone. The camera pans back over to reveal Kane approaching Foley. Foley tries to get up but Kane kicks him in the face, knocking him back down. Kane yanks the cap off the gas can and dumps a bit onto Foley’s back! Oh, my God. Kane looks back to the ring, where he sees the barbed wire wrapped 2x4. He walks over and grabs the 2x4, and proceeds to pour the rest of the gas onto it. He reaches into his tights and pulls out a book of matches. He lights one, and then uses it to light the rest of the pack. He stares at the flame for a moment before holding it up to the 2x4. The barbed wire wrapped 2x4 quickly bursts into flames! Mick Foley gets to his feet and staggers around as Kane approaches him… OH! KANE BLASTS FOLEY IN THE FACE WITH IT! Foley falls to the floor, but fights back to his feet. Kane knees him in the gut. OH! A shot to the back! OH NO! THE 2x4 IS STUCK TO FOLEY’S BACK! HIS BACK IS ON FIRE! HIS BACK IS ON FIRE! OH MY GOD!

Crew members rush over with fire extinguishers and begin to spray him frantically with them. A moment later, the bell rings, much to the surprise of the fans, and to Kane. Kane looks over at the referee, who has made his way back into the ring, and at Lillian Garcia, standing on the other side of the ring.

Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen, fearing that Mick Foley is unable to continue, the referee has called for the match to be stopped. Therefore, your winner by forfeit, Kane!

The crowd erupts into boos as Kane begins to laugh. The cameras focus on Mick Foley, who is trying to get to his feet, cursing about the match being ruled a forfeit. However, the crew members and the medics hold him back and refuse to allow him to continue. Kane’s music hits the speakers and the Big Red Machine laughs maniacally as he heads for the back.

Winner: By Forfeit, Kane

Overall Rating: 75%

The cameras cut to Batista’s locker room so show him lacing up his boots. The cameras then cut to show John Cena exiting his locker room, and then proceeding down a corridor heading for the stage. The camera transitions to another video package. This time, the video hypes the next match between John Cena and The Rock!

Singles Match

John Cena vs. The Rock

The cameras return to the arena just as John Cena’s music hits the speakers. The crowd erupts into boos as he makes his way toward the ring. Once in the ring, his music dies out. A loud “ROCKY!” chant begins before The Rock’s music finally echoes through the arena! The crowd explodes into cheers as The Rock steps out onto the stage and then makes his way toward the ring. The Rock climbs into the ring and gets face to face with Cena. The two exchange unkind words as the bell rings to start the match. The trash talking continues on quite a while, before John Cena throws the first punch! The two exchange punches for a while, until The Rock hit’s a succession of three, and then rears back, spits in his palm, and goes for one more, but Cena blocks! Cena LEVELS The Rock with a hard right hand! John Cena then starts to dominate, hitting The Rock with a handful of moves.

John Cena continues to dominate for quite a few minutes. In the process, Cena removes a turnbuckle pad, and slams The Rock’s head into it, busting him open slightly. About five or six minutes into the match, The Rock starts to gain some momentum. The Rock gets in a couple of his trademark moves and then hooks Cena for the Rock Bottom! No! Cena counters out! OH! FU! He goes for the cover! 1... 2... NO! ROCK KICKS OUT! Cena can’t believe it! Cena pulls Rock to his feet and gets in a few shots, but The Rock soon begins to fight back. The Rock sends Cena into the ropes! OH! SPINEBUSTER! The Rock locks on the Sharpshooter! But, they are too close to the ropes and Cena immediately grabs the ropes, getting the rope break. For a few seconds after, Cena holds onto the bottom rope for dear life, afraid that The Rock will try to lock it on again.

Cena soon gets back to his feet, and the two exchange shots for a few moments, but The Rock soon takes control again. A few moments later, The Rock hooks Cena for the Rock Bottom! HE NAILS IT! 1... 2... CENA KICKS OUT! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! The Rock can’t believe it either. He gets to his feet and measures Cena up for another Rock Bottom. Cena slowly gets to his feet and spins around. As soon as he sees The Rock, he collapses to the mat and quickly rolls to the outside! Cena paces around on the outside as the referee starts the ten count. Wait. What’s Cena doing? He reaches under the ring for something, and pulls out… what is that? A bottle resembling a cough syrup bottle. He opens it and pours a clear liquid onto his wrist bands. What the hell? Cena closes the bottle and tosses it back under the ring. What the hell is he doing? Cena climbs back into the ring and lunges at The Rock. The two begin to exchange shots again, and then The Rock sends Cena into the ropes! SPINEBUSTER! The Rock kicks Cena’s arm in and then surveys the crowd. The Rock pulls off his elbow pad and tosses it into the crowd. Rock comes off the ropes and goes to hop over Cena… NO! Cena trips him! Cena has a hold of his leg! Cena locks on the STFU! Those wrist bands are right near The Rock’s mouth and nose! The Rock tries to fight off the hold, but has no luck. He’s in the middle of the ring and has nowhere to go. The Rock is trying to fi… what? The Rock is fading fast. Why is he passing out so fast? The Rock is out! The referee raises his arm once. It falls. Twice. It falls. A third time. IT FALLS! The referee calls for the bell! John Cena has made The Rock pass out! Cena’s music hits the speakers and he quickly gets out of the ring and heads for the back.

Winner: John Cena

Overall Rating: 92%

The cameras cut to the back as Edge and Lita step out of their locker room. Just as they close the door, they are approached by Vince McMahon.

Vince: Ah, Edge. Just the man I wanted to see. I want to remind you of what I told you Monday night, Edge. I’ve waited too long for an answer from you about my offer, and I can’t wait anymore. Tonight, I’m not giving you any other choice but to accept the offer. Do you understand me, Edge?

Edge looks at Vince, hesitant to answer him. Edge then turns his head and walks away, leaving Vince without an answer. Vince stares him down as he walks down the hallway.

World Heavyweight Championship

Batista vs. Chris Benoit© w/ Ric Flair

The cameras cut back to the arena as Chris Benoit’s music hits the speakers. Benoit emerges from the back with Ric Flair at his side. They make their way to the ring before the music fades out. A few seconds later, Batista’s music echoes through the arena and the crowd erupts into cheers. The former World Heavyweight Champion makes his way out onto the stage and then down the ramp to the ring. He climbs into the ring and the referee starts the match. The first few minutes are comprised of Benoit trying to out-wrestle Batista, but he doesn’t even get a chance. Instead, Batista overpowers him every time. Soon enough, Batista is in control of the match, dominating Chris Benoit with power move after power move.

Batista hit’s a few Powerslams and a sidewalk slam or too. He also gets in a couple different back breakers, wearing down the World Heavyweight Champion. Eventually Batista sets Benoit up for the Batista Bomb! But, Ric Flair jumps onto the apron, distracting the referee, and Batista. Batista lets Benoit go and approaches Ric Flair. Flair quickly hops down off the apron, as Benoit attacks Batista from behind. Benoit proceeds to get in some stiff shots, gradually weakening The Animal. Benoit works over Batista’s arm for a couple of minutes, preparing him for the Crossface. Benoit attempts to send Batista into the ropes, but Batista reverses. As Benoit comes off the ropes, Batista goes for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks! Batista spins around and Benoit takes him down for the Crossface! He locks it in! Batista fights it and fights it. He tries to crawl toward the ropes, but it looks like he isn’t going to make it! HE DOES! Batista makes it to the ropes. However, Benoit refuses to break the hold. The referee makes it to a four count, and Benoit finally releases.

For the next few minutes, Benoit maintains control of the match, continuing to work on Batista’s arm and neck while Ric Flair tries his best to get under Batista’s skin on the outside. Benoit works on Batista’s arm to the point of it basically just dangling at his side, completely useless. In the midst of Benoit’s offense, Batista finds an opening to deliver a punch, and does so. The two begin to exchange punches for a few moments, but with the extra power behind Batista’s punches, he is able to get the upper hand! However, as he swings for one last show, Benoit ducks! Both men spins back around and Benoit lunges at Batista! OH! BATISTA CATCHES BENOIT WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Batista gets to his feet and does his thumbs down taunt, but Ric Flair jumps onto the apron again. Benoit quietly rolls to the outside as Batista directs his attention to Flair. Batista flips Flair into the ring and pulls him to his feet. Uh oh! BATISTA BOMB ON FLAIR! BATISTA BOMB ON FLAIR! Batista gets to his feet and smiles. The referee kneels down to check on Flair. Batista spins arou… OH! BENOIT NAILS BATISTA IN THE FACE WITH THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BELT! Batista is down! Benoit tosses the belt out of the ring and yells for the referee as he makes the cover. 1... 2... 3! NO! Benoit just stole the win! What a dirty way to retain the title!

Winner: And STILL World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Benoit

Overall Rating: 83%

The cameras switch to a wide shot of the arena as a graphic appears on the screen with the Unforgiven logo. Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler proceed to inform the viewing audience that the next time World Wrestling Entertainment will be on pay-per-view will be Sunday night, September 24th when WWE and RAW present Unforgiven! Live from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and available only on pay-per-view! The graphic moves off screen as the cameras cut to the stage as Rob Van Dam‘s music hits the speakers!

WWE Championship

Rob Van Dam vs. Edge© w/ Lita

Mr. Money In The Bank emerges from the back to a huge ovation from the crowd. He makes his way toward the ring and stops briefly to do his thumbs taunt while the crowd chants “R… V… D!” along with the motions. RVD climbs into the ring and plays to the crowd before his music fades out. A few moments later, Edge’s music comes over the speakers and he emerges from the back with Lita at his side to thunderous boos. The WWE Champion makes his way to the ring and climbs in, while Lita stays on the outside. Edge removes his belt and hands it to the referee, who proceeds to show it off to the crowd. He hands the belt to the time keeper and then calls for the bell.

RVD and Edge lock up, and Edge gets RVD in a side headlock. But, RVD counters with a back suplex on Edge! The two proceed to go back and forth for about five minutes, with neither man being able to get a clear cut advantage. Eventually, RVD is able to lift Edge up and crotch him on the top rope. RVD climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps at Edge with a kick, knocking Edge to the mat. Seeing an opportunity for a Rolling Thunder, RVD heads for the ropes. OH! Lita trips him up, causing him to bite the mat! RVD staggers to his feet as Edge approaches him and quickly begins to take control. With the help of Lita at ringside, Edge manages to maintain control of the match for the next few minutes.

Edge sends RVD toward the corner, but RVD hops to the second rope. Edge charges at him, and RVD back flips off of the ropes, landing on his feet behind Edge. Edge leaps to the second rope and leaps backward, turning for a Crossbody on RVD, but RVD ducks! Edge lands hard on the mat and flips over onto his back, allowing RVD to immediately land a standing Moonsault on him (yes, I stole that spot from Vengeance… get over it!)! RVD goes for the pin! 1... 2... NO! Edge kicks out! RVD gets to his feet and pulls Edge up, getting in a few punches on him, before landing a couple of stiff kicks. RVD goes to send Edge into the corner, but Edge reverses! RVD hits the corner hard. Edge approaches him and lifts him up, sitting him on the top rope. Edge grabs him and sets him up for a… Oh no. IMPLANT DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE! Edge goes for the cover! 1... 2... RVD kicks out! Edge quickly gets to his feet and heads for the opposite corner, measuring RVD up for the Spear. RVD gets to his feet and turns around… SPEAR! RVD is down! Edge goes for the cover! 1... 2... NO! RVD KICKS OUT AGAIN! Edge can’t believe it! Frustrated, Edge heads to the outside. Oh, no. Edge grabs a steel chair and heads back into the ring!

RVD gets to his feet as Edge approaches him with the chair. Edge swings! No! RVD ducks! Edge spins around… VAN DAMINATOR! Edge is out cold, AND bleeding! RVD surveys the crowd and then heads for the corner as the crowd cheers. He hops to the top rope and once again does his thumb taunt. He soars off the top rope. FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! He flops around for a second and then goes for the cover! 1... 2... 3! YES! YES! YES! RVD HAS WON THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP! The referee hands the belt to RVD, who then proceeds to pose with it in the corner. Suddenly..

“NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE IN HELL! YOU’VE GOT, NO CHANCE!”

What the hell is he doing here?! Vince McMahon emerges from the back with a microphone in his hand. He makes his way down the ramp, walking with a purpose, and looking quite pissed off. He climbs into the ring and gets in the referee’s face.

Vince: What do I pay you for? Huh? Answer me! What do I pay you for? Do I pay you, to make ridiculous decisions? I don’t think I do! What? What am I talking about? Let’s have a look, shall we!

Vince points to the big screen as the final moments of the match replay. Conveniently, the clip starts just as RVD jumps up for the Van Daminator. The rest of the match plays through and then the clip stops. Vince looks at the referee.

Vince: Don’t tell me you didn’t see that. Don’t tell me that you did not just see Rob Van Dam illegally use a steel chair! What? “But Edge brought it into the ring and RVD never actually used it.” You’re serious? Rob Van Dam clearly used that chair!

Rob Van Dam grabs the microphone from Vince.

RVD: What the hell do you think you’re doing, Vince? I won this match, plain and simple. I’m the new WWE Champion whether you like it or not!

Vince grabs the microphone back.

Vince: You cheated! You illegally used a steel chair!

Rob Van Dam, without a microphone, yells at Vince, saying that Edge tried to use the chair, he was just trying to protect himself.

Vince: I don’t care! You illegally used a steel chair to incapacitate Edge. Therefore, ladies and gentlemen… you’re winner by disqualification… and STILL WWE CHAMPION! EDGE!

Edge, who is now back to his feet, quickly grabs the belt from RVD and flees the ring. Edge and Lita make their way up the ramp as the crowd begins to throw anything they can find at Edge. Soda bottles, and even a few rolls of toilet paper are thrown at his head. RVD remains in the ring, completely pissed off as Vince also makes his way up the ramp after Edge. He too, is having things thrown at him. Edge and Lita stop on the stage as Vince walks up to them. Vince looks at Edge and smiles before heading to the back. The camera shows Edge and Lita standing there, and then RVD standing in the ring. The cameras cut back to Edge holding his title belt as the cameras fade to black. The WWE logo flashes on the screen and the show goes off the air.

Winner: By Reversed Decision, and STILL WWE Champion, Edge

Overall Rating: 94%

Overall Show Rating: 88%

PPV Buyrate: 1.93

Attendance: 20,715

Quick Results:

- Booker T, Finlay, and Mr. Kennedy def. Rey Mysterio, Christopher Daniels, and Samoa Joe via Pinfall

- Chavo Guerrero def. Shelton Benjamin via Pinfall after interference from Charlie Haas

- MNM def. Second City Saints via Pinfall to retain the WWE Tag Team Championships

- The Corporation def. D-Generation X via Pinfall

- Lashley def. JBL via Pinfall to become the new United States Champion

- Kane def. Mick Foley via Forfeit

- John Cena def. The Rock via Pinfall

- Chris Benoit def. Batista via Pinfall to retain the World Heavyweight Championship

- Edge def. Rob Van Dam via Reversed Decision to retain the WWE Championship

NOTE: The Prediction Contest allowed for a total of 10 points. The results of the contest are as follows:

Inner D Monz got 4 out of 10 points

Jaze got 5 out of 10 points

TNA/WWE Fan got 4 out of 10 points

TheTruth got 4 out of 10 points

Phatman got 6 out of 10 points

Tqwcw got 7 out of 10 points

Evansfan1 got 4 out of 10 points

Congratulations to tqwcw for winning the SummerSlam Prediction Contest. I will also be PMing you soon to confirm your win, as well as inform you of your prize. Once again, congratulations.

I hope you all enjoyed SummerSlam, and I appreciate all of the predictions and feedback from all of you.

[JairusCain]

Credit WWE.com

Aftershock

August 21, 2006

Coming off the heels of SummerSlam, Rob Van Dam has to be an angry man after having the decision reversed in his match against Edge last night. RVD had won the match, and the WWE Championship, when Vince McMahon made his presence known and disqualified Van Dam, allowing Edge to retain the title. Speaking Edge and Mr. McMahon. Vince told Edge he would have no choice but to accept his offer. Have last night’s events aided Edge in making his decision?

The match between the Big Red Machine and the Hardcore Legend was ruled a forfeit last night when Kane set Mick Foley’s back ablaze. However, Mick Foley did not seem too pleased with the call. Kane will be in action tonight against Goldust. Will Mick Foley show his face? Also, John Cena will be present tonight after having defeated The Rock last night in controversial fashion. Will his controversial win be discussed?

Last night, Rob Conway informed Carlito that they would be facing off tonight for the number one contendership for Chris Masters’ Intercontinental Championship. Will Rob Conway pick up another win over Carlito? Also, Charlie Haas made his return to World Wrestling Entertainment last night, costing Shelton Benjamin his match against Chavo Guerrero. Tonight, the three will face off in a Triple Threat Match. Can Benjamin get retribution on Charlie Haas?

All this and much more on Monday Night RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network).

[Guest TNA/WWE Fan]

Good show. I don't have the time to give a full review, but it was an entertaining PPV. I guess I expected more on match lengths because I was a little disapointed there, but the quality of the PPV made up for some of that. Good PPV, but I think your only downfall for me personally was the match lengths as right when I was getting intrested they ended. Looking forward to RAW on how this all turns out with the Vince McMahon/RVD thing. I would love to see RVD kick his ass at Unforgiven.

[Jaze]

The opening Six man tag really served no purpose. It just looked like a way to get all the wrestlers in the card.

Vince stripping RVD of the title... BOOO

The corps got another win. You better give DX a win since they are lookin kinda weak now.

Everything else was okay... MNM beating Cabunk to retain was a surprise though.

[TheTruth]

- The 6-Man Tag was decent, but like Jaze said, it just seemed like a way to get them onto the card. Also, with New Blood, I liked how they could all possibly be wrestling inside a WWE ring, so good job there.

- I think you should've left the NO DQ announcement until the match was just about to get underway, just to get Vince more heat.

- Í wasn't likin the Regal segment, or the Carlito one either, just because they could've been left for RAW & Smackdown!

- Chavo/Shelton was just to set up Shelton/Haas? If it was, good job

- I liked the tag match & I see how the finish works, 'cause it gets the faces more over while keeping the belts on MNM, who only won them a month ago.

- D-X are really looking weak at the moment & with that finish, I don't see much hope for them anymore.

- I enjoyed the Kane/Foley match, now I hope this means a push for Kane up the card.

- Cena/Rock was good, good job on the finish, helps get over the STFU, even if it does suck.

- Batista/Benoit seemed like it should've been on a single brand PPV, but that's not your fault.

- Edge/RVD was great, like this storyline with Edge/Vince, hope it doesn't end with Edge face turn.

[JairusCain]

Credit WWE.com

Two More Interns Released

August 21, 2006

WWE has come to an agreement on the release of Michael (Mike Brendli) and Mitchell (Nick Mitchell) as of today, August 21, 2006. WWE wishes them the best in all future endeavors.

[tqwcw]

Happy to see Kennedy pick up the win in the 6-man. I hope he continues to emerge as a top player on the Smackdown side.

It appears as though you'll be handling Haas's return a lot better than WWE has. I would've been tempted to have given Chavo the clean win and saved the Charlie attack for post-match, but I understand you were protecting Shelton.

MNM continues to be an entertaining act. I'm hoping we see more distinct personalities emerge from all of the New Blood members in the weeks to come.

I'm glad to see the Corporation win, but I hate the thought of Jericho being saddled with Masters. Yuck.

The cage match with Lashley and the overall program with JBL has done a great job of elevating him. That said, I don't think the Kurt Angle segments are helping help very much. More than anything else, they're stressing that Lashley is not on Angle's level.

Kane-Foley was about as crazy as it needed to be.

I wasn't crazy about the finish to the Cena-Rock match. I'm not high on Cena at all, but he needed a clean win, here.

Sensible booking as far as Batista-Benoit goes.

Vince reversing the title change was pretty much perfect, and gives you plenty more mileage for Edge/RVD. Nice.

Overall, thumbs up!

[JairusCain]

Monday August 21, 2006

Live! From Bridgeport, Connecticut

World Wrestling Entertainment Presents: RAW on USA

The show comes onto the air with a recap video of last night’s RAW matches at SummerSlam. The video comes to a close after showing RVD win the title, only for the decision to be reversed by Vince McMahon. Following the video is the usual RAW opener, which is then proceeded by Vince McMahon’s music echoes through the arena to an immense amount of boos. Vince McMahon emerges from the back with Chris Jericho at his side. The two arrogantly make their way to the ring, where Vince is handed a microphone. His music fades out.

Vince: Yes, yes. I know you people hate me. But, I can’t help but smile. I’m in a great mood here tonight! Last night… last night was a great night! Not only did Chris Jericho and Chris Masters beat the living hell out of Triple H and Shawn Michaels, but Rob Van Dam once again came SO close to winning the big one, only to come up short… like always! But just for a second, let’s rewind to last week. Last week on RAW, I promised Edge that at SummerSlam… I would give him no other choice, but to accept my offer! That’s exactly what I did last night! I gave Edge one more reason to accept that offer. Now, I don’t want to waste any time here tonight. So, Edge, come on down to the ring and officially accept the offer.

Overall Rating: 99%

Edge’s music comes over the speakers and the WWE Champion steps out onto the stage. The belt proudly strapped around his waist, and Lita at his side. They make their way to the ring where they shake hands with Vince McMahon and Chris Jericho. Edge’s music soon fades out.

Vince: Thank you for joining me out here, Edge. Now, last week, I promised you I’d give you no other choice but to accept my offer. And, well, I think I did a good job of that.

Edge asks for a microphone and is given one.

Edge: Ya know, Vince. To tell the truth, when you told me you’d give me no other choice, the last thing I was expecting was for you to help me out.

Vince: Well, I’m sure you already knew that I am a very persuasive man, Edge. I am a billionaire. I get what I want.

Edge: That is true. Vince. Last night, was quite convincing. In fact, last night made me rethink everything. It made me reevaluate my entire career. Mr. McMahon, you’re offer is very impressive… and even more tempting. And tonight, I finally have an answer for you.

Vince: That’s good to hear. Now, before you give me an answer Edge. I just want you to know, you are a very bright superstar. You have an incredible future ahead of you. I would hate to see you throw all of that away.

Edge: Well, thank you, Vince. But you d…

Vince: And… And, I think it would be in yours… and Lita’s best interest to accept the offer. The c…

Edge: Listen, Vince. I have an answer for you. Now, I’ve been trying to give that answer to you, but you keep cutting me off. So do you want it or not?

Vince: Of course. But let’s just hope you’ve made the right decision.

Edge: Vince. The answer is…

”ONE OF A KIND!!!”

Overall Rating: 93%

Vince, Edge, and Jericho all turn their attention to the stage as Rob Van Dam comes running down the ramp. Van Dam slides into the ring and goes after Jericho first while Lita quickly flees from the ring. RVD clotheslines Jericho over the top rope to the outside. Edge lunges at RVD, but receives a boot to the jaw, knocking him to the mat! RVD turns his attention to Vince, saying a few unkind words to him. OH! RVD LEVELS VINCE WITH A PUNCH! Van Dam proceeds to hit Vince with a spinning leg drop. RVD makes his way to the corner as the crowd cheers loudly. He hops up to the top rope, preparing for the Five Star Frog Splash! He LEAPS off the top… OH! HOLY SHIT! Jericho comes back out of nowhere and catches him in mid-air with a drop kick! Within seconds, Jericho and Edge are both beating down on RVD! Edge backs into the corner as Jericho pulls RVD to his feet… SPEAR! RVD is out! Jericho and Edge help Vince to his feet and then head to the back together. The camera shows RVD lying unconscious in the ring as the show fades to commercials.

Overall Rating: 86%

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The show returns from the break with Vince McMahon in his office with Jericho, Edge, and Lita. Vince is FUMING. He says that Rob Van Dam has just under two hours to find himself a tag team partner because tonight’s main event, is going to be Edge and Chris Jericho taking on Rob Van Dam and his partner. Edge and Jericho smile as the cameras cut back to the arena.

Singles Match

Carlito vs. Rob Conway

Rob Conway’s music hits the speakers and he makes his way to the ring to a round of boos. Once his is in the ring, Carlito’s music comes over the speakers. Carlito makes his way to the ring to a nice pop and the match begins. They go back and forth for a couple of minutes. Soon, Conway starts to take control of the match. Conway nails Carlito with a handful of different moves, weakening him substantially. A couple of minutes later, Conway hooks Carlito for a suplex, hoisting him up and draping his legs onto the top rope! Wait. No. Carlito fights it and slides off the ropes to the apron! OH! Carlito is trying to suplex Conway to the OUTSIDE! No! Conway reverses it and lifts Carlito up, but Carlito counters and drops down behind Conway! BACKCRACKER! Carlito pulls Conway away from the ropes! 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Carlito

Overall Rating: 71%

The cameras cut to the back to show Chris Masters observing a monitor as the match ends. The Intercontinental Championship rests on his shoulder. It’s obvious he is scouting his opposition. The cameras then cut to the locker room of D-Generation X. Triple H is pacing around the room yelling while Shawn Michaels sits and watches him.

Triple H: Last night was complete crap, Shawn! And you know it! We had them beat until Jericho brought in that damn steel chair! But of course, Vince, that son of a bitch, had to make the match no disqualification because he KNEW his damn lackeys couldn’t beat us on their own! I’ll tell you what, Chris Jericho is mine! I’m gonna kick his ass sooner or later! I…

Triple H and Shawn Michaels both direct their attention toward the door, not looking too pleased. The camera pans over to reveal John Cena.

Cena: Hahahaha. Listen to you, Hunter. You’re blaming your loss on the rules of the match! Oh, no! Chris Jericho used a steel chair! It’s not like Triple H hasn’t used a sledge hammer numerous times!

Triple H: You’ve got some balls, ya know that, John.

Cena: Look, Trips. I’m not here to start trouble. I’m just here to tell you something. Quit blaming your loss on all the wrong reasons. Let’s face it guys… The only reason you guys lost last night… Well, it’s really obvious. You lost because… well, Shawn… you’re a little over the hill, bud.

HBK gets to his feet and gets right in John Cena’s face. They both appear ready to fight, but after a few seconds, Michaels turns his head toward the floor and steps back from Cena. John Cena laughs and heads out of the room. Triple H looks at Shawn Michaels, wondering why he didn’t take a shot.

Singles Match

Goldust vs. Kane

The cameras return to the arena just as Kane’s pyro explodes from the stage. He makes his way to the ring, where Goldust already awaits him. Kane climbs into the ring and the match begins. Goldust gets in a few shots at the beginning, but Kane quickly sends him into the ropes. Big Boot! Kane measures him up for the Chokeslam! HE NAILS IT! 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Kane

Overall Rating: 76%

Before Kane’s music can hit, Mick Foley’s does. Foley emerges from the back and stands on the stage with a microphone.

Foley: Kane! I’m going to make this short and simple! Last night was BULLSH(beep)! I could’ve continued, and everyone in this business knows that! I WANTED to continue! The referee calling for a damn FORFEIT is a bigger screw job than Montreal! I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU, KANE! Oh, no! Not even close! In fact, Kane… THINGS ARE JUST BEGINNING! Soon enough Kane… Soon enough… you’re going to BURN… IN… HELL!!!

Foley turns and heads to the back, leaving Kane standing in the ring with a confused look on his face.

Overall Rating: 91%

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The show returns as a new theme song hits. It is a European sounding song, reminiscent of something William Regal would use. Two new guys emerge from the back; one in wrestling gear and the other one in a fancy suit. They make their way to the ring, where the one in the suit is handed a microphone. The music fades out.

Man In Suit: (With a British Accent) Ladies and gentlemen of America, allow me to introduce myself. My name, is Dean Ayass. I am the single greatest manager to come out of Europe! And with me in this ring, is the greatest wrestler ever born, not to mention the greatest wrestler to ever come out of England. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, Nigel McGuinness! Now, tonight, Nigel is going to take his first step toward greatness here in World Wrestling Entertainment… by defeating Eugene!

Dean tosses the microphone out of the ring as Eugene’s music hits the speakers. Eugene makes his way to the ring, and as soon as he climbs in, Nigel attacks him.

Singles Match

Nigel McGuinness w/ Dean Ayass vs. Eugene

Due to the attack, Nigel controls the match for a few minutes. However, Eugene soon begins to take over after having his head repeatedly slammed into the top turnbuckle. Eugene gets in a handful of old school moves and then sends Nigel into the ropes. SPINEBUSTER, much like The Rock would do! Dean quickly reaches into the ring and pulls Nigel to the outside. Nigel crawls under the ring. Eugene looks around the outside, asking Dean where he went. Dean points to the other side of the ring, sending Eugene away. Dean hops onto the apron, distracting the referee. Nigel climbs into the ring from the other side, where Eugene is heading… OH! Nigel nails Eugene in the gut with a cricket bat! And then again in the back of the head! Nigel tosses the bat to the outside and rolls Eugene over for the cover! Dean climbs down off the apron as the referee hurries over to make the count! 1... 2... 3!

Winner: Nigel McGuinness

Overall Rating: 69%

The cameras cut to the back as John Cena sits in his own locker room now. A crew member enters the room and informs Cena that Mr. McMahon would like to see him. Cena gets to his feet, looking somewhat confused, and then heads out of the room.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Singles Match

Kenneth w/ John vs. Jamal w/ Palmer Canon

The show returns from commercials as The Corporation’s music hits the speakers. Kenneth emerges from the back with John at his side. They make their way to the ring before 3 Minute Warning’s music cuts theirs off. Jamal comes out onto the stage, Palmer Canon at his side. They make their way to the ring and the match begins. Jamal takes control right from the start, completely destroying Kenneth. However, John makes his presence known on the outside, allowing Kenneth get in a few moves. Palmer Canon quickly evens the playing field by tackling John! Back inside the ring, Jamal reverses an Irish whip, and catches Kenneth with huge Samoan Drop! He climbs to the top rope and soars off with a violent Splash! 1... 2... 3! Jamal picks up the win in just under three minutes!

Winner: Jamal

Overall Rating: 66%

The cameras cut to Vince’s office. He is watching the match between The Rock and John Cena from last night as John Cena enters the room. Vince pauses the tape just as Cena is pouring clear liquid onto his wrist bands.

Vince: John, I’ve been watching this tape over and over again, and for the life of me, I cannot figure it out. What the hell was that, that you poured onto your wrist bands right there?

Cena laughs and then reaches into his back pocket. He pulls out the same bottle he used last night and hands it to Vince. Vince’s eyes open wide as he looks at the label.

Vince: ETHER?! John Cena… I like the way you think!

Cena and Vince both smile as they begin talking. The cameras cut away from them and back to the arena as Chavo Guerrero’s music hits the speakers.

Triple Threat Match

Charlie Haas vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Chavo Guerrero

Chavo makes his way to the ring before Shelton’s music hits the speakers. Once Shelton is in the ring, Charlie Haas’ music comes over the speakers, and he emerges from the back to a modest pop. Haas makes his way to the ring and the match begins. Haas and Benjamin immediately go at it, leaving Chavo standing near the corner, not minding that he has nothing to do. They go back and forth, but Shelton soon gets the upper hand. Shelton stays on the upper hand for a minute or two before hitting the Dragon Whip! Before Shelton can capitalize, Chavo finally interjects himself and gets in a few moves on Shelton! Just as Chavo is picking up some momentum, Charlie Haas cuts him short and hits him with a couple of suplexes! Haas hits his Exploder Suplex on Chavo and goes for the cover! 1... 2... No! Shelton breaks it up! For the next few moments, Charlie and Shelton team up to a decent pop, taking Chavo out and sending him to the outside! Charlie and Shelton then start to go at it again. Shelton ends up hooking Charlie for his Exploder T-Bone, only for Charlie to reverse it into his own Exploder Suplex! Charlie nails it! 1... 2... 3! What a come back match for Haas! Something tells me things between these three are far from over!

Winner: Charlie Haas

Overall Rating: 80%

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Tag Team Match

Edge and Chris Jericho w/ Lita vs. Rob Van Dam and a Partner

The show returns from the break as Chris Jericho’s music hits the speakers. Jericho emerges from the back to some loud boos, and then makes his way to the ring. Soon after, Edge’s music hits. He emerges from the back with Lita at his side. They make their way to the ring and Edge’s music dies out. A few seconds pass, but then RVD’s music echoes through the arena to a huge pop. RVD emerges from the back and makes his way out on to the stage. He heads down the ramp and stops at the bottom as his music fades out. Edge, Jericho, and the crowd await the arrival of RVD’s partner…

”IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!”

The crowd erupts as Triple H emerges from the back and makes his way down the ramp, joining RVD before sliding into the ring! The referee calls for the bell and the match begins. A four way brawl breaks out for the first few moments, but soon, order is restored and Van Dam starts things off with Chris Jericho. They briefly go back and forth, but before long, Van Dam finds himself in control. A couple of minutes go by and RVD drags Jericho to the corner and plays to the crowd for a tag to Triple H. The crowd erupts into cheers, but Jericho breaks free and dives across the ring, making the unwanted tag to Edge. Edge is hesitant to get into the ring, but finally does. He takes a few steps toward RVD, but then RVD tags in Triple H. The crowd pops as Edge quickly takes those steps back, not wanting to face Triple H. Triple H grins and stares at Edge from across the ring.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

The show returns from the break with Triple H in control over Edge. Every few moments, Edge tries to crawl over to tag in Jericho. Triple H teases that he’s going to allow the tag, but then grabs Edge’s foot and pulls him back, and then proceeding to beat down on him some more. A few minutes later, Triple H sets Edge up for the Pedigree! No! Edge back drops Triple H and runs for the corner! He tags in Jericho! Jericho hurries into the ring, but Triple H is already to his feet! SPINEBUSTER! Edge lunges at Triple H! SPINEBUSTER FOR HIM TOO! Triple H is on fire! Triple H turns around… NO! Jericho is there and pulls his legs out from under him! Jericho tries to lock on the Walls! Oh! RVD clubs Jericho in the back of the beck with a stiff forearm! RVD grabs Jericho by the tights and the hair, and proceeds to throw him out of the ring! RVD drags Triple H to their corner and then climbs out to the apron. Triple H reaches up and RVD makes the tag!

Edge slowly gets to his feet just as RVD makes the tag. RVD hops to the top rope and soars off with a kick to Edge’s face! RVD climbs to the top rope and soars off with the Five Star! NO! Edge moves! RVD staggers to his feet! EDGECUTION! Edge goes for the pin! Wait! No! The referee says he’s not the legal man! Edge is furious! Edge climbs to the outside and grabs Jericho, tossing him into the ring. Edge climbs back onto the apron and Jericho stumbles over to make the tag. Edge enters the ring and charges at RVD, who is now at the opposite corner, perhaps going to tag in Triple H! Edge goes for the spear! No! RVD moves! Edge collides head first with the knee of Triple H! Triple H enters the ring and proceeds to double team Edge with RVD. Soon, however, Jericho comes to his aide, taking Triple H to the outside! While they battle on the outside, RVD takes Edge down with a kick! RVD hops to the top rope! At the same time, Lita hops on to the apron on the far side of the ring, distracting the referee. RVD soars off the top with the Five Star Frog Splash! HE NAILS IT! But, at the exact same time on the outside, Jericho nails Triple H with a steel chair! RVD goes for the cover but Lita has the referee distracted! RVD gets to his feet and takes a couple steps toward Lita, but is spun around by Jericho, who then blasts HIM with the chair! RVD IS OUT! Jericho drags Edge over and drapes his arm over RVD! Lita hops down off the apron as Jericho slides to the outside, placing the chair down on the floor. The referee makes the count! 1... 2... 3!

Jericho slides back into the ring, as does Lita. Jericho now has Edge’s belt. He hands it to Edge and then raises his arm while Lita raises the other arm. The camera shows Edge, Lita, and Chris Jericho standing tall in the ring together as the show goes off the air.

Winners: Edge and Chris Jericho

Overall Rating: 88%

Overall Show Rating: 82%

Television Rating: 6.85

Attendance: 10,050

Quick Results:

- Carlito def. Rob Conway via Pinfall

- Kane def. Goldust via Pinfall

- Nigel McGuinness def. Eugene via Pinfall

- Jamal def. Kenneth via Pinfall

- Charlie Haas def. Shelton Benjamin and Chavo Guerrero via Pinfall

- Edge and Chris Jericho def. Rob Van Dam and Triple H via Pinfall

[TheTruth]

The segment to start the show was good, but for the love of god, don't turn Edge. He's the perfect heel & just look at the reaction he got in 2004 on RAW as a face.

Carlito/Masters feud now? Could be good, could be bad.

DX is looking more weak then my grandma at the moment, & this segment made it worse.

Foley/Kane, Inferno @ Unforgiven? I like it, I like it alot.

I was LMAO with the cricket bat thing, but that's prolly cause I'm Australian. Anyways, good way to debut him, but I don't see him getting a push anytime soon.

Didn't Kenneth & John get fired?

What's Ether?

Main event was good, but I can now see the 55th feud between HBK & HHH happening in the next couple of months.

Overall, this wasn't one of your better shows, & for that, I give it a 3/5.

[JairusCain]

The segment to start the show was good, but for the love of god, don't turn Edge. He's the perfect heel & just look at the reaction he got in 2004 on RAW as a face.

Carlito/Masters feud now? Could be good, could be bad.

DX is looking more weak then my grandma at the moment, & this segment made it worse.

Foley/Kane, Inferno @ Unforgiven? I like it, I like it alot.

I was LMAO with the cricket bat thing, but that's prolly cause I'm Australian. Anyways, good way to debut him, but I don't see him getting a push anytime soon.

Didn't Kenneth & John get fired?

What's Ether?

Main event was good, but I can now see the 55th feud between HBK & HHH happening in the next couple of months.

Overall, this wasn't one of your better shows, & for that, I give it a 3/5.

Edited July 4, 2006 by JairusCain