Big Brother 2006 (UK)

[probablyoliver]

No; Spurs come from Israel.

[Vamp]

And she's from Middlesex.

[Buford Ripley]

Is it wrong that I don't find Nikki that attractive? I'd definitely paper bag her or turn the lights off but I don't find her pretty at all.

Edited May 21, 2006 by kulex

[carlitojohn]

I need my bottle water people. I NEED MY BOTTLED WATER

i was Lmao when she was sayin that and when Shabaz and that other man were arguing.

[fineintent]

I dunno, I think she has blow job eyes - it'd look cool when she was looking up.

I wouldn't let her speak though, it'd throw me off my stroke.

[Benji]

Someone summarise what I missed on last nights show?

[therockbox]

Nikki had a breakdown because she had a migrain, and they refused to give her bottled water (she said that tap water is skanky and wouldn't drink it).

Shabaz is a nob and had an argument with the entire house (but mainly Sezar), before asking to leave. BB said no, he started giving them the silent treatment and went and cried in the bathroom.

[Skummy]

It's been, what, a day, and already they're pulling out the attention-whore tactics? I'm glad I'm not watching this.

[Benji]

Studs and sluts ahoy for anyone keeping up with today.

[ONO]

Screw all you Shabaz haters.

He's a fucking legend. A gay legend, but a legend none the less.

[Benji]

Screw all you Shabaz haters.

He's a fucking legend. A gay legend, but a legend none the less.

He's a party pooper, he's like that other old paki, the one that broke that Big Brother statue and tried to escape.

[ONO]

Screw all you Shabaz haters.

He's a fucking legend. A gay legend, but a legend none the less.

He's a party pooper, he's like that other old paki, the one that broke that Big Brother statue and tried to escape.

[probablyoliver]

I like it how everyone thinks his name is Shebang.

[ONO]

Shahbaz has hid the cereal.

Oh noezes¬!!

[probablyoliver]

Apparently he got his cock out last night, everyone said it was tiny. I am neither shocked nor surprised.

[Benji]

Apparently he got his cock out last night, everyone said it was tiny. I am neither shocked nor surprised.

Hah, my first thought was "I hope you mean Sezer and not Cilit Shabang."

[probablyoliver]

Sezer > Benji.

[TheArsenal]

Apparently he got his cock out last night, everyone said it was tiny. I am neither shocked nor surprised.

Hah, my first thought was "I hope you mean Sezer and not Cilit Shabang."

[ONO]

I wish that pornstar would stop fucking saying "human being", it's annoying now.

And fuck off, Shahbaz > All.

[Benji]

Sezer > Benji.

I want to see Sezer's wang, he's sexy