Robbie Williams - Rudebox

[K]

What the hell is that? That's the worst song I've ever heard. Is it even a song? I don't get it. Is he rapping? What, just why?

And to top it off he steals like a whole bit from the Beastie Boys.

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sherrifs after me for what I did to his daughter, I did it like this, I did it like that, [i did it with a wiffle ball bat].

[Scruffy The Janitor]

It is indeed awful, and this is from a man who has actually bought Robbie Williams albums before.

A note for Robbie, instead of trying to sell out to the 'hip' crowd, just be happy selling albums to Mums and the like. I'm sure it will still make you a lot of money.

[YI]

Robbie's great, and when I heard he was collaborating with William Orbit (Who I too love) I was excited, but this song has sucked all that away. It's fucking awful. What's the point in Robbie William's songs if they don't have a chorus you can scream along too when pissed?

[King Ellis]

I don't see why he feels the need to include some black guy going "WHY YOU SO NASTY?" but yeah, pretty bad.

[The Kraig]

I actually thought it was a joke song. Then it became suddenly tragic.

[Steeb]

Is it so bad that I actually like it?

I mean come on, with quality lines like "TK Maxx costs less/Jackson looks a mess", who couldn't like it?

[YI]

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" > *

[Vamp]

It's a crap song from what's bound to be a highly controversial album. And while I didn't hold much hope for the album after the Rudebox song, it has to be said that for a dance track, Lovelight is actually pretty awesome.

[Matt]

What happened to the Robbie who made the only pop music around that I could bare listening to? Instead now he makes terrible 'techno' and 'reggae' albums.