EWB's Top 50 Women Part V: Somebody might win.

[Skummy]

Obviously you're in the other half, then >_>

[Fitzy]

Who the fuck are half of these women?

My thoughts exactly. The only conclusion I can come to is that half of you have nothing better to do than seek out new airbrushed plastic blonde tarts to lust over in your free time, and that saddens me as to the state of the human race.

None of that last lot were anything special, either.

[Sabu]

Alexis and Eva

although Eva shouldbe higher

[Liam]

Yeah, I don't really know who half these people are, but I never tend to follow who is hot, who's not, or celebrities in general.

[Number of the Breast]

Kelly Clarkson

Gotta say, for the most part, the list has been good so far. I guess once we get into the top 20, we'll see how fucked up your tastes actually are.

[Guest The Bleeding Heart Show of Ringy]

AND FOR THE REAL NUMBER 24....

24. Dakota Fanning

By all means, Selma Hayek should've never been on this list. Not because she's not hot, but because this poor young lady was pushed away from what was to be her coveted spot.

Headgear on, Dakota. Headgear on.

[Skummy]

Who the fuck are half of these women?

My thoughts exactly. The only conclusion I can come to is that half of you have nothing better to do than seek out new airbrushed plastic blonde tarts to lust over in your free time, and that saddens me as to the state of the human race.

None of that last lot were anything special, either.

Better than putting someone who looks like a dog's face in a list, huh?

Coming from someone who wanted to see Robin from HIMYM on the list, that's pretty laughable. She looks borderline freakish.

And you said Asia Argento looks like shit, so your opinion doesn't count anyway.

[Fitzy]

Yeah it's pretty much official that you have worse taste than Hammy.

[Hugar Twriker Eats Spam]

Never thought this day would come. I always thought Hammy would have the worst taste. I am so happy for Hammy that I am crying.

Edited October 26, 2006 by Hugar Onced Spooned the Big Show

[Guest The Bleeding Heart Show of Ringy]

It's funny because Skummy voted for Peaches Geldof >_>. I certainly don't pretend I have the best taste in women, but Peaches Geldof? Oh Skummy, why?

[Benji]

It's funny because Skummy voted for Peaches Geldof >_>. I certainly don't pretend I have the best taste in women, but Peaches Geldof? Oh Skummy, why?

Because he wants to look like a reject one hit wonder, like her father

[Guest The Bleeding Heart Show of Ringy]

It's funny because Skummy voted for Peaches Geldof >_>. I certainly don't pretend I have the best taste in women, but Peaches Geldof? Oh Skummy, why?

Because he wants to look like a reject one hit wonder, like her father

[Skummy]

I saw Sir Bob a couple of years ago, and he's one of the two best live acts I've ever seen. Pretty much all of his solo material kicks the shit out of I Don't Like Mondays, too. Especially Room 19 and The Great Song Of Indifference.

And Peaches is the kind of girl I'd be attracted to in "real life". That, coupled with my complete lack of knowledge of celebrities, is how she made the list. Seriously, that list took me the better part of an hour to compile, because I couldn't think of ten celebrity women that even remotely interested me.

[Iain76er]

Peaches has worse hair than her dad.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Bob Geldof lives in the small town I grew up in.

My mate's sister used to go horseriding with Peaches (Or Fifi Trixibelle - I can never remember) who invited her back to her (Bob's) house. She refused as she was scared of Bob at the time and his wild unkempt ways.

He came into the shop I worked in a few times just to look around (it was a gift shop) but rarely bought.

[ROC]

20. Christina Aguilera

19. Alyson Hannigan

18. Jenna Fischer

FTW!

17. Maria Kanellis

16. Emmanuelle Chriqui

Edited October 26, 2006 by Hot Topic is not Punk Rock.

[Guest The Bleeding Heart Show of Ringy]

NO RCOC.

USE THE HOT CHRIQUI PIC.

IT'S NOT PORN.

DO IT NOW.

DO IT OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU.

[ROC]

HOW ABOUT BOTH!?

[Tarheels.]

You should have used the E.W picture of Jenna Fischer, its hotness.

[Big Tuna]

Hurray for Jenna Fischer, Maria and Alyson Hannigan.