Casting for new He-Man Movie has begun

[Guest JT179]

I found this on Gerweck.net and about died laughing. Its from the Internet Movie Database:

Former WWE wrestler Steve Blackman aka "Cheese" is going to be playing Skeletor in the new "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" movie. That's right, the guy who only had one scant moment of expression in the WWE, when he found Val Venis's dildo in his weapon's bag, is going to be acting. Strange choice, but since Skeletor's face is an expressionless skull, I guess this could work. At least we know what kind of action to expect in the movie, martial arts. The even more surprising thing is that actor, writer, director and producer M. Night Shyamalan is also attached to the film, just not sure in what capacity.

[Benji]

I found this on Gerweck.net and about died laughing. Its from the Internet Movie Database:

Former WWE wrestler Steve Blackman aka "Cheese" is going to be playing Skeletor in the new "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" movie. That's right, the guy who only had one scant moment of expression in the WWE, when he found Val Venis's dildo in his weapon's bag, is going to be acting. Strange choice, but since Skeletor's face is an expressionless skull, I guess this could work. At least we know what kind of action to expect in the movie, martial arts. The even more surprising thing is that actor, writer, director and producer M. Night Shyamalan is also attached to the film, just not sure in what capacity.

I can't believe he was actually cast in that role. Still, its freaking hilarious :lmao:

He could be cast as He-Man for all it matters, He-Man isn't about emotions and deep seated troubles, it's all about the sword and kicking arse. Oh yes.

[Guest JT179]

You make a good point. Still, I can't help seeing the humor in it.

[Your Mom]

Maybe he is just doing stunts and they have a cool voice to go along with it?

[Number of the Breast]

Oh my God, Blackman as Skeletor? My life... is complete.

Now we need Edge as He-Man

[Toe]

He will probably be in a large costume, so it is likely that his part in the role will mainly be walking and moving his arms. I would hope they get someone else to provide the voice...

Or they could give the role to Brandon DiCamillo.

Skeletor vs. Beastman

[BleedMe]

Al Snow is also playing Duncan according to imdb.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/

[zero]

Maybe he is just doing stunts and they have a cool voice to go along with it?

Exactly. While David Prowse was the man under the mask, James Earl Jones gave life to Darth Vader, I'd expect something similar here. I hope the Snow part is legit, I always thought he'd be good in small movie roles.

[The Dork Knight]

Sweet, a HeadCheese reunion.

I wonder who Chester McCheeserton will play...

[Farmer Reil]

Orko, duhhh...

[cloudtheconfused]

I can just see it now.....

Heman vs Skeletor in real action movie, with

Mr Kennedy as HE MAN

Sarge Slaughter as Man at arms

Mickie James as Telia

Brian Lawler as Orko

and last but not least

Albert/A-Train as Beastman

Ecks Freakin Dee

This movie is gonna be absolutely a MUST see....I was hooked on HeMan as a young child, even moreso than Vince is hard for Khali.

[Number of the Breast]

MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.... HE-MAN!

HE-MAN!

[cloudtheconfused]

The would be absolute gold with Kennedy playing He Man...but it would be more like

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL I AM

MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.... HE-MAN!

HE MAN~!

[Mr Evil Guy]

Steve Blackman for the Academy Awards.

..this is going to be the best movie ever made.

[GhostMachine]

The ultimate Masters of the Universe movie:

He-Man - Mr. Kennedy

Skeletor - Vince McMahon

Beastman - Giant Bernard (wouldn't need a costume, just make up and body paint!)

Man At Arms - JBL

Stinkor - Randy Orton

Buzz Off - Shad Gaspard

Teela - Candice Michelle

Orko - Tom Cruise

[Avenged Probably]

Wow I used to love He Man, when it was an animated series.

Hopefully they'll go with the mask, and not makeup his face so it looks like a skull. Cos If I could tell it was Blackman, it'd so spoil it.

On the plus side, fighting should be good.

[Vilge Duin]

Is there a valid source that isn't IMDB?

Everything on there is use submitted and most often bullshit until a press release is issued.

After all Trish Stratus was supposed to be Sue Storm.

[Colly]

I demand Mek-a-neck! Erm... Peter Crouch?

[EndOfAnEra]

Christopher Showerman ... He-Man (attached)

The only thing he's recognizable from is the fireman stripper from the OC.

James Black ... Melaktha

?

Kristian Alfonso ... Queen Marlena

Days of Our Lives...this is B-Grade...

Jason Brooks ... Mer-Man

?

Sung Kang ... Sunderval

?

Isabelle Duhauvelle ... Kyra

?

[Johnny Latino Heat]

Just for this, I now have to watch the new He-Man movie.