It's Britney Bitch, Come In My Mouth

[Mr. X]

Britney Spears New Songs?

Have fun EWB. The Pop Princess is back and is as naughty as ever.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they're every bit as bad as you'd expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby"

Other sources are saying the lyrics are:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby"

[ACCBiggz]

I'd come in her mouth...

[zero]

I'd come in her mouth...

why not? everyone else has.

Edited September 4, 2007 by Zero

[Toe]

It's still better then the crappy movie she made.

[britneyspearsisgod]

I would probably get too excited and come in her eye by accident. Then she'd have to wear an eye patch.

Pirate Britney would be pretty hawt.

[Crybaby Bunting]

And somehow Britney's diehard fanbase will once again say that everything is completely misinterpreted and there is a reasonable expanation for anything Britney does

[britneyspearsisgod]

But... surely, there must be? She does no wrong :cry:

[SwantonEdge]

If you listen to the song, it clearly says "make him call me Mumma."

Still, lolz britney.

[Benji]

It's the same direction a lot of the old bubblegum pop artists have gone, only it doesn't sound horrendously overproduced, even though it probably is.

[TheRyno]

It's still better then the crappy movie she made.

[Steeb]

There was a story in one of the tabloids the other day about her getting up close with Criss Angel, and having a new engagement-looking ring.

lol, Britney.

[YI]

Christ these songs are awful.

Her voice sounds horrendously touched up as well.

"To see your foolishness and fuckery"...what a line. Fuckery, what a word. I'm so going to have to start using it.

Edited September 5, 2007 by YI

[zero]

It's the same direction a lot of the old bubblegum pop artists have gone, only it doesn't sound horrendously overproduced, even though it probably is.

You don't think that sounds horrendously overproduced? That's exactly what I thought when I heard it, no human being can make sounds like her voice in these songs.

And yeah, if you think she says "cum in my mouth," you're deaf.

[Benji]

I mean her voice sounds produced, but it's a purposeful production, it's not something that feels forced, if you get me.

[zero]

I gotcha. It certainly doesn't sound any different from the last nine years or so trying to cover up the fact that Britney Spears can't sing.

[britneyspearsisgod]

She has the voice of a decapitated angel, thank you

[Mr. X]

She has the voice of a decapitated angel, thank you

A decapitated angel with a cunt the size of heaven, mind you.

[Heel Turn]

Oops, Audio Wizard Pro 2007 Studio Edition did it again.

[Turbo Yannis]

Ooh, sassy. I don't know about you, but this Britney character sounds like she's got a lot of attitude. Man, I bet she also smokes and wears sunglasses indoors. She's so cool.