EWB Women MMMXXVI: Or whatever we're up to now

YI · January 31, 2008

Seriously. I love women. Like...too much. And not just in a 'pervy' way. Well, yeah, in a pervy way. But if there was one thing that made/makes me believe in the possibility of a good is how fucking hot women are, seriously. And this list didn't get finished last time it was tossed out...and after my 'awesome' work with the bands ( :shifty: )...I decided to pull this one off as well.

The rules are similar to those I used for the band list;

1. You have 10 votes for your fittest bird. There will be no nomination stage, your order will go towards the final list.

2. You MUST order your list from 1-10...with 1 being your favourite piece of fanny, 10 being your 10th favourite.

3. Alter Bridge votes are discarded, despite them owning vaginas.

4. Votes for porn chicks are discarded......if your top 10 list of attractive women in the WORLD (who are relatively famous)....involves people who take dick for a living, you're fucking screwed up. If you do vote them, the rest of your votes will be ignored. Even if the other 9 nominations are Mandy Moore.

5. All votes must be made in this thread.

6. SCORING! Is as follows;
1. 10-Points
........
10. 1-Point

The others, it's obvious. The number of points a fitty (or not a fitty, in the case of the munter from Buffy/American Pie) picks up will be multiplied by the number of people who voted for her, giving a true indication of how popular someone is on EWB.
eg. Rachel Stevens receives 4 votes, placing 1, 3, 10 and 10 on the lists. Therefore she'll have 10+8+1+1=20 points, which will then be multiplied by the 4, giving her 80 points.

7. DON'T nominate kids. Seriously. Fuck off. It's not funny. You're fucking creepy, and karma's going to cut your cock off.

8. If you edit your list, please make a new post please make a new post notifying me of the edit, as I'll more than likely tally up as I go along, so wont notice when there's an edit.

9. Pictures are awesome to perve and/or more often than not, mock.

Edited January 31, 2008 by YI

Benji · January 31, 2008

1. Emilie De Ravin

2. Mandy Moore

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3. Maggie Gyllenhaal

4. Natalie Portman

5. Bryce Dallas Howard

6. Shannyn Sossamon

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7. Allison Mack

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8. Kristen Bell

9. Jennifer Garner

10. Ellen Page

Edited February 1, 2008 by Benji

NobBe Nobbs · January 31, 2008

If you think I'm going to that sort of effort, you're fucking mental. If you also think my pictures are bad, you're equally mental.

1) Kristen Bell (fucking duh)

2) Maggie Gyllenhaal (I watched Secretary the other day, goddamn)

3) Zooey Deschanel (she's so cute)

4) Ellen Page (shut the fuck up)

5) Shirley Manson (Zero has convinced me, and he can post a picture)

6) Jenna Fischer (yes, higher than Portman, shut the fuck up again)

7) Bjork (she looks like my best friend's girlfriend. I want to fuck that bitch until her pelvis breaks)

8) Olivia Wilde (she's Cameron without Chase and with apparent bisexuality. What - repeat, what - is not to love?)

9) Jennifer Morrison (quote me from the last thread "She's only low because every time I think of her I have to associate her with Chase, and fuck him, the Australian muppet")

10) Tina Majorino (double shut the fuck up, I think she's adorable, ringy knows)

Honourable Mentions - Audrey Tautou, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Emilie de whatever

Edited February 6, 2008 by De

Benji · January 31, 2008

Knew I missed someone, Winona is swapped for Ellen Paige

NobBe Nobbs · January 31, 2008

And you pick...a below-par photo for her. Expend some effort for Shadowcat you lazy bastard!

Benji · January 31, 2008

She's hot there

NobBe Nobbs · January 31, 2008

Damn you and your irrefutable logic.

FireDoughnut · January 31, 2008

10. Holly Willoughby

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9. Monica Bellucci

8. Ellen Page

7. Sarah Lancaster ( :wub: Gift Shop Girl)

6. Rihanna

5. Sophia Bush

4. Megan Fox

3. Jessica Alba

2. Mandy Moore

1. Ana Ivanovic

NobBe Nobbs · January 31, 2008

NB: If tiarnatman puts Amy Lee on his list, I vote we ignore it under the "joke submission" rule.

YI · January 31, 2008

NB: If tiarnatman puts Amy Lee on his list, I vote we ignore it under the "joke submission" rule.

Edited January 31, 2008 by YI

January 31, 2008

1) Evangeline Lily

2) Amy Davidson

3) Amy Lee

4) Avril Lavigne

5) Jessica Alba

6) Beyonce Knowles

7) Maggie Grace

8) Emilie de Ravin

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9) Jennifer Lopez

10) Tina Barrett

Edited February 2, 2008 by tiarnantman

syck · January 31, 2008

1. Jessica Biel

2. Megan Fox

3. Missy Peregrym

4. Gina Carano

5. Rachel Specter

6. Sarah Lancaster

7. Rihanna

8. Sophia Bush

9. Kristen Bell

10. Evangeline Lilly

FireDoughnut · January 31, 2008

Boo to the people that don't include pictures...

BlackFlagg · January 31, 2008

1. Salma Hayek

2. Scarlett Johansson

3. Jessica Alba

4. Rachel Bilson

5. Emilie de Ravin

6. Summer Glau

7. Natalie Portman

8. Mandy Moore

9. Kristen Bell

10. Alyson Hannigan

IAceI · January 31, 2008

1. Avril Lavigne

http://beattrend.com/wp-content/uploads/20...ril-lavigne.jpg

2. Hayley Williams of Paramore

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/ooxmelissaxoo/11.jpg

3. Megan Fox of Hope & Faith and Transformers

http://poderresponsabilidad.files.wordpres...megan-fox-7.jpg

4. Charlotte Mears ex-fiancé of Jermain Defoe, on WAGS Boutique, now probably on suicide watch after being dumped for Danielle Lloyd

http://soccerlens.com/wp-content/uploads/2...lotte-mears.jpg

5. Ellen Page as Kitty Pryde from X-Men and I really don't give a fuck what else

http://www.ellenpage.net/x3kittypryde.jpg

6. Taylor Henderson of Operator Please (on the left) and she's legal in the UK so it's okay

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7. Sophia Bush of One Tree Hill and most of YI's posts the other week

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8. Kaley Cuoco of 8 Simple Rules

http://www.vidiot.com/Charmed/images/Charm...oco_2005-01.jpg

9. Rihanna

http://dyfuse.com/files/images/Rihanna.preview.jpg

10. Jenny Lewis' Breasts as seen on Jenny Lewis' chest

http://crazytalk.typepad.com/crazy_talk/im.../jennysings.jpg

Probably forgot some, but I'm relatively happy with that list so it'll do.

Cactus Drags · January 31, 2008

This list is so white, you racist fucks.

Testicle numba 2 · January 31, 2008

/forum/index.php?showtopic=58783&hl=women">http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index....83&hl=women

I like how we are starting a new list when the old one wasn't even finished...

YI · January 31, 2008

/forum/index.php?showtopic=58783&hl=women">http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index....83&hl=women

I like how we are starting a new list when the old one wasn't even finished...

Edited January 31, 2008 by YI

Benji · January 31, 2008

/forum/index.php?showtopic=58783&hl=women">http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index....83&hl=women

I like how we are starting a new list when the old one wasn't even finished...

Fuck off you fucking prick. Did you even read my first post...oh wait...no...or you did and are just thick as a pig shit and lard cocktail, and registered none of it.

Well if that isn't warn worthy I don't know what is. Take your own advice and play nice.

Blue Rosler · January 31, 2008

1. Zooey Deschanel

2. Kate Hudson

3. Alessandra Ambrosio

4. Bar Rafaeli

5. Keisha Buchanan

6. Alexa Chung

7. Phoebe from Hope (X-Factor), but she's 16

8. Rachel McAdams

9. Katherine Heigl

10.Vanessa Hudgens (nice bush)

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