What porn did you watch today?

[tristy]

Brazzers/Naughty America is obviously the best thing going today.

[OGpistolpete]

Brazzers/Naughty America is obviously the best thing going today.

[SeanDMan]

I picked up this movie, Go Fuck Myself 2, purely because I thought the title was badass. Some of the scenes are not bad either. If female masturbation is not your thing then avoid entirely since it's nothing but, and it has one of those guys in it, but fuck if it isn't really, really hot at times. Just do yourself a favor and don't watch it end to end. Get it in, get off, and avoid the last scene.

[tristy]

Brazzers/Naughty America is obviously the best thing going today.

Brazzers is the best thing. NA has been slacking.

[Nerf]

Carmella Bing is love.l

[Enter Blue Guy]

I hate porn where the guy looks like somebody I know. There are two guys out there who look EXACTLY like two of my friends. And there is one guy who looks exactly like Bas Rutten, the guy in my sig. I see him all over the place. It's creepy.

Edited January 29, 2008 by Enter Blue Guy

[TheRyno]

Yeah, I have to pick and choose some of my porn since Evan Stone looks like Triple H and he's in about every other porn ever made.

[Gary Jay]

Naomi in Phat Booty Cheersleaders.. haha

[Fanku Kaibutsu]

Naomi in Phat Booty Cheersleaders.. haha

[Gabriel]

So I have this thing for Mae Victoria now... total babe, milf, does some nasty shit... anyways, I checked out her website, and she's pretty much prostituting herself. Which leads to my question... how do they get around prostitution laws? They're being paid to have sex. Sometimes with someone who's also being paid for it... other times with someone who isn't, but it is video taped.

If you pay her way to your city, Ms Victoria does private showings. Which, I'm assuming means she'll fuck you or any other guy you happen to want her to fuck. Does it matter if you tape it?

If I get a hooker and videotape it, does that make it not against the law?

So many questions.

Either way, she's a babe.

[HeartlineTwist]

I picked up this movie, Go Fuck Myself 2, purely because I thought the title was badass. Some of the scenes are not bad either. If female masturbation is not your thing then avoid entirely since it's nothing but, and it has one of those guys in it, but fuck if it isn't really, really hot at times. Just do yourself a favor and don't watch it end to end. Get it in, get off, and avoid the last scene.

[Fanku Kaibutsu]

So I have this thing for Mae Victoria now... total babe, milf, does some nasty shit... anyways, I checked out her website, and she's pretty much prostituting herself. Which leads to my question... how do they get around prostitution laws? They're being paid to have sex. Sometimes with someone who's also being paid for it... other times with someone who isn't, but it is video taped.

If you pay her way to your city, Ms Victoria does private showings. Which, I'm assuming means she'll fuck you or any other guy you happen to want her to fuck. Does it matter if you tape it?

If I get a hooker and videotape it, does that make it not against the law?

So many questions.

Either way, she's a babe.

[Gabriel]

So I have this thing for Mae Victoria now... total babe, milf, does some nasty shit... anyways, I checked out her website, and she's pretty much prostituting herself. Which leads to my question... how do they get around prostitution laws? They're being paid to have sex. Sometimes with someone who's also being paid for it... other times with someone who isn't, but it is video taped.

If you pay her way to your city, Ms Victoria does private showings. Which, I'm assuming means she'll fuck you or any other guy you happen to want her to fuck. Does it matter if you tape it?

If I get a hooker and videotape it, does that make it not against the law?

So many questions.

Either way, she's a babe.

Because porn is a performance, not a service. They're not being paid for sex, they're being paid to be in work of entertainment that involves sex. If you taped your deeds with Ms Victoria and sold copies of the tape commercially then it wouldn't be prostitution. If you didn't, then it would be prostitution.

[Benji]

Apologies for it taking longer than I intended, I'm not doing this all in one go so bear with me as it gets restored to its former glory, and apologies for the needless merging of this particular thread in the first place

[Vendetta]

So..I've come across a ton of Tila Tequlia pictures....

[GhostMachine]

So..I've come across a ton of Tila Tequlia pictures....

[TheRyno]

Yeah, unless she came across a ton of hamburgers, human growth hormone and Valtrex, I don't give a damn.

[Benji]

If Jessica Rabbit became human she'd dye her hair and call herself Gianna Michaels, seriously, the women knows how to moan, how to move and how to use the camera to her advantage, she is pure sex on film, which is a large coincidence considering her industry

[EddieRuckus]

Ya know, I have to kinda agree about that, didn't even realize the similarity. And yes, she is pure sex and awesomeness, for me anyway.

[Gabriel]

So I'm not sure if anyone else has seen this yet, but it's out now, and I thought I'd give my two cents.

If you're into bondage at all, this is a good one. It doesn't go too far into the "What the Fuck" territory, so it shouldn't make you uncomfortable.

Shelly looks tremendous. People who complained about her "big nips" before, can rest easy, as the enlargening of her breasts has evened that out. She is easily the sexiest woman alive... on my list, anyways.

Jewel herself doesn't look bad. She's looked a lot worse in recent years, but she doesn't look bad here by any means. She's past her prime, but she's still easy on the eyes. Her name value should help get Shelly's out there, which in turn hopefully, will get Shelly doing more in the pornography business.

If hardcore is your thing, you won't find it here... you'll find two women doing some soft bondage and burlesque type stuff. Shelly probably won't get involved in hardcore, which is too bad, but if you're looking for that, pornstar Anna Nova bears a striking resemblance to Shelly Martinez at times.

So to reiterate, for Shelly Martinez, soft bondage and other fetish type stuff... this is video gets Four Faps out of a Possible Five.

Fap away, brethren.