What porn did you watch today?

[Nerf]

With The Entertainment District Renovations Act of now, me and Sean have concurred to make a porno reveiw thread. Pornography is a criminally underrated past time for many of our EWBers. Why should we be confined to the like thread where Cloudy complains about big breasts and Beatnik faps to feet? Watch and go nuts, literally!

[ClaRK! Kent]

Oy vey, this is gonna get closed fast.

[Guest John Wayne Ringy]

I was watching some rape porn earlier. I dunno what the fuck it was called 'cause I don't speak Russian, but it ended with the raped chick getting decapitated and the cum she'd just swallowed spewing from her neck.

'Twas nice.

[Gabriel]

I was checking out some Lannie Barbie stuff earlier.

I could fap to that all day.

Fap Fap.

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

We've got a pool!

[SeanDMan]

If you haven't had the chance to see it, you should definitely check out Pirates. I watched it last night and this morning, and it was really good. Jesse Jane is fantastic, as are most of the other women in the film. The comedy is actually pretty fucking funny and the movie isn't afraid to make fun of itself. The story stuff isn't awful, and overall, it's a great watch. Two thumbs otherwise engaged.

[ROC]

If you haven't had the chance to see it, you should definitely check out Pirates. I watched it last night and this morning, and it was really good. Jesse Jane is fantastic, as are most of the other women in the film. The comedy is actually pretty fucking funny and the movie isn't afraid to make fun of itself. The story stuff isn't awful, and overall, it's a great watch. Two thumbs otherwise engaged.

[DMN in the House]

Lannie Barbie = hotness.

[Gabriel]

Lannie Barbie = hotness.

[Nerf]

Brandy Taylor > *

[Vendetta]

Tonight I have on tap, Carmen Inked (Carmen Luvana) and some Mandingo Black (Love the black girls)

I watched Pirates and I must say that I think Jesse Jayne is fucking hot and that Evan Stone isn't really that bad of an actor.

[Clawson]

Pirates is fucking brilliance. The beginning of Jesse Jane's first scene had me rolling around laughing.

[Vendetta]

Yeah know, EWB has the top 100 hottest women, I think we need the top 50 hottest pornstars

[tristy]

I'm bored. Here are my favorite porn actresses in order.

Eve Laurence

Tory Lane

Lanny Barbie

Angelica Sin

Isabella Soprano

Emma Starr

Riley Mason

Brandy Taylor

Vicky Vette

Allie Sin

I clearly watch too much porn. Allie Sin is smoking hot, but she shows no interest in fucking. Same with Riley Mason, except she shows interest, it's just her blowjobs are weird looking. Tory Lane is a filthy slut, and Eve Laurence is clearly the dumbest of all of them.

[Vendetta]

Devon

Jenna Haze

Carmen Luvana

Roxy Jezell

Lanny Barbie

Layla Jade

Mercedes Ashley

Stormy Daniels

Briana Banks

Tyra Banxxx

[Tarheels.]

Aurora Snow

[Vendetta]

She looked good until she dyed her hair blonde, which made her nose look huge.

[TheRyno]

I'm bored. Here are my favorite porn actresses in order.

Eve Laurence

Tory Lane

Lanny Barbie

Angelica Sin

Isabella Soprano

Emma Starr

Riley Mason

Brandy Taylor

Vicky Vette

Allie Sin

I clearly watch too much porn. Allie Sin is smoking hot, but she shows no interest in fucking. Same with Riley Mason, except she shows interest, it's just her blowjobs are weird looking. Tory Lane is a filthy slut, and Eve Laurence is clearly the dumbest of all of them.

[Tarheels.]

She looked good until she dyed her hair blonde, which made her nose look huge.

[tristy]

I'm bored. Here are my favorite porn actresses in order.

Eve Laurence

Tory Lane

Lanny Barbie

Angelica Sin

Isabella Soprano

Emma Starr

Riley Mason

Brandy Taylor

Vicky Vette

Allie Sin

I clearly watch too much porn. Allie Sin is smoking hot, but she shows no interest in fucking. Same with Riley Mason, except she shows interest, it's just her blowjobs are weird looking. Tory Lane is a filthy slut, and Eve Laurence is clearly the dumbest of all of them.

Holy crap, I'd say about half that list are my faves too. Lemme see if I can do this off the top of my head.