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Oh, and the best porn is usually on BangBros. I had a hacked password there for like, a year, then it died :( It has seriously diminished my porn watching <_< My First Sex Teacher and My Friends Hot Mom are cool too.

Bangbros is good if you fap with assistance and enjoy 3 minuts of actual porn action and 20 minutes of girls jumping up and down.

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GGG is pimp. When I first found the joys of downloading porn, I remember this one video where this girl who's getting stuffed pretty much forces another to give a guy a blowjob... so he cums in her mouth, and the girl gets up and spits it on the other one's face really violently.

I've been hooked ever since.

Hahahahahaha.

That is the same video that turned me on to the fun of GGG. I'll never forget the sound the girl was making when the other girl was grabbing her hair and sort of forcing the oral sex.

The one problem with GGG is that it's German, and thus you never know what the fuck is going to happen. It's the reason I never invited a German guy into my house; I don't know if he really just wants to have a few beers and watch football, or if that's code for him wanting to fuck me up the ass while I have a ball gag in my mouth and two of his friends piss on me. Seriously, GGG can be going smoothly and then all of a sudden everyone's swimming. It's jarring. Anyway, Germans are like vampires; never invite one into your house, otherwise it's your fault.

In terms of fetishes; hooker boots. Love a chick in hooker boots.

In terms pf particular scenes in Pirates: I dunno, I didn't buy it. I don't have the credits.

Favourite porn star? Probably Stephanie Swift. She seems like the kind of girl who you could bring to your house to tutor you in chemistry, and the whole time she'd be glancing at a poster of Fergie on the wall and rubbing one out.

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I see no Aria Giovanni love.

Aria Giovanni is the only woman I can think of in porn who I'd describe as 'beautiful'. The fact she doesn't do hardcore probably adds to the fact. Once you've seen a girl fuck, there's just something about her that isn't as attractive anymore......especially if you're the one fucking her. :shifty:

Odd.

"God, you fucking whore. You'll fuck anyone, won't you? Do you have no fucking standards? Do you have no self-respect? This is who you'll stoop to? You filthy, nasty, tasteless slut. I am really disappointed in you."

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I see no Aria Giovanni love.

Aria Giovanni is the only woman I can think of in porn who I'd describe as 'beautiful'. The fact she doesn't do hardcore probably adds to the fact. Once you've seen a girl fuck, there's just something about her that isn't as attractive anymore......especially if you're the one fucking her. :shifty:

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It's not so much that you want her less, just that you don't want her as much anymore.

If that makes sense.

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Okay, Mr. Semantics, you're right, I was wrong to ever doubt you.

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Once you've fucked a girl, you want her less? Maybe for the immediate 20 minutes following, sure... maybe I'm just insatiable.

Anyway, favourite actress/porn star? Either Julia Bond or Lily Thai. And, frankly, any of the girls from Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver are up there, because yes I have a fetish... sort of. They're just pretty.

I've had a surprisingly porn-free evening, although I do have a heap of randomly-downloaded stuff that I just got off P2P before going out the other day, because I'm rebuilding a collection that was forcibly curbed by my last girlfriend. A Money Talks vid, some Heather Brooke shorts, and a My Daughter's Fucking a Nigga, because that shit's just hilarious.

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Bangbros has this innate talent of taking women who are/could be quite attractive and displaying them in a way that really makes them quite the opposite. They just band themselves around all the free clip websites to compensate, since the users of which have the lowest standards of all.

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I see no Aria Giovanni love.

Aria Giovanni is the only woman I can think of in porn who I'd describe as 'beautiful'. The fact she doesn't do hardcore probably adds to the fact. Once you've seen a girl fuck, there's just something about her that isn't as attractive anymore......especially if you're the one fucking her. :shifty:

Odd.

"God, you fucking whore. You'll fuck anyone, won't you? Do you have no fucking standards? Do you have no self-respect? This is who you'll stoop to? You filthy, nasty, tasteless slut. I am really disappointed in you."

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I love how RK has returned to seriously discuss porn, after his opening post of CLOSED :@

Brandy Taylor remains my favourite. Although, I fell in love with Gianna Michaels (despite her looking like a horse) during her threesome with Brandy. I'm just a sucker for enthusiastic, big titted whores. But they have to be the special kind of enthusiastic, big titted whores. There's also this chinese-looking girl who was in Double Decker Sandwich. I would love to have been that bloke. There was also a girl on some video ages ago that wore a blue swimsuit. I'd let her blow me - she looked as though she gave greaaaat head.

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