THE RESULTS: EWB Women

[Guest tiarnantman]

Only one Aussie on the list makes sense, but Isla Fisher? There are so many more gorgeous girls here!

[Skummy]

So, apparently Zooey Deschanel has an album coming out with M. Ward. That's the sexiest news I've read on the cover of a music magazine I didn't bother buying all day.

[Gazz]

So, apparently Zooey Deschanel has an album coming out with M. Ward. That's the sexiest news I've read on the cover of a music magazine I didn't bother buying all day.

Then you must have missed the Kerrang! interview with Chad Kroeger

[Hugar Twriker Eats Spam]

CM Punk getting kissed by Maria and Mickie James, apparently backstage at an OVW show.

[YI]

CM Punk getting kissed by Maria and Mickie James, apparently backstage at an OVW show.

I knew there was a reason why I never liked Punk. Fucking bastard.

Edited February 22, 2008 by YI

[NobBe Nobbs]

So, apparently Zooey Deschanel has an album coming out with M. Ward. That's the sexiest news I've read on the cover of a music magazine I didn't bother buying all day.

[YI]

Fuck you EWB...I had to sign up for a sodding Emilie De Ravin fansite...as there appeared to only be one in the existence of the internet, and you had to sign-up to see the gallery...fuck you all.

10. JENNA FISCHER

UNITED STATES

AGE: 33

VOTE COUNT: 294pts (9-7-6-6-5-5-4)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, most notably in the American version of "The Office", and comedy film "Blades of Glory".

PERSONAL VERDICT: Eugh. LOOK AT HER!?! SERIOUSLY!! LOOK AT HER!! Now tell me how this mousey faced trollop made the top 50, let alone the top 10...naughty EWB, naughty. I'd shag.

9. RIHANNA

BARBADOS

AGE: 20

VOTE COUNT: 328pts (9-8-7-5-5-4-2-1)

FAMOUS FOR: ...Umbrella...ella...ella...eh...eh...eh.

PERSONAL VERDICT: "She's the king of the (tree) swingers, the jungle VIP". FIIIT!!! I'd shag.

8. MEGAN FOX

UNITED STATES

AGE: 21

VOTE COUNT: 343pts (10-9-9-8-7-5-1)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress in a nerdy movie ("Transformers") which I still haven't seen yet, and sitcom "Hope & Faith", which I have surprisingly seen.

PERSONAL VERDICT: FIIIT!!! Although sometimes her teeth look like they're trying to escape her face, she does still ooze sex appeal. Also, she has the greatest named fansites ever...megansafox.com...how the fuck can you argue with that? I'd shag.

7. KRISTEN BELL

UNITED STATES

AGE: 27

VOTE COUNT: 352pts (10-10-7-7-3-3-2-2)

FAMOUS FOR: Long before Megan Fox tried to conquer the 'nerd' market, there was this feisty little sex-kitten (God damn, I love that expression) who did and still does rule supreme over it, as Veronica Mars, teenage private eye, and more recently as the electro-charged Elle on "Heroes".

PERSONAL VERDICT: FIIIT!!! Absolutely gorgeous. She looks the kinky type too. I'd shag.

6. EMILIE DE RAVIN

AUSTRALIA

AGE: 26

VOTE COUNT: 364pts (10-10-10-7-6-6-3)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, the preggaz one from "Lost".

PERSONAL VERDICT: When "Lost" started...I was like..."The preggaz one is fittest", and people were like "NOOO!", "She-Boone" (whatever his sisters name was) or "Kate"...but now you come around. She's horifically high though, but I'm happy she beat the other one. She'd potentially make my 50, but it would be only just if she did. She's not like "HOT!", she's just very pretty. I'd shag.

Edited February 25, 2008 by YI

[Dynamite]

Jenna Fischer in top 10? (N) I wouldn't mind her somewhere towards the bottom end of the 50 but 10 is seriously too high considering some of the girls who didnt even make it.

Decent five. One of my list was in here (Fox) and Rhianna and Kirsten Bell could easily have made it. Not sure about Emilie being so high, i can understand how she could get into the 50 but 6th might just be too high.

[Chris the Human]

Wow, Emilie de Raven scored high too. Didn't expect that. She's one of those celebrities from Australia I'm surprised we haven't started calling 'our Emilie'. We do it with anyone remotely successful. Her Australian accent irritates me, but I'd wreck that if given half the chance.

[NobBe Nobbs]

EMILIE

KRISTEN

Best five yet.

[James Casey]

JENNA

What? I'll grant you that she wouldn't make my top ten (or fifty) but she's fit, not plastic, and there's something about the older woman... She also reminds me of Daisy Donovan in that second pic, and that's not a bad thing ^_^

Rihanna, though? I'd ask who she shagged to get on the list, but...

[IAceI]

Think your cock is on the fritz...

[YI]

5. ELLEN PAGE

CANADA

AGE: 21

NO PICTURES - NO CONFIRMATION THE MODEL IN THE PICTURES IS OVER 18

VOTE COUNT: 396pts (10-7-7-6-6-3-3-1-1)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, in films "Hard Candy", "X-Men" and most recently the 'hip' smash "Juno"

PERSONAL VERDICT: She looks about 8 year old...I mean..COME ON! I mean, if I had a car which I could use to attract them, I'd maybe shoot for some year 10's, but, you know...oldish looking ones. It'd be a dilemma, but thankfully one I don't have to face. Fuck you all. On the brightside you're taking your paedophillic tendencies out on a 21 year old.

4. ELISHA CUTHBERT

CANADA

AGE: 25

VOTE COUNT: 413pts (10-10-9-9-9-8-4)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, Jack Bauer's disaster attractiving daughter Kim, in "24". In the movie "The Girl Next Door" and a brief cameo in the amazing "Old School"...as well as some shit I haven't seen.

PERSONAL VERDICT: DAMN! FIT! FIT! FIT! SO FUCKING SEXY!! I'd shag.

3. SCARLETT JOHANSSON

UNITED STATES

AGE: 23

VOTE COUNT: 424pts (10-9-9-8-6-5-3-3)

FAMOUS FOR: Being a small rodent that evades owls, only lives 4 months or so......thank you Ace.

PERSONAL VERDICT: She's attractive, but I just don't really get it. She's got an 'old school' Hollywood starlet like feel to her. But for me personally, it's more she's seen as stunning because everyone is 'told' she's stunning. If you take away the 'aura' around her, you do get a good looking, but a bit bland, woman...with a slightly weird nose which makes her look like a vole. I'd shag.

2. JESSICA ALBA

UNITED STATES

AGE: 26

VOTE COUNT: 720pts (10-10-8-8-8-8-6-6-4-4)

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, in TV series "Dark Angel", and movies "The Fantastic Four", Sin City" and cinematic masterpiece "Into The Blue".

PERSONAL VERDICT: Banging! Absolutely banging! I'd shag.

1. MANDY MOORE

UNITED STATES

AGE: 23

VOTE COUNT: 836pts (10-9-9-9-8-8-7-7-5-3-1)

FAMOUS FOR: Singer come actress. Her last album "Wild Hope" was shockingly great.

PERSONAL VERDICT: If I had a list of things to do before I died, firstly I'd be a dickhead, secondly, she wouldn't be on it. I mean, there's 'aiming high' and there's 'setting yourself up for dissapointment'...who am I kidding, she'd be the only thing on it. I FUCKING LOVE HER!!! I'd shag.

There we go...scientific proof...Mandy Moore...better than The Beatles.

Edited February 26, 2008 by YI

[Gazz]

So, what have we learn't from this thread?

Never underestimate YI's powers of persuasion and if it's got a backbone, he'll do it!

[YI]

So, what have we learn't from this thread?

Never underestimate YI's powers of persuasion and if it's got a backbone, he'll do it!

[NobBe Nobbs]

You wouldn't fuck Ellen Page? GAY.

[y2jerichoholic]

Numbers 1 through 4 are great. Never saw anything great with Ellen Page, But I'm in love with Mandy Moore!

[ROC]

Hey YI, I deMandy Moore! >_>

[Vendetta]

God its been fun watching Moore grow up.

[Draevyn]

Maybe I'm the only one but I don't find neither Mandy Moore or Jessica Alba that hot, except for Sin City. Alba in that movie was smoking but other than that, not really.