Eurovision...The Long, Two Month Wait for AWESOMENESS Starts Here...

[The Quasi Juice]

Cliff Richards, where art thou.

[Herr Matzat]

I want germany to come in last place SO bad

[Gazz]

Why is everybody talking French dammit.

Because only us and them have nukes.

We're the biggest boys in the playground.

Actually, forgot Russia have shitloads more bombs than us. None of them work, but they've still got them.

[Dan]

Russia will get some off these weirdos.

[The Quasi Juice]

Daughter of Azerbaijan's president

[Gazz]

Aaaaannnnndddd

We're last!

[Kwanzabot]

Russia have won. Shit?

[Dan]

Russia's going to win

[therockbox]

Haha, this Swedish guy is retarded.

[Gazz]

lol, Sweden

[Dan]

Bwahaha.

[Summers]

Yeah, cause the Swedish voting wasn't obviously rigged.

[The Quasi Juice]

Yeah White Russia votes for Russia, it's a done deal.

[Dan]

Ugh.

Greece

[Summers]

Russia was shit, ugh.

[Guest chatterbox]

This is bullshit. If you were to rank these on quality it would be a two horse race between Greece and Israel, and UK would be somewhere in the top ten easily. Russia would be mid-table at best. I mean, no fucking way that were France, Spain or Germany better than the UK, and how the fuck have Turkey and Georgia got points at all?

[therockbox]

We should boycott this next year.

[Gazz]

Russia win.

54 ahead with 48pts to go.

Come here Greece and Ukraine, I'll comfort you.

Simutaneously

[Dan]

EARTHQUAKE IN MONTENGRO

[Kwanzabot]

Greece seriously deserved to win. Is there anyway they could potentially do some sort of 'anti-Eastern block' rule?

It's not fair

Edited May 24, 2008 by Kwanzabot