Official EWB Fantasy Football League

[NobBe Nobbs]

Oh fuck you damshow. Team Fuck You Damshow take the Dallas Cowboys' DST

[DMN in the House]

Tony Gonzalez, TE, Kansas City Chiefs

[jonnycomelately]

Jerricho Cotchery, WR New York Jets

[Maxx]

Seatlle Seahawks Defense

[Cactus Drags]

New England Stinkin' Patriots Defense

[LL!]

You should like their DEF.

Edited August 15, 2008 by Crazy HuLLk Hogan

[Big Tuna]

Dallas Clark, TE, Indianapolis Colts

[Clawson]

Greg Jennings, WR Green Bay Packers

New York Giants DEF

[LL!]

Alright guys, we're 2 weeks away from the start of the regular season. If the draft keeps going at this sluggish pace we might not be able to get everything in time so we're gonna need people to start sending in lists to Maxx and/or myself so that if you happen to be offline we can pick for you and move the draft along a lot faster. So, please guys I'm gonna need you guys to formulate those lists so we can start this league off on the right foot.

Thanks.

[Maxx]

After tuesday direct most of it to LL, I'll be busy pretty much 12-14 hours a day for a week and a half or so

[gunnar hendershow]

Alright, I'm working on my list. I'm basically doing it like draft pre-rankings, but going by position. For instance, I'd want the first available DEF taken or first available K with each pick. Is this how everyone else is doing it?

[Clawson]

How many more positions do we have to pick anyways?

[Maxx]

We go a ridiculous 15 rounds, then fill the final 3 bench spots in free agency

[Clawson]

How many rounds we at?

[Maxx]

I believe we have just started round 8, so we're moving along pretty well

[Maxx]

Sorry Morti, but I gotta auto assign.

Based on your needs....

Big Tuna selects Chicago Bears Defense

[Cactus Drags]

Chris Chambers, WR, San Diego....SUPER CHARGERS!

[Maxx]

Maxx selects Brett Favre, QB, Green Bay Pack...Whats that you say? He changed teams? You'd think you'd hear more about something like that...

Brett Favre, QB, New York Jets

Jonny selects Green Bay Defense

[Maxx]

PLAYERS TAKEN

RUNNING BACKS

LaDanian Tomlinson, San Diego

Brian Westbrook, Philadelphia

Adrian Peterson, Minnesota

Joseph Addai, Indianapolis

Frank Gore, San Francisco

Marion Barber, Dallas

Steven Jackson, St. Louis

Clinton Portis, Washington

Marshawn Lynch, Buffalo

Willis McGahee, Baltimore

Maurice Jones Drew, Jacksonville

Larry Johnson, Kansas City

Rudi Johnson, Cincinatti

Ryan Grant, Green Bay

Ronnie Brown, Miami

Brandon Jacobs, New York Giants

Jonathan Stewart, Carolina

Michael Turner, Atlanta

Reggie Bush, New Orleans

Earnest Graham, Tampa Bay

Jamal Lewis, Cleveland

Lendale White, Tennessee

Darren McFadden, Oakland

Willie Parker, Pittsburgh

Duece McAllister, New Orleans

Matt Forte, Chicago

Julius Jones, Seattle

QUARTERBACKS

"Gay Icon" Tom Brady, New England

Peyton Manning, Indianapolis

Tony Romo, Dallas

Drew Brees, New Orleans

Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh

Carson Palmer, Cincinatti

Derek Anderson, Cleveland

Jake Delhomme, Carolina

Matt Hasselbeck, Seattle

David Garrard, Jacksonville

Brett Favre, New York Jets

Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay

Phillip Rivers, San Diego

WIDE RECIEVERS

Randy Moss, New England

Terrell Owens, Dallas

Reggie Wayne, Indianapolis

Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona

Braylon Edwards, Cleveland

Andre Johnson, Houston

Steve Smith, Carolina

Plaxico Burress, New York Giants

TJ Houshmanzadeh, Cincinatti

Marvin Harrison, Indiapolis

Chad Johnson, Cincinatti

Marques Colston, New Orleans

Roy Williams, Detroit

Calvin Johnson, Detroit

Santonio Holmes, Pittsburgh

Torry Holt, St. Louis

Wes Welker, New England

Anquan Boldin, Arizona

Roddy White, Atlanta

Hines Ward, Pittsburgh

Joey Galloway, Tampa Bay

Bobby Engram, Seattle

Bernard Berrian, Minnesota

Jerricho Cotcher, New York Jets

Greg Jennings, Green Bay

Chris Chambers, San Diego

Kevin Curtis, Philadelphia

Anthony Gonzalez, Indianapolis

Donte Stallworth, Cleveland

TIGHT ENDS

Kellen Winslow, Jr, Cleveland

Antonio Gates, San Diego

Jason Witten, Dallas

Tony Gonzalez, Kansas City

Dallas Clark, Indianapolis

Chris Cooley, Washington

Owen Daniels, Houston

DEFENSES

Pittsburgh

Minnesota

San Diego

Dallas

Seattle

New England

New York Giants

Chicago

Green Bay

KICKERS

Edited August 19, 2008 by Maxx

[NobBe Nobbs]

FAHK YOU YA FAHKING DAHKEE

TAWWMY BRADY'S NICKNAME IS FAHKING DREAMBOAT YA CAWKSACKER

(more comedy racism, seriously you guys should visit ksk more often)