X-BAWKS Megathread

[The EWRiddler]

Thanksgiving day's passed, and for some, you're quite full. You're growing quite tired, you can feel the Sandman's pull.

But not so fast, EWBats, you've a riddle you must answer.At least, if you plan to cure the X-BAWKS Megathread of its cancer.

Did you think I'd go quietly, when last I was defeated? Did you think I'd just give up, that my desire would be depleted?

What a foolish thing to think, EWBats, but at least now I'll prove you wrong. My riddle for tonight shall make you think hard twice as long!

Just remember one thing, EWBats, these riddles aren't just random. They piece together nicely; why, they really work in-tandem.

So now I ask you, EWBats, to riddle me this and riddle me that: will your answers to my third riddle inevitably fall flat? Let's find out:

Most people seem to curse my name, even though I'm not alive.

And when I come upon them, most people want to hide.

I'm the first of many like me; or second, according to some.

I travel in a pack of seven, you can trust we'll always come.

I'm immortal, innevitable, unavoidable, and unstoppable.

And to try and avoid me would be sadly quite impossible.

You know me quite well, why, you even know my name. So who am I, EWBats? Have you beaten my little game?

Once again, EWBers, each poster has one guess. Try not to waste your answers, if you expect to pass my test.

The X-BAWKS Megathread is mine now, until my riddle's mastered. For now though, in its place, my riddle thread will be plastered.

Who among you will answer this time, will it be one of the same? Or will yet another new face step up to win my game?

Only time will tell, of this do I well know. Until then, however, I fear that I must go.

So long, EWBats, good luck and good guessing; oh, and trust me that in time, these riddles may be your blessing!

[King Ellis]

Clearly this shows that XBox is superior, the great and wise ? takes our thread and not the PS3 thread.

Erm, Monday?

Edited November 28, 2008 by Fat Sow-sa

[LL!]

It's Monday, good thing I told you about it.

[King Ellis]

Fuck you LL, you stole it from me. :@

[The EWRiddler]

It's Monday, good thing I told you about it.

A winner is you, and it stabs me through the heart! To think that my riddle was beaten, right from the start!

Have you grown wise to my games? Have I become so well expected? Have my secrets truly gone so greatly unprotected?

Congratulations are in order, so for you I'll tip my hat... but will you solve my riddle next time? Hmph! We'll see about that.

[Plubby]

As soon as I saw this I knew it was monday...I clicked to reply and the site went down

[Zaz]

It's clairely pointing to some date where something will happen. The last one was 12 or December or something, yeah?

Maybe it'll be the day the board stops going down for extended periods?

[King Ellis]

It's Monday, good thing I told you about it.

A winner is you, and it stabs me through the heart! To think that my riddle was beaten, right from the start!

Have you grown wise to my games? Have I become so well expected? Have my secrets truly gone so greatly unprotected?

Congratulations are in order, so for you I'll tip my hat... but will you solve my riddle next time? Hmph! We'll see about that.

I WAS THE WINNER, DAMNIT!

[apsham]

1st: December

2nd: Number 1

3rd: Monday

[The EWRiddler]

Alas, EWB, you have foiled my plans.

I wished to restore your thread, and be the better man!

Instead, the site vanished, and I could not fix things at all.

But now I've returned to get things back on the ball.

Your thread is restored, I hope you enjoy it.

But trust that next time you'll lose against my wit!

Edited November 28, 2008 by ?