Funny Chants

[The Future]

New England New England

Not as good as the old England

but at least we dont have Heskey up front

Coz he never scores

AT ALL

By the New England Revolution of the MLS.

[The Kraig]

This one's quite funny and is one of the few non-sectarian Rangers chants: The Bouncy.

And the classic: We Can See You Sneaking Out.

And the old Celtic number: Charlie Adam's Sister's Pants.

And while browsing randomly, an old classic performed by Hearts fans! Yes! Police Get Tae Fuck.

Edited January 16, 2009 by The Kraig

[IAceI]

At the Ryder Cup apparently the European fans were just chanting "Where's your Tiger gone? Where's your Tiger gone?" Which I think was quite good, apparently the Americans seemed quite confused to it - but as most of their chants are just "de-fense" or "lets go ___ lets go" I'm not surprised.

But I do agree some of the chants are massively shit, the Sol Campbell one especially.

And our adopted chant from Manchester City;

"Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,

They go up from his arse to his chest.

They are better than Adam and The Ants,

Nial Quinn's disco pants.

Our defenders are so tight,

the keeper just gets bored,

One Melville pass contains more class

than all the House of Lords.

With Micky it's a travesty

that he's not England's number three,

See the size of Butler's thighs,

he's running on pie energy.

Solid granite three feet thick

is softer than Chris Makin.

Survive him and we've sorenson

to save our Danish bacon

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,

They go up from his arse to his chest.

They are better than Adam and The Ants,

Nial Quinn's disco pants.

It's hard to beat a football team

that plays with a magician,

And Allan Johnston's cast his magic

spell on this division

Lee Clark is a Mackem,

talking with his feet,

We look through Alex Raebans,

so we're just too cool to beat.

It's plain to see that Summerbee

could outwit Aristotle,

And all the Samsons you could drink

won't fill up Bally's bottle.

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,

They go up from his arse to his chest.

They are better than Adam and The Ants,

Nial Quinn's disco pants.

Micky Bridges, cool as fringes,

dances round defences,

Mellow D. brings ecstasy

and Phillips scores us senseless.

Peter Reid has cheered up,

coz he knows just what it means.

For Sunderland supporter

to be "top of the league"

His masterstrike, an Irish bloke,

who came up for the crack,

With footwear nicked from Fred Astaire,

and James Brown's disco slacks.

Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,

They go up from his arse to his chest.

They are better than Adam and The Ants,

Nial Quinn's disco pants."

[METALMAN]

Allan Johnston plays for us now.

We don't have a chant for him.

[Clawson]

The wheels on the bus go round and round,

round and round,

round and round,

The wheels on the bus go round and round,

round and round,

round and round,

LANDON'S A CUNT

TFC supporters towards Landon Donovan.