Welcome to Candor Falls: A Perfectly Normal Mafia Sign-Up Thread

[Matt]

Sousinha must've bitched him out.

[Sousa]

Nah, just didn't realize what time it was.

[Matt]

Sure....

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(Yes that's what comes up when I searched Sousa)

[Sousa]

I've always been under a strange dismembered thumb. And yes, that's famed march composer John Philip Sousa. It's almost as if I named myself after him.

Everyone should have a role PM now. The thread will be up shortly, and you can learn a bit more so you can stop wondering "how does the voting work?" and "wtf STANDING!? wasn't this game already weird enough?"

In answer to your last question, no.

This game is perfectly... perfectly normal.

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

I hear perfectly normal beasts make for good sandwiches...

[Sousa]

Thread is up.

Is this just a strange experiment in Mafia storytelling or a pretense to make Gregory Peck my in-game avatar? A curious nation wants to know.