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[K]

Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

[ADG]

I don't know anyone who actually sits on a bucket.

Or to give it the direct Scots translation: Haw man, ah dinnae ken any cunt what sits oan a fuckin' bucket man.

[METALMAN]

I seem to remember being inspired by Oor Wullie and sitting on a bucket once. It was incredibly uncomfortable.

Ken this wan time ah sat oan a bucket like Oor Wullie and it pure hurt like fuck man. Am awa tae drink sum buckie noo.

[ADG]

Buckie's fucking rank man, how you kin drink 'hat pish ah'll never ken ya prick. Last time ah fuckin' drank tha buckie ah wiz like fifteen, heavy cough syrup taste tae it.

[Kaney]

Sitting oan a bucket is fur fannies man, its stonnin or nuttin.

[ADG]

Whit tha fuck man? A double fuckin' post but wi' a Kaney wan ina'tween? Mega mento!

Edited July 16, 2009 by ADGray

[METALMAN]

buckie's fuckin amazin man. and when ye've feenished it ye can smash the bottle aff a wa' and use it as a chib to pure rattle some cunt doon govan street.

[Kaney]

Awie chase yersel ya mad dobber, buckie tastes like somedae pished in it.

[K]

Lorenzo pal, ye've created somethin brill. Dinnae leaveus.

[METALMAN]

i took this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOba29ToH7s

Here's me again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZo3e1pTSU...&playnext=1

[Lorenzo Amoruso]

I'm loving this. Longest scottish conversations where theres nae been a fight.

[Kaney]

[METALMAN]

dunno aboot that pal. if any cunt takes the piss oota buckie again am gonnae knock fuck oot em. ye rajy wee cunt ye

SYT 4 EVA

Edited July 16, 2009 by Cnut the Great

[Kaney]

[Lorenzo Amoruso]

[METALMAN]

I heard about Peep-peeps, and went out of my way to suss it out: I walked in, and it all went silent, like the wild west....I asked to see the 'hardest man in Aberdeen', and this pissed loser piped up: 'I'm the Man!': needless to say, I kicked the shit out of him, and blood was spurting all over the bar. The locals shut the fuck up-----they were outclassed , and they knew it. I returned only once, and had a brilliant 6-hour session----free of charge on the house.; great memories.

[Lorenzo Amoruso]

I heard about Peep-peeps, and went out of my way to suss it out: I walked in, and it all went silent, like the wild west....I asked to see the 'hardest man in Aberdeen', and this pissed loser piped up: 'I'm the Man!': needless to say, I kicked the shit out of him, and blood was spurting all over the bar. The locals shut the fuck up-----they were outclassed , and they knew it. I returned only once, and had a brilliant 6-hour session----free of charge on the house.; great memories.

haha, i think Peep Peeps is shutting down soon (if it hasn't already). I've only been there once and it was pure gash. Just the owner thinking he was some comedy king cause of the show.

Still, that clip is comedy gold.

[Emperor Fuckshit]

the publican has developed a uniquely effective strategy for dealing with pimps and prostitutes. he tells them to go away.

lol the "casual" facing the camera on the far left is in a coma for some reason.

and that magazine cunt is a cunt.

Edited July 16, 2009 by Emperor Fuckshit