Definitive list of things that have happened to the dancefloor.

[K]

So I was listening to the last Skindred album today, and I noticed that they decided to Destroy the Dancefloor, which to be honest was probably the most sensible thing to do after Michael Jackson got blood on it and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Nsi05HkXw. I think Skindred should have let Cascada know what they were planning though, cause she had to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTl1ajzq0bk. It would have made more sense to just clear the dancefloor beforehand.

What other things have happened to the dancefloor?

[ADG]

I remember the time Sean Kingston set fire to the dancefloor and then the Arctic Monkeys came along and said that he http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGCre4HgPLU.

[db07]

All i remember is Janet Leon and all her

[K]

I know how she feels mate, I was dismayed when I realised there were too many dicks on the dancefloor.

[MDK]

And here is Electric Six having a nuclear war on the dance floor

[YI]

...which just proves The Specials right, that there's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4.

Yeah, technically 'cheating'.

[METALMAN]

[ADG]

So obvious that I've already used it.

[Emperor Fuckshit]

....then the Arctic Monkeys came along and said that he http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGCre4HgPLU.

Didn't Mr. Turner actually place a bet on the possibility that some other (unnamed) person would look good on the dancefloor? This to me suggests that some third party has been involved in the practise of operating a tout "on" the dancefloor (using the word "on" in the sense of "in connection with").

In a similar vein, Sophie Ellis-Bextor technically only draws attention to the dancefloor murder. Keith, the incorrigible cynic, is obviously presuming her guilt based on the old premise that "(s)he who smelt it dealt it." (Or perhaps we should imagine SBE as akin to one of those dishevelled parents crying press conference crocodile tears in relation to his recently abducted child... even though HE WOZ THE ONE WOT DUNNIT!!!!). I think we're right to be suspicious about some kind of wrongdoing, anyway. Bextor's claim to "know know know know know know [sic]" about the mentality of those involved in such rug-cutting rub-outs is a bit over-zealous.

Edited August 5, 2009 by Emperor Fuckshit

[METALMAN]

So obvious that I've already used it.

I can't read.

And the only other song with dancefloor in the title I have on my itunes that hasn't been used is "On Dancefloors" by Metronomy. I am not going to give it a mention.

[Emperor Fuckshit]

Any other suspects for that murder that occurred on the dancefloor? Ian McKaye has to be up there. He seems a bit too confident in his assertion that this is the "Last Chance for a Slow Dance." Obviously he knew something we didn't. And the sudden disappearance of two of the Pipettes following the band's first album has always seemed kind of dubious to me. I hear the original title for track five was "It Hurts to See You Dance so Well (But Not as Much as It'll Hurt You)". Hmmmmmmm...

Ahhh, whimsy.

Edited August 5, 2009 by Emperor Fuckshit

[YI]

The Pipettes have a fat black bird in these days. Bad times. Rose's solo stuff is great though, so good times.

[db07]

I hate it when people start to dance, and they are not that good.... it's like a freakshow on the dance floor

[Herr Matzat]

This looks like a bad bad Situation! Rock and Roll Evacuation!!!

[Stevie B]

Swing a little more, on the

Edited August 10, 2009 by Stevie B

[hackerjack]

Diet on the Dancefloor - from Living TV

[hackerjack]

"Face On The Dancefloor" by musicdish - bet that one hurt

[K]

this thread owned

[Maxx]

Lets not forget though, that despite all the things that may happen on it or to it, there is no parking on the dance floor