EWR 2011 Stats Update: August ***PLEASE USE SPOILER TAGS***

[JamJamMan123]

It is like somebody took Randy Orton's body and placed a random head on it......getting back to the topic though, i've followed SJK for a huge amount of time and I am so happy he is in FCW

[Skummy]

I wish for once they would keep the indy names. Corey Graves is a TERRIBLE name.

No worse than Sterling James Keenan.

[DoubleJ13]

Jesse Sorenson

Birth Month: May

Weight: Lightweight

Age: 22

Brawling: 35

Speed: 75

Technical: 49

Stiffness: 53

Selling: 67

Over: 20

Charisma: 55

Attitude: 91

Behavior: 92

Tick Superstar Look and (Possibly) Shooting

Wage: 5000-7000

Nationality: American

Primary Finisher: Rolling Cutter (Impact)

Secondary Finisher: Diving Moonsault (Top Rope)

Alter Ego's:

Ryan Sorenson

Tag Teams:

Relationships:

[Guest The Phenomenal Red]

Apparently after his match on the BattlArts show today in Japan, Munenori Sawa announced that he will retire since BattlArts is closing.He said his motivation to wrestle was to popularize BattlARTS. He wrestled for different promotions like ZERO1, DDT or BJW (And FREEDOMS) for popularzing BattlARTS. Unfortunaly we all know that the best Promotion will close the door. And Sawa will retire, because his promotion is not longer alive. He thanked BattlARTS for everything for his career.

I got this from DangerousNOAH's YouTube feed. Make Munenori Sawa a non-wrestler.

[RockBerg]

RAW spoilers

Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston are the new WWE Tag Team champions

Vickie Guerrero as the Jack Swagger's new manager

Remove Brett DiBiase from WWE. He will be released at the end of the month. That's what Ted DiBiase Sr. has said.

[kdcastles]

Remove Brett DiBiase from WWE. He will be released at the end of the month. That's what Ted DiBiase Sr. has said.

According to Ted Sr., he can't even referee anymore. Maybe take him out of the game?

http://www.pwpix.net/pwpixnews/headlines/316066269.php

[scmkid10]

Non-Wrestler?

Theoretically he could become an announcer or even a road agent if he returns to the wrestling business. Not saying he will, just saying

[Guinness-Mick]

Todd grisham has left the wwe for ESPN

http://www.wrestlingnewssource.com/feed_news-20725-Todd_Grisham_Leaving_WWE_for_ESPN_.php

[Mancuerda]

Change Amar Suloev to lightweight. He fights at 185 pounds. Lower his brawl to 45 and tech to 50.

And that leads to a larger point: I think a LOT of mixed martial artists' stats are extremely overrated in EWR. Just because someone is a great grappler in shootfighting doesn't mean they have the understanding or psychology of professional wrestling technical matches. And just because someone is great at kickboxing or striking, that doesn't mean they have the mechanics of a good pro wrestling brawl. There have been amateur wrestlers who joined the ranks of pro wrestling who didn't catch on and weren't very good.

[KrisClassic]

-Raise Nemesis PWG's brawl to 44, overness to 18, and charisma to 66.

-Raise Top Gun Tawlar's brawl to 62, overness to 18, and charisma to 68.

-Raise Quicksilver's brawl to 40 and stiffness to 40.

-Raise Scorpio Sky's technical to 68. Check SS Look.

As for JCW's production value, that seems more like it was the streaming company's fault than there's. As for match quality, that doesn't really apply to the PV.

[Mancuerda]

As for JCW's production value, that seems more like it was the streaming company's fault than there's. As for match quality, that doesn't really apply to the PV.

Those two things COULD apply to owner talent, though, ESPECIALLY the latter.

[KrisClassic]

As for JCW's production value, that seems more like it was the streaming company's fault than there's. As for match quality, that doesn't really apply to the PV.

Those two things COULD apply to owner talent, though, ESPECIALLY the latter.

I don't think their talent should be lowered. They've been running steadily (and presumably, profitably) for over a decade.

-Raise Danny Inferno's overness to 25 and charisma to 74. Uncheck SS Look. Lower his speed to 22.

-Per the Nat. Geo. documentary on the indy scene, add a friendship between Shiima Xion and Chris Hero.

-Raise Devon Monroe's brawl to 36, technical to 42, stifness to 48, selling to 65, overness to 6, and charisma to 53. Raise his age to 29 (guess, but he has worked since at least '02). Change his finishers to Northern Lights Suplex (Impact) and Butterfly Suplex (Impact).

-Raise Mike Sydal's brawl to 38, stiffness to 40, and selling to 68. Check SS Look.

Edited August 25, 2011 by KrisClassic

[KrisClassic]

-Remove Derek Dempsey from ROH.

-Raise Mr. Ernesto Osiris' brawl to 60, selling to 67, and charisma to 58.

-Raise Grizzly Redwood's speed to 48 and charisma to 68.

-Raise Pelle Primeau's speed to 76 and technical to 57.

-Check Booker for Emil J.

-Staff: Check Booker for Zach Burns. Raise his talent to 58.

-Staff: Remove Jesse Logan from NWA-F1.

[Guinness-Mick]

id increase kid kash's speed to about 70/71 yes he may be a little chubby and 42 years old but he can still go

[jadenjater]

Impact spoilers 09/01

Mickie James is the new TNA Knockouts Champion.

Mr. Anderson is a complete face now.

Impact spoilers 09/08

Make Jeff Hardy face, gimmick maybe Man On A Mission.

Add a tag team of Devon and D'Angelo Dinero called "Devon and The Pope", 3 EXP, active

Check announcer for Matt Morgan.

TNA have released Cookie (Becky Bayless) from the company today. She wrote on Twitter:

"Good morning booskis! New day & new twitter name…A big thank you to my TNA fam & fans, but it's time to move on…excited for what's next!"

Remove Becky Bayless from TNA.

Edited August 26, 2011 by jadenjater

[kdcastles]

Hey Bill, just curious, but how close to September 1 are you going to get the new update out? Please no one flame me for this post, I'm just curious about it.

[KrisClassic]

-Raise Adam Cole's charisma to 73.

[xXEdgeXx]

Impact spoilers 09/01

Mickie James is the new TNA Knockouts Champion.

Mr. Anderson is a complete face now.

Impact spoilers 09/08

Make Jeff Hardy face, gimmick maybe Man On A Mission.

Add a tag team of Devon and D'Angelo Dinero called "Devon and The Pope", 3 EXP, active

Check announcer for Matt Morgan.

TNA have released Cookie (Becky Bayless) from the company today. She wrote on Twitter:

"Good morning booskis! New day & new twitter name…A big thank you to my TNA fam & fans, but it's time to move on…excited for what's next!"

Remove Becky Bayless from TNA.

The two Impact Wrestling spoilers are set to happen in September, so they probably won't be included in the next update.

[Bill1996]

Hey Bill, just curious, but how close to September 1 are you going to get the new update out? Please no one flame me for this post, I'm just curious about it.

Earliest: August 31st

Latest: September 2nd

-Bill

[TPO]

Jon Ryan needs a complete Makeover, being the best Euro Catcher there is right now...

Raise:

Brawling to 74

Speed to 34

Technical to 82

Stiffnes to 72

Selling to 82

Over to 23

Charisma 54

Attitude 81

Behavior 90

Also check Shooting Ability & Trainer...

His Finisher now is Ryanoku Driver (Impact)