The Henrikh Mkhitaryan/Aston Villa transfer thread

[Colly]

For all your Villa/Henrikh Mkhitaryan needs. I offer 4/6 that this thread will end up longer than the standard transfer thread.

[Gazz]

I don't think he's going to sign with them.

[Ant]

Blimey. Someone needs a hug i think.

[TCO]

Speaking of hugs, I heard Younes Belhanda, who's rumoured to be signing with Aston Villa, likes hugs.

[Cymbols]

Blimey. Someone needs a hug i think.

Dyslexic Scouse fans could do with a hug if Mikhitaryan or whatever his name it signs. Actually, I don't think many of them can read so it's not a big a deal as I first thought...

[Ant]

Speaking of hugs, I heard Younes Belhanda, who's rumoured to be signing with Aston Villa, likes hugs.

Whats a hug? I'm serious

[Gazz]

The Toxic Avenger has been quoted as saying that he'd 'luv to 'av 'im at QPR'.

We tried to get a quote out of Joe Kinnear but he attempted to pronounce his name, swallowed his own tongue and his aorta exploded. Again.

[Sousa]

This is me right now.

[Gazz]

I hope that popcorn is unsweetened.

[Rafael]

Henrik Mkhitaryan is flying to London, possibly to have a medical at Tottenham Hotspurs.

[Gazz]

Is he in Mike Ashley's helicopter?

[Rafael]

Joe Kinnear I think. He wouldn't miss out on the chance to please Meekterian.

Edited June 30, 2013 by RafaelFms

[Hobo]

Henrik Mkhitaryan is flying to London, possibly to have a medical at Tottenham Hotspurs.

I'd be shocked if the Mkhitaryan to Liverpool deal has not been done for ages now and is just the final bits and pieces being sorted.

The mail thing is lazy weekend reporting.

[ZJ Penn]

YOUNES BELHANDA might sign with Villa. Or YOUNES BELHANDA might sign with someone else. Or YOUNES BELHANDA might stay at his current club.

YOUNES BELHANDA.

[brenchill]

Can we just refer to Mkhitaryan as "Dave" or "John" from now on, please?

Thanks.

[Nerf]

Blimey. Someone needs a hug i think.

Dyslexic Scouse fans could do with a hug if Mikhitaryan or whatever his name it signs. Actually, I don't think many of them can read so it's not a big a deal as I first thought...

The irony is not lost on me.

[stokeriño]

Can we just refer to Mkhitaryan as "Dave" or "John" from now on, please?

Thanks.

"Dave" is taken.

I don't find the name hard to remember. Okay, maybe the first two letters (MK) strike a particular chord of familiarity with me because I live in Milton Keynes...but beyond that, what's forgettable about the suggestion to "hit a Ryan"?

[Thrilla]

Signing some aryans might persuade Suarez to stay.