In my latest Manchester United game, despite bringing in some of the best young players, we've failed to mesh as a team, leading to a shock 5-1 beatdown by of all teams, Aston Villa. The board blamed me for the defeat instead of looking at the players for their failure to play up to my standards, so I told the Glazers to go fuck themselves and resigned.
Wanting to get a team promoted to the Premier League so I could get my revenge, I applied at Blackpool. I made two mistakes here...
1. Applying for the Blackpool job
2. Not waiting for something better (anything)
In spite of myself, I ended up getting the Blackpool job anyway. Karl Oyston must really be desperate. Welp, time to perform a minor miracle without the aid of funding.