Matt

Meh, we've not played our best, Chelsea are gonna be top 2-3, can't complain but it's still shit to lose.

Chelsea having a field day on our left side here

Been our best defender so far

Cracking ball from Phillips, he'd be a half decent player if he scored more

How often can these cunts be shite for an hour, somehow not be 5-0 down and then win? I mean tbf I'm making a fortune on in play betting, so I shouldn't complain too much

What Rashford has done is exactly what this prize should be for. But let's give it to the guy who raced better than the one other guy who had equipment of the same standard as him Wait, what the fuck has Jordan Henderson done?

Nah, he was made captain for one game when Meslier went back to France to pack his bags and Cooper was injured. It was a strange and rather unpopular decision but I suspect it was done to give the illusion that we weren't desperately trying to get his 50k wages off the books. And on this, it wasn't a clear cut case with video evidence or anything. In hindsight it looks bad and it turns out that Meslier is shit hot anyway but if all you've got to do is make claims that a player said something racist and the expectation is that his club will drop them for 5 months until the hearing, that's absurd.

Liam Cooper? Our reserve goalkeeper that we were by all accounts trying to get rid of in the summer who was inexplicably given the captaincy for one game is a racist prick, however. Used the same word as Cavani, actually. But that was sort of the point.

So Cavani is going to be ostracised from the team now, I'm sure. It'd be a complete lack of principles not to, after all

Well I really thought that was going to be another game where we dropped points we didn't deserve to. Hopefully bring Rodrigo back for Chelsea And I'm not sure how Kalvin Phillips gets man of the match, didn't even score a goal, shit cunt.

Not to worry, wasn't a game I expected us to get anything from. A point would have been great but individual mistakes and injuries have cost us. We go again

Fuck. We've been sloppy but we've not really deserved to be 2 down. Leicester are the best of the style of team we hate to play against.

Jesus Christ, can we buy a bit of luck with injuries. Rodrigo has been in contact with someone who's tested positive so is isolating, Raphinha has picked up a knock, Llorente and Kalvin still out. Cooper is back, lets just hope he is fully fit this time. Pablo might not be the worst option against these anyway, we're gonna need someone to pick the lock. Expecting nowt though.

Liverpool have one of the best teams in Europe, criticising Everton for not being quite on that level is fucking stupid. Everton have the potential to achieve a higher league position than they have for years, a couple of defeats shouldn't take that away from them. From what I've seen so far Everton, Leicester, Southampton, Villa, Wolves look far more like top 6 sides than Arsenal, Chelsea and the filth.

Fucking jogging back when defending a 1 nil lead in the 94th minute. Jesus wept. They can both fuck off and form their super league with shite like that.

What time does songs of praise come on?

More title challengers than either of these 2.

Yes Sky, Bruce and Ancelotti may have managed 20 teams between them but one has managed Bayern, Real Madrid and PSG, the other has managed Huddersfield, Wigan and Hull

Surely no cunt is paying to watch some of this shit?

I make it 10th: 4 leagues, 2 cups, 3 playoff trophies. 11th if you count Community Shield.

The one about Rotherham never being in league one or the championship but always in both is true. I'm gonna go with Brighton are just randomly given points throughout the season, they never actually play any games. Pretty sure I looked through our fixtures and we don't play them.

By eventually do you mean "before Christmas"?

Agreed, I'll take fourth.

The person committing the foul is wearing red. You're welcome.

These two came in the top 4 last year right? 😂😂😂 There's probably coming on for a billion quid of absolute fucking shite out there.