Matt

Decent backup for Paddy I guess.

It'd end up with Harry Kane's missus being paid £200k a week to work in the club shop

So Chelsea fans, who's this Lewis Bate kid? And why are we getting him for peanuts if he's as good as people are making out?

Beatles first album maybe without pissing about looking up exact dates. Don't know of much else that happened in '63 of hand.

I thought Barca still couldn't register anyone. Or was that bollocks?

Murderball as in 90 minutes of football with no stoppages and you're never allowed to stop running. I'm not sure if they have a break for half time but I suspect it's nothing more than a water break

With Koch and Llorente still being away after international duty, one of the 17s has been training with the Leeds first team squad. Supposedly the lad has said they're doing extra murderball sessions in what Klich has described as "their toughest preseason ever", Bielsa wants them to be fitter than they were last season. I can only assume this means Stuey Dallas is probably going to be fit enough to run in the national next year.

Bloody hell Jimmy even I'm not going to the pub for another couple of hours

We've convinced someone to take Casilla 😲 Victor Orta really is a genius.

I feel like the odd person has retired and still played an end of season tournament like a world cup but that's not really the same thing. I'd imagine it'd be hard to justify picking someone who only plays one every couple of months, especially given that I assume he won't be training professionally.

They're probably on 3 murderball sessions a week from now until then, a kick about against Guiseley will be a welcome break for them.

Can't wait for us to shithouse our way to beating Germany only to lose to Ukraine in the quarters

I like Ben White but that's fucking insane money, that's roughly what we paid for Koch and Llorente with enough left for Raphinha.

I can assure you, we aren't. We're not looking to strengthen at right back. We'll be signing a central midfielder, a left back, a reserve goalkeeper if we can convince someone to take Casilla and that'll be about it unless there's another Raphinha situation where there's something too good to turn down. And Jackie on a perm but that's been a given for 18 months now.

Before it gets out to the media, I'd like you guys to know first that I've rejected the Tottenham job

Isn't that some kind of dessert?

Watford, Southampton, Wolves, Norwich and Leicester, Norwich, Wolves... Sounds alright to me.

That as well tbf

That's a fucking embarrassment. I know Covid restrictions and shit but I'd give my left bollock to watch my team play in the European cup final, these shit cunts can't even give it away

Just found out this was last night... Hahaha.

What? Apart from Bamford isn't a wide man, none of that is correct. Bamford is the most natural replacement for Kane (obviously nowhere near the same standard) in terms of play style and I'm not sure he's ever played in a front two for us, maybe once or twice in the last 15-20 minutes when we've been chasing game but I'm not even sure about that.

Bamford not being included is an absolute disgrace. Harrison probably a bit unlucky to not at least be in the provisional too. At least they'll get the summer off and it gives me even less reason to care about England's shit, depressing football

Must remember to show this to the scum fan that told me "when you're in the premier league, everyone is that fit"

Looking forward to finishing above Spurs next year