Matt

Yeah but 2 of them are against us so I wouldn't worry. Proper glad we aren't in a relegation battle, with our comfortable 3 goal cushion 🙂

Manager of the month curse, new manager bounce. It was nailed on. Amazing how Everton look like a competent football side with an actual manager, interesting concept.

It isn't just footballers, rape has one of the lowest conviction rates of all crimes because a lot of the time it boils down to he said she said.

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Madness you've not signed anyone but you won't concede as many with Dyche over Lampard. I don't think you're as doomed as some are making out but it will depend how many 1-0s you get rather than 0-0, 0-1 or 1-1

Assuming he hasn't signed an extension at any point, 18 months. Probably wouldn't have brought in that much really.

How many signings have Forest made since promotion now? It must be around 30. Can they even register them all?

I think it was Mowatt actually, probably to Norwich cos that was definitely plausible at the time

Batshuyai has told Everton to get on their bike apparently. Only deals that look on for them, that I've seen, is this Zaniolo chap who sounds like a nightmare (we were briefly linked despite the fact we need anything but another winger-cum-10) and some striker from Reading Also didn't we make up a rumour a few years back that picked up some traction? I feel like that's a thing we did once

I mean isn't saying that Wrexham were an established conference side that now has more money than their peers almost literally exactly the same as Chelsea, City and Newcastle being established Premier League sides that have more money than their peers? I couldn't give a flying fuck about Wrexham and yeah, it's not quite the Cinderella story that it's being made out to be, but I don't think it's as far removed from the oil club takeovers as you're making out, it's the same shit on a different scale.

Is his missus Spanish or has 30+ years of drinking ribena got to him?

Gallagher doesn't go to Everton surely? Certainly not on a permanent deal. Isn't he supposed to be on the fringes of the England squad, he can kiss that goodbye if he ends up playing against Millwall and Reading next year

He's being signed for the under 21s. Injury crisis aside I'd be surprised if he makes more than a couple of cameo sub appearances

Looks like the 49ers have fucked it, time to call it a day and invest in a proper sport imo tbh tbf

Can't wait to lose to these in the next round

Wish someone would put that gobshite in the bin.

Tap in corroborating reports that a deal for McKennie is close to being agreed. Very good window for us, it'll be perfect if we add a left back or centre back depending which position we see Wober.

Radrizanni bought us for £45m but that didn't include Elland Road. With Everton you've got the complication of not only having to buy Goodison but also fork out for the new stadium. We were also relatively debt free, whereas my understanding is Everton are fucked - on the flip side they have some assets that would bring in money (Pickford, DCL, Gordon)

Their goalkeeper is a bus driver, their captain is a vet and their striker is a shift manager at KFC. So it's not that surprising they lost to Darvel

I'm sure he does, but I'd be shocked if Bielsa went. 1) you can't go from Frank "we do analysis too" Lampard to murderball overnight. 2) it isn't as simple as saying "we want Bielsa", you have to buy into the whole ethos that goes with it - even if Moshiri is willing to do that, I'm not sure it's practical midseason. 49ers going to throw all the money in the world at Pochettino imo tbf tbh

Not listened myself but apparently from the Phil Hay show, Phil thinks a full takeover from the 49ers Enterprises is imminent. About to be the richest club in the championship 🎉🎉🎉

They already burnt that bridge. They'll have to go for the new age Big Sam, Sean Dyche... And to be fair, they probably should

Fuck, that'll be Everton getting out of the shit. Meanwhile we'll wait until we've been schooled by Steve Cooper, Boreham Wood have knocked us out of the cup and we've had our arsed handed to us by scum twice in a week before we think about getting shut of Ted.

2 wins in 16. Brentford playing 3 centre halves and 2 holding midfielders so clearly we should tell our wingers to play narrow and try play everything through the middle, when that doesn't work probably what you're best off doing is not changing anything and just make like for like changes, don't bring on the lad you've just paid 30 million quid for, best off bringing on a lad who couldn't cut it as a forward so you've decided he's a centre midfielder despite having no attributes to suggest he can do that. Thank fuck we're not in a relegation battle though, eh Jesse? You fucking useless cunt.

We have this weird habit of trying to stand crosses up to the back post but not having anyone even remotely close to the back post, everyone is usually on the edge of the area or around the penalty spot or at best the near side of the 6 yard box Fair enough, I'd forgotten about the atrocity of our away kit 😂