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  1. Not Henry Cavill

    I am unable to quit as I am currently too legit. 

  2. Not Henry Cavill

    So I said to Sarah, “I know I’m beautiful, but I’m also fat.”

  3. Not Henry Cavill

    Getting the oil changed, it was overdue. 

  4. Not Henry Cavill

    I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.

  5. Not Henry Cavill

    Interview #1 in approximately 30 minutes.

  6. Not Henry Cavill

    One step to a better position. 

  7. Not Henry Cavill

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Especially Julia Roberts amirite?

  8. Not Henry Cavill
    :(
  9. Not Henry Cavill

    Motherfucker! Are you out of your damn mind?!?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Die Hard 3?

    2. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      I'm going to go with...blade?

    3. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Blade, Indeed.

  10. Not Henry Cavill

    And we'll need you to fill out the RJ-17, the Cadillac of forms.

  11. Not Henry Cavill

    I DO! FOR I HAVE EATEN THE SLAW!!!

  12. Not Henry Cavill

    Wanna buy an 'E'?

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    2. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Shhhhh!

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Fed?

    4. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      An e-fed? Is that like a role play for wrestling?

  13. Not Henry Cavill

    Status: Living

  14. Not Henry Cavill

    Pigs are the most delicious members of the animal kingdom.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Haaaaaaaaaaam!

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      I definitely keep reading this as "figs".

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      If god didn't want us to eat animals, they shouldn't have made them so damn delicious!

  15. Not Henry Cavill

    Pigs are the most delicious,

  16. Not Henry Cavill

    Gotta get back on track.

  17. Not Henry Cavill

    You know, sometimes I think maybe I should have had the shrimp cocktail when I was 17.

  18. Not Henry Cavill

    Swords made out of sword-cane are far superior to the crap they make out of corn these days.

  19. Not Henry Cavill

    SPOILERS!!

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The girl gets hit by a car because it's not the 18th century at all.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Actually Niner, it appears The Rainmaker is the new Lineker, at least for today.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      I'm not, 9 to 5, I don't do weekends.

  20. Not Henry Cavill

    It needs a sombrero.

  21. Not Henry Cavill

    Well, that felt like a colossal waste of time.

  22. Not Henry Cavill

    He's King Midas in Reverse.

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    2. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      Sadim Gnik?

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Everygold he touches turns to thing?

    4. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Actually, he's just leaving his driveway...

  23. Not Henry Cavill

    How young are you gonna be when you die? I guess I never really thought about that. You're dying when you start thinking like that.

  24. Not Henry Cavill

    So then, the waitress says, "You can't have an Armadillo in here."

  25. Not Henry Cavill

    And Krankor blows up a potential tackler at the 40, now there's nothing but daylight.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH

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