Not Henry Cavill

And we will call it this land.

Look at Killer Joe go.

Sweet little upside down cake. Worries and woes you've got them. Poor little upside down cake, your top is on your bottom.

Bo knows bros before hoes.

Bo knows.

I know, you know that I'm not tellin' the truth.

Confession: I thought Disorderly Conduct would have made great tag team champions.

I do not have an adequate response to that.

Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair?

Product Launches... dammit.

I really have no desire to be at work today.

Woooooooooooooooo! Go Piggers!

You'll come a waltzin' matilda with me.

I am declaring my intention to attack.

I also did not receive my EWB Riddler Prize... thanks for reminding me.

Take a black cat and place it on your shoulder. In the morning you'll know all you know.

Nothing makes you feel like you're wearing new boots like wearing new boots.

Please refrain from upsetting me, slaptesticles.

You know what's awesome? Everything I do.

If you're not doing it for yourself, you're doing it for the wrong reason

I need a microphone to do a video where I declare my candidacy for the 2016 Presidential Election.

... I still ain't over you.

Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.

Sitting on the deck with Copper the Wonder Dachshund, listening to Pandora radio, drinking a cold beer... all I need is a fine cigar, and it'd be perfect.

And now for something completely similar.