J-Rod

Shell's ass DAY 5 Frustrated by the wet weather and hell bent on breaking the rules, Kitten and Emma have been rudely decorating a garden statue, in an attempt to annoy Big Brother. It'll be an ideal way to "p**s off [big Brother]", insisted Kitten. Never ones to procrastinate, the duo proceeded on dragging the female sculpture indoors, and Emma proceeded to set about attempting to tie a rubber appendage onto the figurine's crotch. However, when it refused to sit properly on the statue's pelvis, the pair changed their plan, and instead stood the phallic item on top of the female statue's head. Dragging her to the Diary Room door, the giggling girls pressed the buzzer that tells Big Brother that someone wishes to chat. Unsurprisingly, Big Brother chose to ignore the statue's call to conversation, but the pair managed to smuggle her in when Daniel exited the room after a chat sometime later. Reprimands were - once again - issued. Why don't the Kitten and the Chipmunk just piss off somewhere!

I love both Man. Utd and Ireland, but I would have to say Ireland.

Liverpool vs. Middlesboro Atmosphere 8/10: Felt that Middlesboro fans sung louder than Liverpool fans. (I'm a Man Utd supporter by the way) Quality of Football: 6/10: Bit messy, both sides gave away the ball alot. Overall: I may have been a neutral supporter but I still enjoyed my day out. 9/10

I've a £10 bet on Italy and a £5 bet on Holland. Me and my friends all had a big sweepstake.

David Beckham, simple as that.

As much as I hate saying it, I think it has come to the end of the road for Ole Gunnar Sojskjaer. He's a great player but with Louis Saha and Alan Smith to compete with I think he should leave and go to Celtic. BTW any more news on Heinze

Victor is the fucking man. I laughed my ass off at his reaction whenever Kitten arrived. It was so damn funny.

When did Shell strip!?! I can't believe I missed that! They'd better show it tonight or someone is gonna pay.

That Kitten is SO annoying. "Maybe because they feel intimadated by my presence" No Kitty Kat because you're a fucking arrogant bitch that's way they all voted for you.

Victor to win!!! He said he would lie, cheat and steal to win!! Get in! I hate Marco what a fruit. The wannabe model is the best looking.