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Man tough crowd tonight. I was starting to like Becki because of her sex games. I have learned now that there are more uses to jam than spreading it on bread. * Oh and about me being drunk is crazy. I spell words they way they sound.

TEW is was also because; Nadia couldn't spell Balloon Stuart couldn't spell Onomatopheia Dan couldn't speel Ontroponaer (sp?)

lafunk the question is why the fuck did they move up 5 places. I mean what did they do. Let's see, Lost to France Won against Switzerland Won against Croatia I mean what sort of achievement is that beating Switzerland and Croatia. Anyone can do it! And how the fuck are Spain 3rd?!?

Boro snap up Reiziger Middlesbrough have confirmed the signing of Holland right-back Michael Reiziger from Barcelona. Reiziger became a free agent when his contract at the Nou Camp expired and Boro boss Steve McClaren moved quickly to snap him up. The 31-year-old was part of the Dutch team that reached the semi-finals of Euro 2004, before being knocked out by hosts Portugal. Boro are expected to follow up the signing by landing Leeds' Mark Viduka. Australia international Viduka, 28, has passed a medical at Boro and has already trained with McClaren's squad while his transfer goes through. Meanwhile, Boro are confident an administrative problem over changing Gaizka Mendieta's year-long loan from Lazio into a permanent deal will be ironed out soon. "We have an agreement with Lazio that his loan will become a four-year permanent deal," said club spokesman Dave Allan. "Gaizka has signed that contract and was back with us in training yesterday." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Desailly leaves Chelsea Veteran defender Marcel Desailly has left Chelsea after ending his contract by mutual consent. He joined the Stamford Bridge club in 1998 from AC Milan for £4.6m having played for Nantes and Marseille. Desailly was captain of France during the recent European Championship but retired from international football after their quarter-final defeat. The 35-year-old becomes the second high-profile departure under new boss Jose Mourinho after Juan Veron. Desailly is going to return to France to decide whether he wants to carry on playing. He will be a guest of honour for Chelsea's first Premiership game of the season at home to Manchester United on 15 August. Desailly won the World Cup in 1998, the 2000 European Championship and won a national record 116 caps for his country. He won the league and European Cup with both Marseille and AC Milan. Veron has joined Inter Milan on a season-long loan after failing to impress during his first season at Chelsea. Argentine striker Hernan Crespo is expected to follow Desailly and Veron out of the club after failing to report for a pre-season meeting on Monday ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kezman nears Chelsea switch Chelsea have moved a step closer to completing a move to bring striker Mateja Kezman to Stamford Bridge. The PSV star flew into London on Monday to complete a medical and negotiate personal terms. But the Serbio-Montenegran will not finalise his transfer until he is granted a work permit, which is likely to be sorted within a week. The Stamford Bridge club have agreed an undisclosed fee with PSV for the 25-year-old forward. They will expect the work permit to be a formality given Kezman's status as a regular international. Kezman will face tough competition for his place in coach Jose Mourinho's starting line-up at Stamford Bridge, but he is not deterred by the challenge. "I know what coach Mourinho wants. I have spoken with him a few times and I know what my position at Chelsea will be," said Kezman. The former FK Loznica, Sartid 1913 Smederevo and Partizan Belgrade forward scored 105 goals in 122 games over four seasons at PSV. In the 2002-03 season, Kezman scored 35 goals in 33 games which was the highest total in Holland since Marco van Basten's 37 for Ajax in 1987. The arrival of Kezman at Chelsea will heap pressure on strikers Hernan Crespo and Adrian Mutu. And there is speculation that Crespo may be loaned out to Italian giants AC Milan. Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, meanwhile, has agreed a deal to be released from the last year of his Stamford Bridge contract. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Man Utd eye Parma prospect Manchester United are poised to sign Italian teenager Giuseppe Rossi from cash-strapped Parma. The 16-year-old midfielder is set to follow Barcelona youngster Gerard Pique to Old Trafford as boss Sir Alex Ferguson looks to the future. Rossi's agents, P&P Sportsmanagement, said the deal should go through soon. "We haven't reached an agreement yet because there are still a few details to be ironed out, but I'm confident the deal will go ahead," said a spokesman. It is rumoured that Carlos Queiroz has a lot to do with these youth signings Rossi is not expected to be called on to take part in United's three-match pre-season tour to the United States where they will play will take on Bayern Munich, Celtic and AC Milan. If the Italian does sign he will become the second teenager to arrive at Old Trafford this summer, after 17-year-old centre-back Pique joined on a five-year deal. Ferguson has also made two senior signings in the close season, with Alan Smith arriving from Leeds for £7m and Gabriel Heinze signing from Paris St Germain for £6.9m.

Nothing much. Big Bro gave them a new task. They were split into 2 groups and they both had to write a song in 2 hrs and perform it to the others. They passed. So they got a party with music. The end. OBTW, Stuart looks gay without his beard now.

You're evil. I really thought there was a Toy Story 3 being made. Still funny though.

Seriously? Man this is a damn shame. I know he was old but no one expected this to happen yet. RIP Marlon, you were truely a legend in many aspects. I checked on Google news and the latest on Marlon was yesterday when it said that it was in debt. I also checked every news channel on Sky and it said nothing.

Non-Believer!! Marco really pissed me off last night, Ahmed or Victor should have decked them. He called them boring to their faces. He keeps complaining that everyone's boring but what the fuck does he do that's so exciting. Running around screaming like a banshee so to speak? Pathetic. And why does Nadia laugh at everything that he says. He's not even funny. So people of UK & Ireland vote out either the fucking manbeast Nadia or get that Marco twat out because he really did piss me off last night.

Billy Connolly Peter Kay Ricky Gervais The two captains on QI Avid from Bo' Selecta

The Getaway is good, but nothing compared to GTA: Vice City. I can't wait until the new GTA game. It's meant to fucking rule. When's it due out for release?

The JC's fucking rule. I'm gonna stop watching if/when Victor and Jason get voted out. I think Jason should calm down abit. Victor needs him for support. Oh and did Michelle actually receive any nominations this week apart from Becki?

OutKast - Roses I like the video and I'm annoyed that it's hardly played on music channels or the radio.

If Holland win tonight it will be like this Portugal v Holland Czech/ Denmark v Greece So I think that overall it will be a Dutch/Czech final. Oh and a wee lad from my home town is going to be a mascot at the final! Get in! Oh and that referee from Switzerland has his own website with a guestbook. They gave it out on the 10 o'clock news on ITV.

This marriage has FAILURE written all over it. But hey you never know.

The Back to the Future Trilogy was good. Probably the best. Toy Story 2 Austin Powers 2 Terminator 2 Bad Sequels/Prequels Star Wars Batman & Robin The Lion King 2 + 3 To be honest though I actually kind of like Rock V & VI, I mean they're not THAT bad.

Unlucky England, maybe next time, if Ireland don't get there first. I know it's not right to laugh, but I fucking laughed my ass off at Beckham's penalty. Ah well, again unlucky lads, you entertained me tonight with a great game of football.

Um let's see Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out Franz Ferdinand - Matinee OutKast - Roses The Thrills - Big Sur That's all I can think of right now.

Michelle has a nice body, but has a fucked up face

I hope someone kicks the shit out of Marco. It all started whenever Emma and Marco started spraying water on Jason. Jason ignored them. Then they started a food fight. Jason then came in and tossed the table over and told Marco to shut the fuck up. Marco and Emma then started ballet dancing or something in front of Jason not listening to him at all. Then Jason got pissed and said 'You don't ever dance in front of me like that again, you wee bald fuck! Do you understand!?!' Then it just got completely out of hand.

Gandalf the Gay. Apparently today he issued a warning to Michelle and Emma stating "Whenever those bitches work through those fucking doors, I'm gonna be waiting for them. And if they have anything to say, just bring it" Well Victor seems to know alot about tonight. Should be interesting

Looks pretty good, what console is it for?

Did anyone notice that when Emma and Michelle will waiting for the front door to open and all the others were watching them, that the door that eventually opened was shaking like mad. I just think they've blown it because they know about the bedsit.

Bremen eye Kleberson Bundesliga champions Werder Bremen are interested in signing Manchester United's Brazilian Kleberson on loan. Bremen's Klaus Allofs told the German club's website they were mulling a loan deal for the midfielder or fellow international Roque Junior of AC Milan. Kleberson, 24, who signed for United from Brazilian side Atletico Paranaense for £6m last August, struggled to break into the United team last season. In a campaign disrupted by injury, Kleberson played just 12 league games.

Man Utd sign £6m Heinze Manchester United have completed the signing of Argentina defender Gabriel Heinze from Paris St Germain for £6.9m. The 26-year-old, United's second summer buy after £7m Alan Smith, has signed a five-year contract at Old Trafford. "I have committed myself for the next five seasons with Manchester United. But I have loads of emotion about leaving PSG. I owe them a lot. "But my dream is coming true by joining United. I am going to keep working hard on the other side of the Channel." Before joining PSG, Heinze played for Valladolid in Spain and Sporting Lisbon in Portugal. I've heard he's quite a handful but Ferguson could sort him out From I love Man U Have your say on 606 United will not have to find a work permit for Heinze as he holds a German passport. Chelsea reportedly made a £7m bid for the player in January, but PSG insisted Heinze would not be allowed to leave until the end of the season. Heinze added: "We have not yet discussed which position I will play," he said. "I don't know whether it will be in central defence or left-back. All they said is that they wanted me. "They have shown great motivation to snatch my services even though I did not talk directly with Sir Alex Ferguson." ----------------------------------------- I think he'll play left back, and put Ferdinand and Silvestre/Brown in the centre and I don't know about O'Shea.

These names suck. It doesn't matter what they're called, I'm still going to call them by their true names.