J-Rod

Britney Spears vs. Rachel Stevens Kate Beckingsale vs. Elisa Cutberth Keira Knightly vs. Christina Aguilera Mila Kunis vs. Mary-Kate Olson

Shell's tits are tiny! Can't wait until tonight.

That Michelle is one stupid BIATCH!! Apparently last night, a helicopter hovered over the house. Big Brother ushered the housemates into their room. While inside somebody told Michelle that it was newspapers etc looking for gossip. So Michelle thought, this was my chance to get noticed, and ran outside topless with Emma and continued to run around the place to get noticed. I know she wants to be a model, but did she have to get noticed that way?!?

Cristiano Ronaldo!!! Anthony LeTallac is a close 2nd for me. I think he has massive potential and is just ready to let it out next year,

Group A: Portugal v Greece = 2-0 Spain v Russia = 3-0 Greece v Spain = 0-2 Russia v Portugal = 1-3 Spain v Portugal = 2-1 Russia v Greece = 0-1 Qualifiers: 1. Spain 2. Portugal Group B: Switzerland v Croatia = 0-1 France v England = 1-0 England v Switzerland = 2-0 Croatia v France = 1-3 Switzerland v France = 0-4 Croatia v England = 1-2 Qualifiers: 1.France 2.England Group C: Denmark v Italy = 1-2 Sweden v Bulgaria = 2-0 Bulgaria v Denmark = 0-2 Italy v Sweden = 3-1 Italy v Bulgaria = 4-0 Denmark v Sweden = 1-2 Qualifiers: 1. Italy 2. Sweden Group D: Czech Rep v Latvia = 2-0 Germany v Holland = 1-1 Latvia v Germany = 0-2 Holland v Czech Rep = 2-1 Holland v Latvia = 4-0 Germany v Czech Rep = 2-1 Qualifiers: 1. Germany 2. Holland Winner: Italy Golden Boot: Thierry Henry _____________ After the group stage, Spain will beat England in the Quarter Finals, France will beat Portugal, Italy will beat Holland and Germany will beat Sweden. Then Italy will beat Spain in the semi's and France will narrowly defeat Germany. Italy will win the final against France through golen goal or something.

Britney Spears vs. Tara Reid Catherina Zeta-Jones vs. Rachel Stevens Beyonce Knowles vs. Kate Beckingsale Trish Stratus vs. Elisa Cutberth Keira Knightly vs. Norah Jones Christina Aguilera vs. Heidi Klum Mila Kunis vs. Ashley Olson Michelle Rodriquez vs. Mary-Kate Olson

Jesus! Did anyone see the bedsit. It's tiny, but it has got a plasma TV for the two housemates to spy on the others so that when they come back in, they'll know what people have said behind their backs. PS After today performance by Ahmed I'd be scared locked up with him in a tiny room for a week or so.

Fintona Swifts GK: Kahn - 4m D: Sagnol - 3m D: Cannavaro - 6m D: Ujfalusi - 3.5m D: Lizarazu - 5m M: Joaquin - 5m M: Rosicky - 5m M: Davids - 5.5m M: Zambrotta - 5.5m F: Maakay - 4.5m F: Klose - 4.5m Total Value= £49.5m

All Victor said was "Get the fuck out of my face bitch!" E: "Fuck off! V: Why what you gonna do about it! And it just continued like that for 5 minutes,

Tonights Big Bro was the best yet. Emma and Michelle snogged for like 10 minutes! Food fight! Shell frontal nude. You could see everything! This is the best Big Brother ever!!!!

J'Lo reminds me of Liza Minnelli for some reason.

What would be in the point in signing Kahn. He's shit. We've got two quality goalkeepers already. I think Alan Smith is a good player but I hate him as a person. Did anyone hear him on MUTV. What an asshole. What's the point in signing for us if you don't like us. Stupid wanker.

In the Mirror today it says that Spurs are interested in signing Sylvain Wiltord from Arsenal. Interesting..... Also Veron has moved to Inter on a season long loan.

Coming from an outsider (IRELAND!!!) I really think you should play Owen and Heskey up front if you want to achieve anything. I mean both Owen and Rooney play with the same styles whereas Heskey is good at headers and can set up goals for Owen. Well that's what I think.

Bought Alan Smith for £15m. Scored two on his debut against Arsenal. Wicked!

Championship Manager 03/04 - 9/10

I heard that both Jennifer Aniston and David Schiwmmer (sp?) both make an appearance in one episode.

The look on Dan's face was fucking PRICELESS whenever he seen Michelle and Stuart go at it. And as if the whole Dan and Jason thing couldn't get any weirder, he licked chocolate off his ass and then to make things worse I got sick when Stuart kissed that Nadia man.

Do you think Michelle and Stu really did it?

This shit with Dan and Jason is getting too weird, even for me. BTW did anyone see BBLB today. They've found out that Jason made up that shit about winning that best ass competition of Stirling or whatever. I can't believe he's low enough to make up something as stupid as that!

Kitten should just go and die some where.

Modern Times - 9/10 One of Chaplin's best films. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - 10/10 Four words; Barry + Gary = Funny shit

I was too scared after it to go to bed, but then I seen it was fake so it was alright. Wicked show as well, and yes why didn't they show the CCTV footage of the boy in the straps.

Kitten's rein of terror continues. She started painting on the walls and then started arguing with the other housemates and stormed off crying, and then Marco and Emma started arguing with Ahmed over asylium rights etc. This show just keeps getting better and better.

I have just witnessed an absolute classic. Jason gave Ahmed some tips on how to get noticed in the house. Ahmed said that Marco really got on his nerves. ''Well tell him that then'' ''Ok'' Ahmed then went outside and told Marco to piss off and stop treating him like some disease! Classic! Good for Ahmed, I sort of felt sorry for him in there.