J-Rod

Man Victor was funny tonight. (To BB) ''I'll kick your ass and take your name down and stick it in my pocket. That's the kind of guy I am. You should shut-up 'cos I own you now Bia-tch. Know what I'm saying?'' Here's who I think will nominate each other Dan; The JC's Jason: Nadia & Michelle Michelle; Dan & Jason Shell; tough 'cos she gets on well with all of them Stuart; Nadia & Dan Victor; Nadia & Dan So I think then that Nadia and Dan and maybe Jason are going to be up , depends on who Shell votes for.

Man I suck. I'm a like 1,200 in the overall table.

Not this year my friend unless the fence sitters are still in.

Pat's still going? God I haven't seen it in years. I never see it advertised in TV listings.

Shit! I've just realised that I going to miss the last week or so. The final is on 3 days before I come back. Does BB UK air in America?

I think he will stay. Sure last year he was rumoured to be going to the Red Devils. It just the Sun and everyone else just adding heat to the flames.

Pretty tough between Problem Child 2 Crossroads Freddy Got Fingered Batman & Robin Power Rangers: The Movie

Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt(Rumored & Not Denied) Male: Giggles Female: Rachel Julia Roberts & Her Babies' Daddy(Twins, Boy & Girl) Male: Oral Female: Monty Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez(Rumored & Denied) Male: Oscar Female: Susan Liv Tyler & That Guy From Spacehog Male: John Female: Texas

That ebay thing is weird. I sort of felt sorry for Michelle then I though nah and just laughed at her crying. I think she's using Stu to stay in. The JC's are right. She does boss Stu around. I bet ya if Michelle went, then Stu would really start to get going, but for now he is that hog's bitch.

Does anyone notice that I was the first Victor supporter here. Everyone else said 'oh Shell be my wife and get your baps out'. Now since then nearly everyone here supports Victor. So officially I started the band-wagon! Oh the task was cool as well.

Has Drogba signed for Chelski? In the Daily Mirror today it says in Chelsea's transfers in: Didier Drogba - 24m

I've never found Shell attractive. Vanessa was the one for me. Anyway Victor is a fucking legend. He was hilarious last night in that dateline shit. Please keep him in. Let the bad guy win for once. What's the point of letting Nadia win? What the fuck has she done except crying about her cigarettes.

Tight between Krueger and Norman Bates because they're both cool. But I voted for Bates anyway.

Fucking deadly. I'm throwing my PS2 away.

Well it has worked before. Kylie, Will Smith, Holly Valance

Ahmed has really been a proper gimp this week. I think he's just hammered in the final nail in his coffin, because he's going on Friday.

Shrek 2 - 9/10 Funny but got really good when The Little Ginger Bread Man and the Pigs came into it. I'm still undecided yet whether they should do a number 3. Oh well time will tell on that one.

Shit I completely forgot about this. Least I didn't xome last

Chelsea 'in Drogba talks' Chelsea chief executive Peter Kenyon has travelled to Marseille to discuss the £26m transfer of striker Didier Drogba, BBC Sport understands. Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho, who has been unimpressed by Hernan Crespo's late arrival for pre-season training, is known to be a fan of Drogba. Mourinho said of the 28-year-old: "I see the qualities of power and speed. "Also his control on the first touch and the way he fights - He's a player who can achieve great success." Marseille general manager Pape Diouf told French magazine But two weeks ago that money accrued from the sale of Drogba to Chelsea would allow the club to buy three players of international stature. Drogba, who cost Marseille only £4m when he moved from Guingamp, is contracted to the Ligue 1 club until 2008. Drogba scored 19 goals in the French league last season and 11 in the Uefa Cup after joining from Guingamp. Since arriving, Mourinho has already brought in Portugal defender Paulo Ferreira from his former club Porto and on Monday concluded the signing of PSV Eindhoven striker Mateja Kezman. ---------------------------------------------- Everton make Savage bid Everton have confirmed they have made a £2.5m bid to bring Birmingham midfielder Robbie Savage to Goodison. Everton boss David Moyes tried to sign the 29-year-old last season, but he opted to stay at St Andrews where he has been offered a new long-term deal. "I can confirm that we have lodged a bid with Birmingham for Robbie Savage," Everton spokesman Ian Ross told the club's website. Birmingham are now considering Everton's offer for the midfielder. Everton are likely to use money from the possible £1.5m sale of Tomasz Radzinski to Fulham to fund the move for Savage.

Snape from the Harry Potter books. The Weasley Brothers as well are funny

That Cocknose shit is complete crap, so is the Odd Couple. Craig David is sometimes alright but he's not as funny as he was last series.

I am Tommy DeVito as well. Everything is true except the small penis bit.

Ha Ha! LOL at Michelle. Ahmed wouldn't do any work and failed twice. Michelle went mental at him and the only reason she's mad is because she knows she's up for eviction! Again

Michael Jackson doing Porridge is the funniest bit. Me and Ronnay Barkey!! Avid has become a celebrity now in his rights. In the first series, nobody hardly heard of him.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!! Victor or Jay are fucked. This week they are doing a boot camp with Jay and Michelle the sargeants and the rest are the privates. If the privates do well and do what they are told by the sargeants, Jay and Michelle will not be up for eviction this week. So if the privates do well they are all up for eviction. So Victor might be evicted. But if the privates do crap, then Jay and Michelle are up for eviction, where Jay will go. Evil BB!!