J-Rod

He could be the answer to Saturday or Friday night TV. Hopefully Friday because Match of the Day's on Saturday.

One and two were ok but not great but 3 was just low. It was crap even Stifler wasn't funny and now they decide to milk this franchise for every thing its got. It would have been a bit respectable if Eli Marienthal was in it but no. Pathetic.

I thought Rowan Atkinson was going to play Voldermort. :ohwell:

The Day After Tomorrow - 8/10 Pretty good movie but a bit of a shite ending.

Just got back from my holidays and I can't believe Jay got that far. What did Michelle do to get voted out, didn't she get something like 1.5m votes or something. I see Emma was causing trouble again. Can she not just forget it, she wasn't going to win anyway if she had stayed in. Oh and how much was the prize fund in the end? I think Victor should be Graham Norton's replacement on Channel 4. That would be class.

Sorry PES3 but when I get this you're going to the cupboard. This game is going to kick FIFA's ass again this year. I can't wait. The first first picture of the stadium looked so life like, I thought it was real-life until my brother told me.

Oasis - What's the Story? (Morning Glory) One of the best albums ever and I still listen to it on a regular basis. Wonderwall and Don't Look Back in Anger are one of the best songs ever.

Just started new game as Man.Utd My team Goalkeepers Tim Howard Patrice Luzi Roy Carroll Defenders Chris Clarke Rio Ferdinand Mark Lynch Philippe Mexes Phil Neville Mikael Silvestre John O'Shea Wes Brown Midfielders Nicky Butt Eric Djemba-Djemba Quinton Fortune Ryan Giggs Kleberson Paul Scholes Sean Thornton Strikers Ruud Van Nistelrooy Diego Forlan Robert Earnshaw Nicolas Anelka ------------------------------------------------ TRANSFERS IN Patrice Luzi - Liverpool $230k Nicolas Anelka - Man City $13.75m Robert Earnshaw - Cardiff $3.5m Sean Thornton - Sunderland $2.3m Philippe Mexes - Auxerre $3.1m Chris Clarke - Blackpool $500k Total Spent = $23.5m ------------------------------------------------ TRANSFERS OUT Gary Neville - Valcenia $4m Fabien Barthez - Arsenal $4.3m Roy Keane - Juventus $250k Total Received = $8.55m ----------------------------------------------- So far I've played 4 games in the Premiership and I am currently 1st place with Newcastle on 10pts and Chelsea and Liverpool close behind with 9pts.

The only things that happened last night were Dan unblocking the sink I think. Oh and Michelle and Stu kissing. (No fucking surprises there ) Bring back Victor! He's on BBLB today at least that's a start.

Victor might as well have taken Jason with him when he went out, because he's going next week. I'm just so pissed off because last year people complained that it was boring and lacked entertainment. So to spice it up they added interesting people and what do the public do. They chuck them out first. Like Ahmed or Becki or even Marco. I mean it's just stupid and now people are going to complain now it's boring with just ordinary people left. Ah well that's another BB out of the way for another year. I'm sort of glad Victor's gone now because I'm going on holidays and now I can relax knowing that nothing entertaining is going to happen. And if you call two people shagging under a table entertainment, then television has reached a new low.

Did anyone hear what the JC's where planning for tonight. If either one of them gets evicted they're going to do a Kitten and stay in the house and lose all the money for the rest of the house. fucking brillant.

Victor and Dan were funny tonight D: You want a cup of tea or something V: Yeah Dan you go boil the kettle and then pour it over your head. Michelle and Stu definetely did it last night, no questions here. If that pub quiz thing is true I'd laugh Stu came last, but he won't so it probably between Nadia and Michelle. Nadia: What the fuck's a equilateral triangle? Is that some sort of triangle? Victor's catchphrase = I am Victor, rapper slash part time gangster for fuck sake. I've made more comebacks than Jesus Christ. I have returned more times than the fucking Pink Panther.

God Michelle is a bitch. Whenever they were told that they had failed the task, they were told how they failed. One of them was because Michelle song that song at the wedding in the wrong tone. So instead of saying 'Oh no we're not going to get any proper food for a week' she comes out with 'I Can't Believe they failed me' Jesus. You have to hear how she sung it first before understanding. I was watching it live and I never heard of the song, then on BBLB they played the original song to show what she was singing and it sounded completely different from what she was singing.

Yeah. I think he fancies her. Michelle almost killed Nadia when she was reaching boquette. She's always around Stu. She never lets him do anything. I voted for her about 6 times now to get evicted. Hasn't worked yet. The reason why nobody votes for her is because they think Stuart would be suicidal without her thus keeping her in.

I've haven't watched a episode of the Simpsons for months. When I was younger I wouldn't miss an episode. It was a thing I done everyday. Now it's just a programme to watch if nothing else is on.

Michael Jackson - Thriller Michael Jackson - Billie Jean U2 - Beautiful Day U2 - With or Without You AC/DC - Highway to Hell The Clash - London Calling The Clash - Rock the Casbah OutKast - Roses Oasis - Wonderwall Oasis - Don't Look Back in Anger Michael Jackson - Beat It The Streets - Dry Your Eyes The Streets - Fit But You Know It Madonna - Like A Prayer John Lennon - Imagine Queen - Killer Queen Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Californication Dodgy - Good Enough Queen - We are the Champions Lightening Seeds - Three Lions

Why in the blue hell does Michelle thinks that she can sing. Shut her fucking mouth shut Vic. I think now Vic and just had his coffin nailed shut. He's just after having a big argument with the rest of the house minus Stuart and Jason. So of course now all the teenage girls will vote 'the bad guys off' and wanting Shell or Michelle to win. If Michelle wasn't in love with Stu she would have been gone already.

Man that was funny. I think I've just walked into Old McDonald's farm. Chicks fucking everywhere! lol Does anyone think that Michelle and Stu actually done it under the table. I'm uncertain because I don't think Stu would have been up for it on national television but she was moaning away like a cow that was calfing and she was on top of him.

I didn't know Pat was married and had kids.

When will Wacko Jacko learn that having more kids ain't going to help his case in court. Who's the mother by the way?

Man I'd love to have that chair. Vic the Slick is marrying Shell for a task. Michelle was green with envy. When the task was announced she immediately said that she wanted to be the bride and Stu would be the groom. He didn't want to do it. So she was trying to persuade him the whole day to be the groom, but he still refused. That fuck he did, I don't think I would have been able to handle it. On to the nominations I think either Jay or Dan will go. Does anyone else notice that Dan puts on this weird face when he's pretending to act? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...3921963335&rd=1 That's the shit right there.

I'd like either Franz Ferdinand or The Streets to win because they're both quality bands.

public enemy, Pat's been going now with his black and white cat for 20 odd years now, why stop it now? He's on a roll. Who's going to deliver the post if he does retire. Postman Bodger with his black and white badger perhaps?

I still can't get over it. I forgot about Nadia. She will nominate Jason & Stuart? I think she's gets on well with Victor. The only entertaining one's left are The JC's and Shell because she strips at least twice a week.