Kaney

Yeah bitch, like them. Like them hard.

Playing EWR on my DS.

And I thought *I* was a bastard.

I'll show you my stones!

Impotent, am I? Next time it can just stay down, :@

It'd be hard for Ellis to have a chance, with him being on another continent and all.

Unless of course, you were the size of Ruki.

Come on Ellis, play nice. We don't want Ruki to get mad and starting beating up his girlfriend agai-I've said too much.

Whats wrong with hearing your elderly father talk about boinking? I've had booooinking.

Boinking, Sousa?

Really?

And the fucker is ginger! GINGER! Thats fucking disgusting. I am Scottish, and even I am not as ginger as that fat ginger motherfucker.

Wow. We've covered racism, paedophilia, S&M, fantastic gluttony and cryaphilia...and you are somehow worse?

Alright. I know when I'm beat.

Oh great, here come the perverts.

I mean, other than Ruki.

Or was it twelve?

Well hey. At least this one isn't thirteen.

I still can't believe that one time he posted a webcam video where he just sat there and poked a girl with a sharp stick, tears running down her face and goo running down his hands. I wish to God I could.

I can't even warn him nowadays. It's too sick being part of it, knowing that he'll be masturbating furiously as soon as I press the button.

Well I was talking about his submissive fetishism but I didn't know he was racist. He's never mean to black people, or chocolatey folk as he calls them.

Oh yeah, thats true. And Ruki is likely going to be tied up, or handcuffed at one point, due to his kink and all.

You can't leave him faster than he consumes pies though. That would just be silly.

And he tells us everytime he doesn't have the balls to bitch at her face.

I thought you'd have taken the hint. GAWD.

Alright then.

Well, I am only freelance at the moment. What with the economy and all.

I am surprised you haven't noticed it yet.

Because you respect and/or admire my despicable black-hearted evilness.