Kaney

You didnae-you did not!

They are besides the feet of Hermes!

You are not. You are not wearing the winged sandals. You do not have them.

...be careful, the chasm cannot be jumped by mere mortals.

The tunnel takes you north. You now stand before the chasm of fire. To the other side of the chasm is the black ruby of Voldesad.

...you cannot get the troll.

I must finish describing the environment before I can take instructions from you!

So did I. It's been a while since I've been involved in the Cube, and it's been a while since you updated it.

Yes. Go update Grass Roots.

You cannae-you can't get creature. The creature eats you, you are dead. Thank you for playing Adventure Quest.

You cannot put the troll in the bag, the troll is a creature. You still have your spear!

You...you cannot get troll.

Box of kleenex ready. Time to murder baddar, dismember his corpse, drain the blood, and then dispose of the evidence.

Happy birthday dude. I always thought you were older than this.

A giant....WOOOORRMMM?!?

Ellis lies, I have no idea what he's talking about.

...so I should keep going, right? I'll keep going.

Anyone who spoils mania tonight, here or elsewhere is banned for a week. Anyone who posts fake cutesy omg so witty type fake spoilers here takes a three day vacation. See if I'm kidding.

Remember to change your clocks, UK folks.

Don't mention Turtles to me. God damn Leonardo to hell.

Thats because CM Punk isn't sexist scum. And he is hot.

She is this man.

http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=83174&view=findpost&p=2265390

She's a man.

So you're gonna wait for more silly little boys? Ok cool.

Oh hi Benji.