The Buscher

Lol all of that time to sort out if it was a penalty or free kick when he was gonna blow the whistle as soon as it was kicked anyway.

RIP Lakers bandwagon 7/1/18-7/2/18

Blue Jays get: SP Jacob deGrom Mets get: C John Tavares

Rooting for Japan against Brazil would’ve been glorious. Dammit. Oh well, go Belgium.

Gutting

Holy shit

Bollocks

Neymar’s such a bitch.

Dammit, it just had to be Neymar.

I expect Lou and Trotz to resign before the start of the season.

Remember when David Price was a good pitcher? Dude is straight up trash now.

I celebrated Bobby Bonilla Day by once again reminding everyone that Bobby Bonilla’s deferment wasn’t even the worst. Here’s a nice Twitter thread. This is still the best one.

Denmark

Welp, so much for the good vibes I felt bringing Lou and Trotz in. Means nothing now. Somehow I’m more optimistic about the Giants coming off of a 3-13 season than I am about any of the other teams I root for. What a bunch of dumpster fires.

Royals gearing up to sign Luke Heimlich. Fuck them.

Cue the Downfall reactions.

Saw someone post this with the anniversary of Michael Jackson's death That's gotta be one of the most obnoxious things I've heard that I can't help but laugh. Also the video was uploaded to YouTube in September 2006. I didn't even know YouTube existed that far back.

A dead body has been discovered at Janoris Jenkins’ house. Uh oh.

I needed a good laugh after the meeting I was just in. Thanks.

Bucs would be pretty dumb to start Ryan Fitzpatrick over Josh McCown.

Baseball Prospectus AL Playoff Odds, 6/25/18 Astros 99.9% Yankees 99.8% Red Sox 99.2% Indians 98.5% Imagine if the old playoff format was still in effect? The AL playoffs would already be decided not even halfway through the season.

Oh, Kershaw/deGrom. I haven’t watched in almost a month but that seems like something I’d need to see. The Mets won’t score anything off of Kershaw but maybe they can match zeroes. *Max Muncy hits a HR on the fourth pitch of the game* Well that was fun while it lasted.

Unbelievable.

I audibly belly laughed at Ochoa’s selling of his “injury”.

Aaaaaand there’s Knick fans booing another draft pick.