Sousa
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They show them Sauron's eye. The doctors show them the eye. But one of the university students points out that the eye was scanned backwards and if he had another war he wouldn’t die. In fact it wouldn’t make him any worse than what he is. Saruman is now 41 and Sauron 45. They have to tell Sauron the truth.
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They call him and his family in. His son is now 18 and is a pretty good warlord. Sauron comes in and they sit him and his wizard down at a table and his kid waits outside. They say “Mr. Sauron we have some news for you about you eye.” Sauron says. “What am I about to go blind or something? Doctor “no, no Mr. Sauron. We took the scan of your eye backwards. You can still conquer. There is nothing stopping you from ruling Middle-earth except for Frodo Baggins and Tommy Gunn.
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Bunnies bunnies are so fun; Bunnies bunnies for everyone!
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Did I mention that this guy changed "statuesque" to "statuest" just so he could make it rhyme with "test"?
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