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How exactly did we come to a point as a culture where Transformers is lame but My Little Pony is popular?

Well, you're a sorry excuse for... even being here!

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip; that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour, a three a hour tour. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, wi...

I'm not sure what's scarier, the fact that cute girl who added me on Facebook was born in 1992, or that she was born in 1992 and I can legally have violent sex with her.

Willie Nelson isn't just a country singer - it's also an outlawed wrestling move.

Can we stop the viperlike trend now? dawg, he dead.

NERDS UNITE!: Which Final Fantasy game should I play out of the following: 7,9,10,11 or 13?

NERDS UNITE!: Which Final Fantasy game should I play out of the following: 7,9,10,11 or 13?

What Sousa said.

wishes wrestling shows still had names like TURKEY DAY TURMOIL

It's gotta be like around the low 70s outside or something and there's a breeze. This is glorious. The cold is slowly but surely making its way to Florida and I am so damn excited.

William Regal's last Tweet was "The real mans man died on 1-4-99 of liver failure.Rest in hell." ...blimey.

The last minute of Boardwalk Empire tonight is going on the shortlist for Best Minute of TV in 2010.

You're just a piece of shit, but I can overlook it today.

Come on, vote in the Top 25 Matches thread! Don't make me beg!

still waits for kliq to update his status to donator

Fucking Butters or Cartman or Stewie Griffin are going to win that animated characters poll and you guys are REALLY going to get to see what a pissed-off Sousa looks like.

Roddy Piper is in the lower right corner of my computer screen ranting and raving as I surf the Internet. I wish I was able to do this as a kid.

From time to time, I'll drop by here. Odds are my posting days are over...

If CHIKARA does something wacky, it's "awesome," but if WWE or TNA dare do anything similar, it's an "insult to my intelligents." Ha! I love the Internet.