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  1. A War Horse walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long film?"

  2. Boilin' Shoes for Dinner.

  3. There aren't enough Mistings in pro wrestling these days!

  4. Guaranteed way to make me your Valentine on the 14th: give me a hammer with the word "Greg" on it. Add the phrase "I Broke Wahoo's Heart" and you'll have an all-access pass to whatever the hell you want from me.

  5. Working while sick sucks. To try and pass the next nine hours, I will try to finally determine which spinebuster is better: Ron Simmons or Arn Anderson.

  6. Where were you in '92?

  7. Working while sick sucks. To try and pass the next nine hours, I will try to finally determine which spinebuster is better: Ron Simmons or Arn Anderson.

  8. I think it'd be more interesting if we got spambots along the lines of the nigerian scammers, instead of the drug spambots we get now.

  9. Oh, I get it now. "I'd rather be in Phoenix". It means that, ideally, I would be inside Beth Phoenix. By "I", I mean my cock. As in, I'd be having sex with her. Thoroughly.

  10. Oh, I get it now. "I'd rather be in Phoenix". It means that, ideally, I would be inside Beth Phoenix. By "I", I mean my cock. As in, I'd be having sex with her. Thoroughly.

  11. I will now provide EWB with the comprehensive list of wrestling women types that you all are allowed to find attractive. 1. Vickie Guerrero (obvs.) 2. Cheerleader Melissa 3. Rhaka Khan 4. Rosa Mendez (because, fuck, wow) 5. Nikki but not Brie 6. Rhonda Singh 7. Madusa (mountainous cleavage era) 8. Molly Holly

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Also, is my forbidden, dirty love for Bull Nakano still permitted?

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  12. I will now provide EWB with the comprehensive list of wrestling women types that you all are allowed to find attractive. 1. Vickie Guerrero (obvs.) 2. Cheerleader Melissa 3. Rhaka Khan 4. Rosa Mendez (because, fuck, wow) 5. Nikki but not Brie 6. Rhonda Singh 7. Madusa (mountainous cleavage era) 8. Molly Holly

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      I think we're going to need confirmation on that.

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  13. I will now provide EWB with the comprehensive list of wrestling women types that you all are allowed to find attractive. 1. Vickie Guerrero (obvs.) 2. Cheerleader Melissa 3. Rhaka Khan 4. Rosa Mendez (because, fuck, wow) 5. Nikki but not Brie 6. Rhonda Singh 7. Madusa (mountainous cleavage era) 8. Molly Holly

  14. Come on, come to padre. Embrace the infinite.

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  17. In the meantime, thanks, ants. Thants.

  18. creative has nothing for you is pretty funny. case in point:

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